Christina Aguilera got them fat girl monster tits that are likely very fake because I remember when the 90 pound version of her all of a sudden had tits…

Now, at 40, she’s looking like a Kardashian with all the face injections, which I guess is better than looking 40….you know go for that SEX doll look…and commit to it…in layers and layers of make-up…she’s fucking 40….and make people focus on the tits instead of the face so they buy into the fantasy, their own fantasy of her, keeping the dream a live and not allowing themselves to see that she’s a fucking 40 year old…

But unfortunately for her, all the hair and make-up, we can see her male-pattern baldness happening as it happens to some women when they get older, go through menopause, have their hormones all out of wack, and more importantly…have been aggressively bleaching their brown hair for 30 fucking years instead of embracing her natural old fucking self…

She looks plastic and it’s wonderful…

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The icon, the legend, the never was Britney – Christina Aguilera lives…

Here are the pics of her shuffling her way into this event..as a fat man I can relate to her not wanting to wear pants…but still facing the same struggle of trying to carry that weight places…all pantsless….with your thighs rubbing togteher…which isn’t something she’s used to cuz in her castle she calls home she has a team of people physically carry her…oh to be rich and famous…

I don’t know why she’s out there doing this comeback tour, obviously money and ego, since she can seemingly sing, unlike Brtiney, who proved celebrity isn’t a singing contest.

I figure if I was a rich hot popstar at 20, making 100s of millions of dollars, I’d be good chilling on that money for life…but I guess bills need to be paid and doing nothing isn’t all that stimulating, even if I find it the best thing ever…

So instead of being a memory from the Dirty video, she’s a “woah look how gross Aguilera’s got since the Dirty Video”…and that is a dumb strategy.

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Christina Aguilera is looking like the human version of a Hemorrhoid. You know all bloated with age because the integrity the structure of your rectum is destroyed from all your sitting and doing nothing all these years…but the human version.

I guess she’s decided to do a quick cash grab, why not, she’s Christina Aguilera, the third most popular popstar from the 90s, forever in Britney’s shadow, only now hard to miss while in Britney’s shadow because she’s 4 times Britney’s size.

The skinny, tiny, how fake titty stripper looking Disney Kid who was clever enough to go DIRTY when going DIRTY allowed her differentiate herself, but that ended up realizing that her true passion was eating….

I am not here to make fun of how fat she’s become, she’s been fat for a fucking decade, we are just here to laugh about how she dresses like she’s not fat, I assume thinking that fat empowerment in this body positive world means it is ok to get into slutty outfits like she was 25, and it is OK, but OK doesn’t mean it’s hot or looks good…OK means yeah, sure, wear what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s not digusting. It is disgusting.

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Sooo…….this is Christina Aguilera now…

Annnnnnd……that’s all I have to say about that.

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Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty.

I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction…

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Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed..

I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck…

So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed….

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Christina Aguilera brought out the goods to remind you that 40 years old is pretty fucking old, but not too old to be slutty on Instagram because she’s Christina Aguilera and she is at the level of fame that is untouchable, which is probably why she’s allowed herself to get fat, it’s the marriage syndrome the celeb edition, you eventually give up on everything because you can. The people are trapped! If you are fans of her and her fat tits cuz she was the hotter pop star, early slutty, and we support her for that.

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Fat Christina Aguilera is getting edgier in her old age, I guess when people start approaching 40 they realize it’s now or never. I am sure if you leave your house or know women turning 40, it’s probably a rough time for them. They spend their early 20s when they are their hottest figuring out and getting the confident to be as hot as they can. By 30 they are married with kids….by 40 they realize that they lost 10-15 years of life being married with kids…and that there’s only a small window of time left for them to be the slut they wanted to be back when they were 20 but too shy to be that slut…

I am sure it’s weird time for all people, aging, terrifying, closer to death, further from your hopes and dreams, clearly forced to accept that your procrastination has finally caught up with you and tomorrow is long in the past….not worth your time to try to have another hit…

In Christina Aguilera’s case, or X-Tina of you’re more into her edgier name is old as fuck, fat as fuck, but at 20 was slutty as fuck, made tons of money being slutty as fuck, stayed out of the limelight because she already did so much…and is now back…titties taped up like some EMO TUMBLR chick on tumblr when tumblr mattered cuz I guess she wants money…and knows it’s not too late to get out there tits first to get paid by her weird fans to sing and dance..

It’s the 90s revivial people…older, tired, fatter, but titty-taped…

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