This seems about right….Bitch leaves her weird monster looking husband….because she’s a lesbian….or at least that’s what people were reporting…in this whole elaborate publicity stunt….So she decides to dress in a skimpy outfit, show off her tits and curvy mom body, cuz that’s what single bitches do…especially when they break up with their boyfriends or husbands… they turn into little fucking sluts who work out and go out to get all the male attention they can to feel as hot as they did when they were 22 before they stupidly got married to some monster looking motherfucker and I’m pretty into it.

Recently single girls are the best kind of girls cuz they want every dick they can find inside them and they are generally still in relationship sex mode that usually involves not using condoms…at least for the first few months…

No condoms is always something I like to get behind, ontop of and underneath cuz I don’t have fear of STDs, I figure if I haven’t already got it living the dirty life I live, I might as well keep trying, not to mention it is statistically a gay disease and even if you catch it you can live 25-40 years with AIDS meds, and it’s hardly even an issue, stigma or even disease, when your obesity says you only have 5-7 years to live…and as long as you don’t get tested..ignorance is bliss…

We call it stupid logic influenced by loving a warm wet dick that’s not in

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I know these pumpkin patch pictures are from the other day. I also know that alll pumpkin patch pictures are a key ingredient in a publicist’s todo list every year. I guess it is because it shows their parental/family side of the celebrity, but I think it’s just a traditional photo-op and there are always tons of paparazzi there….It gives something for the magazines to write about…and I guess Christina Aguilera’s people want to communicate how despite the divorce, she’s still a good mother with her priorities in order, there for her kid….only we all know in 14 years, little Max is going to blame himself for the divorce, making him just another kid from a divorced family, with tons of stupid issues, drug addictions, self-destructive for attention behavior and a dream thatone day his parents will get back together for him….unless of course a quality stepfather steps in, making the monster dad no one understands obsolete as he always should have been…..I nominate me.

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I don’t know where these are from, but I ripped them off a site that posted them along with the Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Entourage Finale Clip so assume they are new enough…and new or not who really gives a fuck, she’s showing fucking nipples and I really don’t even care if the nipples are even her nipples or if some virgin werido photoshopped the shit onto her…cuz I would have paid money for these a decade ago and I’m smitten to get them now…even if they are a little late, her implants a little weathered, and her pussy and her career a little rotten…it still works out good enough for me….

UPDATE – THESE ARE VERY VERY OLD

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There was a time I wanted to seduce the scraps of this bitch’s career, but that was a time before I realized that she made enough money and created a name for herself that she would never really be in the fucking dumps, I am sure her royalty checks from doing that Disney movie alone make her over 100,000 dollars a year, or what I like to call 100,000 dollars too much to turn her to prostitution…not to mention that 100,000 is just a fraction of the money she makes from all her other songs….and this video proves that apparently she’s got enough money to produce some bullshit video and release some bullshit album when she should just go tend to her ugly kid….the only hot thing about this shit was the soiled mattresses in the corner and that’s just because I’ve can relate to that shit….there have been countless nights that finding one of these in a back alley feels like a godsend…..if you make it to the 3:20 mark, please explain to me what the fuck us happening, I am pretty sure I saw that shit in some lesbian’s student video and hated it then…not sure how it made it to music videos….all this to say…this is boring as fuck….bitch needs to get more naked and show more vagina lip even if the only people who listen to her are moms from her lemase class.

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Seeing X-Tina Aguilera in these pictures reminds me of when the lights go on at the stripclub and that all the money you just put into a lap dance with a girl you thought was delicate and beautiful, who you really believed when she said she was just paying her way through school, all went crashing down because she looked like a fucking zombie who’s skin was falling off her face from her serious meth addiction.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

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I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything….

Pics via Fame

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