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2017

18

Aug

Diane Kruger in a Bikini of the Day

Diane Kruger old lady bikini bro….all 41 years old and still looking hot…

Diane Kruger….is also…German…which seems to be the hub for hot 40 year olds that are hot…I wonder why (eugenics)…

Unless she doesn’t actually look good, and I am just delusional, buying into the hype, blinded by some brain washing…marketing…the same reason people like fast food….and other hyped nonsense…people buy into…like TESLAs…and other Elon Musk scams…

You know what I am saying here, cuz I don’t…

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2017

15

Aug

Diane Kruger Beach Erotica of the Day

Diane Kruger is a 41 year old German Goddess, who may not be a “nazi” like you’re American white folk in Virginia, but she is probably created, like Heidi Klum, from eugenics, or “strategic” breeding, thanks to her ancestors being Nazis, unlike the white folk in Virginia, because they actually killed millions of people because they were told what they were doing was the right thing, the patriotic thing, despite it being a pretty fucking vile thing…you can blame good marketing, like the Kardashians could easily sway a lazy nation of youth to do crazy shit, but I guess they are too narcissitic and busy looking in the mirror, or at their selfies to really do anything beyond vapid shit like face injections to get instagram followers….still damaging, still psychotic, but less violent…

I guess the point of the story is that at 41, Diane Kruger’s still got it..I’d bury my face in her ass like it was a Nazi Gas Chamber…ready to die for this shit…

LITERALLY.

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2013

27

Nov

Diane Kruger’s In a Bikini of the Day


Diane Kruger is in a bikini.

She has sex with Joshua Jackson.

She is German..

He shits on her.

That’s all I have to say about that, I think that’s technically a poem. I’m an artist, at least that is what I tell girls, because it’s easier to trick them into getting naked….because girls are dumb as fuck especially when it comes to tricking them into naked.

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2013

10

Apr

Diane Kruger is Hot and Pantsless for S Moda of the Day

Diane Kruger is pushing 40, is married to some dude from Dawson’s Creek, and continues to look hot pantsless in fashion photoshoots, reminding us that maybe some of that WWII human testing and experimenting on creating a superior aryan race trickled through the cracks of their system, leading to ancestors of those human experiments still walking the streets….because this shit does not look 40.

The other nice thing about Diane Kruger, is that being from Germany, she probably likes being shit on.

Too bad her child star from a shitty show is probably too much of a bitch to bring it.

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2012

22

Oct

Diane Kruger Sexes it up for Glamour Spain November of the Day


Practically 40 year old….practically married to Dawson Creek….totally German…..Diane Kruger…is doing the fucking rounds…last week I POSTED HER PANTSLESS FOR A FASHION MAGAZINE ….and now she’s doin’ this…almost dominatrix….almost biker…with a Glamour Tattoo on her tit like she’s some kind of cheap whore at at Zumba class….all showing off ehr middle aged body…and reminding us all of all the fun Germany has to offer…like hard pragmatic women…who will fist you if asked…I mean…when they aren’t shitting on your face….

I wonder if German scat references when talking about German models, turned actors, turned old….will ever get boring…probably not as long as she’s dating bitchy teen heart throbs from the late 90s.

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2012

09

Oct

Diane Kruger is Pantsless for Marie Claire France of the Day

Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson….

Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France….

What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…

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2011

06

Apr

Diane Kruger Legs of the Day

I thought you could see up this German’s skirt…but turns out you can’t….making these pictures pretty much a waste of your time…unless you like the idea of German pussy better than actual German pussy…you know all militant and efficient…cold and humorless…willing to aggressively shit in your mouth while you’re chained to a fucking cellar wall…in which case…enjoy…

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