Christina Applegate is making some gagging faces – because I guess she saw herself in a bikini – which is why she decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach – like some kind of Muslim – but is not quite a Muslim but more a celebrity who relied heavy on being a babe – no longer a babe – which is worse than what typical Americans thing being a Muslim is…something you can’t live with or don’t want to be put on the tabloids half naked and judged as she nears 50….so instead she draws attention to herself more aggressively that just wearing a damn bathing suit…
I do remember her as the hottest thing, I remember Married with Children in all it’s sexist / racist / comedy that was allowed…that was still shocking yet allowed people to laugh about things and see how ridiculous we all are…instead of making everything so fucking serious like they are today. It’s like you can’t say anything to stimulate any thought comedically…everyone’s a fucking autistic person who takes it all literally…what happened to “Just Joking”….to which people collectively laughed…and said LOL that’s great…or that’s bad…I can’t believe you said your thought that you devil you….instead of this internet warzone we live in.
I like to think it is because there is no mental capacity to process shit, the people on the internet these days are everyone, but back in the day it took a certain level of nerd to understand it, so they’d understand sarcasm trough text….but now it’s just HICK ON FUCKING INBRED HICK mud wrestling their way through their keyboards like they were wrestling their lawn furniture….
Point being….Christina Applegate represents a simpler time, her bathing suit options on the other hand are too damn complicated.
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