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2018

17

Sep

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples Black Shirt Tight LEggings

I was told by a film director or producer, I don’t remember who it was, but it could have been a random Nigerian scammer over email, it could have been fabricated in my head also you know…

But I was told that Charlize Theron, after killing her father in South Africa, was sent to America on a work visa because she was a model to make it for the family.

Her mom took the blame, said it was some domestic abuse bullshit as women do when their husbands kill them off, he was going to kill me, he probably diddled little Charlize cuz she was hot, and his sperm made her, so they killed him off…South Africa had bigger things to deal with at the time, so they let her go…

While in LA, she was desperate, did Playboy to generate some buzz, but it wasn’t until meeting a producer in the line at the bank who said come to his office for a potential gig, where she offered to do anything for the job, pretty much anything…and boom…she became Charlize Theron and that’s the early stage of Hot Theron before she turned into this Oscar winning hard nippled old lady you still jerk off to.

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2018

22

Aug

Charlize Theron Burkini of the Day

Charlize Theron Wet Bikini Pussy Print

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

I also like to think that Charlize was the one who killed her dad for diddling her…and the mom took the blame…so that Charlize could take her hot model ass to America and pose for Playboy, hang out in LA with no money, until using her hot Playboy model access to fuck some producers, eventually winning an Oscar, all while being a South African…racist by default….

She’s old now, has been fat for a role, hasn’t quite bounced back but at 45 years old…it’s pretty much done…and in the process of getting here…she’s done pretty good, is set for life, and only one murder happened to make her happen….most rich people KILL way more to get ahead…those pyschopaths…out for themselves doing whatever they can to win.

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2018

09

Aug

Braless and Old Charlize Theron in Some Pussy Hugging Leggings of the Day

Old Charlize Theron the killer who her mom too the fall for – after they allegedly killed her abusive father -but that no one went to jail for – because South Africa is crazy like that. I mean I’ll assume he wasn’t black, but if he was, they’d probably encourage the white Afrikaans kill him off. They are a racist people…while in this case, I’ll just assume he was a diddler, and Charlize got diddled, forcing her like other children who were diddled to run off to America an sex work….you know to show the people what she had so much experience in…like an athlete who trained at a young age…only far dirtier, darker and understanding of the ability to manipulate men to give you what you want, which in Old Charlize Theron’s case was an OSCAR.

Point being, from daddy killer, to Playboy Playmate, to Model to Actress to Braless Hard Nippled with a Cameltoe looking not nearly as battered as you’d expect.

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2017

24

Nov

Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day

Charlize Theron Bikini

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations…

So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience…

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2017

18

Jul

Charlize Theron’s Nipples in Some Bra Outfit of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

She’s also in some blockbuster in some sports bra bullshit that is designer…pretty bold…pretty edgy…not as edgy as when she was a nude model and playing the scene fucking random dudes…back when you probably jerked off to her, unless you’re like me, and you jerked off to her during the filming of MONSTER….

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2015

22

Jan

Charlize Theron Makes the Blowjob Face on Set of a SHoot of the DAy

I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….

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2014

27

May

Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy….

It was an era when Playboy mattered.

Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

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