You may remember the movie Blame It on Rio, because if you’re like me, you’ve seen it a dozen times.

Some Michael Caine fucking his friend’s teen daughter, on a trip to Rio, you know the way good stories by perverts were meant to be.

It featured a young Demi Moore and her pre-jacking herself up with fake tits and other body mangling surgeries that they used to brag about, like jacking yourself up is a good thing…..1,000,000 dollar Surgery Girl….back in the 90s wasn’t seen as some self hating, body dysmorphia all the girls have now…but instead it was celebrated like she was cool for wasting her money on that shit….and the bigger tits are Michelle Johnson’s….who really ended her acting career in the early 80s..but graced us with these tits.

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I’ve never been too interested in Demi Moore, I always found her a fucking scam of a celebrity, like so many celebrities before her, I don’t mind her daughters, even the ugly one, because I am just into the whole celebrity rich kids in their 30s living their entitled lives without having to accomplish anything on their own, that’s the whole point of the parents being famous, so they don’t have to…

Anyway, I’ve also hated girls who get plastic surgery because it is fake and I think we’re surrounded by way too much fake shit in every aspect of our lives….people are fake, their opinions fake, the news is fake, pandemics are fake, it’s all an argument that we are living in a simulation, or part of a terrible fucking movie that hasn’t been revealed to us…

So when I found out that Demi Moore’s hoteness was manufactured at her peak, even in the Striptease days, that I will admit I probably jacked off to, because it was an era of girls not getting naked every fucking day, and porn wasn’t as accessible, so you do what you gotta do…but even then I didn’t like it, it was a means to an end….

It’s just not really impressive, when you’re rich and positioned as “hot”….just yesterday I saw some lizard looking lady with the best tan ever, jogging in a sports bra, with rock hard tits on a rock hard body, despite being in her 50s, cuz you could tell the leathery skin was filled with fillers, so that it looked like a football and not like a deflated football Tom Brady would us…I just made a sports analogy…I’m such a jock…I fucking hate sports oh and Demi Moore…Ashton’s ex-wife…which is a whole other level of weirdness.

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This isn’t really an aggressive Demi Moore ass picture, I just posted frog butts which are full of anus and far more exciting than this pose, if anything her old ass looks flat and uneventful even after all her plastic surgery, but I guess at her age, we should just be happy she’s not wearing her diaper for the shoot, you know since ladies lose the ability to hold their piss in at a certain age and all….

I am not into Demi Moore or her ratty ass kids, but people are…so here she is….look at me…posting for the PEOPLE….a real philandering philanthropist the people need…on some BILL GATES shit…without that whole population control agenda….

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There’s no secret that Demi Moore has had millions of dollars of plastic surgery, they actually used to play it up in the 90s like it was a good thing, and not a fucked up body mutilating thing that sent the worst fucking message to girls that they should be superficial fucks who hate themselves….

That was in an era before the Kardashians turned an ugly family into a baseline standard of beauty….which is all fucking fake as shit…and thus terrible for society…

I don’t even think that Demi Moore was THAT bad before, despite what her daughter Rumer looks like, maybe her womb was just diseased or unhealthy…or her and Bruce weren’t the best match….but there was a time she was in movies before the plastic surgery and was able to get to a point where she was able to afford her vapid self absorbed narcissitic and disgusting slaughter of her natural look….

She’s probably in her 60s, so obviously she’s still getting work done, it’s more accessible and less invasive now….and in this bikini selfie…you can see those hot LIPO scars people who fuck girls of this generation probably love because it is all they know…

It’s pretty vile..

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Demi Moore who we all know has been a plastic surgery addict since the dawn of time. I think she spent millions on plastic surgery in the 90s alone and if you’ve seen her daughter RUMER before she started geting work done, you’ll know how far off her womb / genetics are from where she took herself…but you know it worked for her, she was a huge star people found hot throughout the 90s and got PAID heavy…it was a different era and she was at the right table…all this before marrying that Ashton Kutcher weirdo I can’t stand…

Anyway, she’s old as shit now and has gone way too fucking far, they call this BOTCHED, maybe to live a life as a villian in horror movies, but shit looks like HEATH LEDGER in Dark Knight before Jake Gylenhaal sucked him off….or like she just got a SMILEY from her boyfriend who lost it when she would shut up, so he just fucking took a knife to her cheek, or curb stomped her lie he was Edward Norton in American History X……

For someone who hates celebrity, I guess I rememebr 90s movies better, I mean check out these REFERENCES….brilliant work….unlike Demi’s surgeon who I guess did his best with the pile of old sloppy shit he had to work with….I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to sculpt a set of tits out of runny Mashed Potatoes, but it’s probably about the best description of what he was trying to do with this….

I guess WHIPPETS will save her, even if they didn’t save the guy who died at her house party despite being too fucking old to be having house parties…she’s a crazy celeb guys she can do what she wants…including turn herself into a clown for this clown world…

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Den Mother Demi Moore has brought her 5 or more million dollars of plastic surgery to the hottest and trendiest show on Amazon…the FENTY FASHION SHOW…that I haven’t watched yet, but I am sure Bezos has ejaculated to all the records it broke because together they connect with millennials…which makes you wonder who put Demi up to this, I mean do these young fucks know who she is, maybe it’s just a Rihanna being silly because GI JANE was the only movie available in her Barbados shanty…who fucking knows…it’s just nice to see the zombie, crypt keeper, terrifying, but not so bad, I just saw her in some recent TV show and she was kind of hot in even at 60….I’ll buy into the plastic surgery lie, sure it can’t youth-enize the smells, making an old dry cooch young and fresh again…and yes I realize youth-enize is not a word that means to make something younger….but rather to euthanize and put it out of its misery…which in Demi Moore’s case you can’t…it’s already dead…

POINT BEING…she took a break from whippets, people dying in her pool, being married to Ashton Kutcher and probably getting some of that dot com money, being a mom to Rumer who recently did a hot fetish photoshoot despite being made fun of for years for her level of ugly…thanks to mom’s genetics or at least her strategy to erase genetics!

All this to say…Fenty Show…Demi Moore….Lingerie…Old….Dead…but not Forgotten…or some shit.

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Demi Moore posted this pic of her in a pregnant prosthetic that has nipples – being clamped like she used to do with Ashton in order to climax – because she’s old and her vagina was dead at the time – too many poppers and whippets…

I figure at least one of you will jerk off to this…and that level of weirdness made it worth the effort…

Oh and this is allowed on instagram, cuz she’s a nipple – do my nipples offend you – protestor also…even though these aren’t her nipples…but then again is anything really hers – considering the millions in plastic surgery she’s spent…I don’t know…but I have these pics.

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