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2017

24

Nov

Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day

Charlize Theron Bikini

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations…

So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience…

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2017

18

Jul

Charlize Theron’s Nipples in Some Bra Outfit of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

She’s also in some blockbuster in some sports bra bullshit that is designer…pretty bold…pretty edgy…not as edgy as when she was a nude model and playing the scene fucking random dudes…back when you probably jerked off to her, unless you’re like me, and you jerked off to her during the filming of MONSTER….

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2015

22

Jan

Charlize Theron Makes the Blowjob Face on Set of a SHoot of the DAy

I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….

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2014

27

May

Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy….

It was an era when Playboy mattered.

Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

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2014

20

Mar

The Creepiest Charlize Theron Bikini Video of the Day

Apparently Charlize Theron is in Florida doing a bikini shoot for Mario Testino, doughy compared to when she was in Playboy 20 years ago, back before becoming an actress, thanks to a solid casting couch session where she was apparently willing to do anything, you see her mom had just killed her dad from being abusive, and put everything in sending her to LA to get famous, and famous is what she is now…at least famous enough to win Oscars and to have her Sean Penn Creampie filled ass doing a bikini Photoshoot…where the paparazzi watch…at least according to this creepy fucking Youtube video I had no choice by to post because it is amazing.

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2014

13

Feb

Charlize Theron Covering her Face of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

The other thing I like about Charlize Theron is that she’s a model turned actress, that when she was in LA early on was very willing to do anything to be famous…and it worked.

Here she is covering her face, because I guess she’s old now…but I’ll always remember 1997 Playboy…where she started….because as far as I am concerned it’s still 1997…which also happens to be the last year I bought clothes.

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2013

31

Dec

Charlize Theron is Dumpy on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve heard some funny stories of Charlize Theron’s entry into Hollywood…not that any of them were really that interesting or shocking…she was 19 and moved to LA to get famous, became a little desperate to get a paying gig because she was broke, an immigrant and alone in the city…and thanks to LA being LA, a lot of creeper old dudes appreciated her tall, model body…and brought her into castings where no one really knows what happened, but where I’ve heard she was very willing and cooperative to do any kind of movie they want her to do…because lets face it that’s how you gotta be to break through…and it worked, she’s an Oscar winner now…Yay to being willing to suck dick on camera…

So here she is at 38, but I’m going to assume she’s in her 40s and led about her age, at least that’s what her body is telling me…in a bikini…in Hawaii

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