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2019

01

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Topless of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old, but that won’t stop her from whoring out in a bikini…because whoring out in a bikini as she does…because we live in an era where old ladies are given the opportunity to take slutty selfies….thanks to cellphone technology and connectivity…

If you’ve ever seen an old person trying to deal with Facebook, you know what I mean, but this is the bikini version of that…girl doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing, but she knows getting half naked has consistently been good to her…so why should it end…maybe cuz she’s 100…but with age comes dementia and delusions…and really she knows we are all perverts….and her core audience will appreciate…so appreciate.


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2019

27

Mar

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out Bikini

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Hustle should give hope to all you aging fucks out there….

Hope that when you finally get put into the home you are inevitably going to be put in…there will be other 70 year olds who look this good….because Elizabeth Hurley at 70….is pretty fucking amazing, a feat of modern science maybe…or it could just be what aging looks like when you have never had any stress…but instead lots of rich men throwing money at you….

Life of leisure, still able to wear a bikini despite what logic tells us…of women dying at the age of 30….not lasting as long as this.

Maybe she’s an alien. Look into that pervert.

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2018

19

Dec

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old…officially…it was her birthday Recently…but she’s still showing off her mom pussy, which may be grandma pussy, but should be great grandma pussy, but she got a late start at breeding because she was too busy positioning herself into a place where a really rich guy would cum up in her, after making her own money from being Hugh Grant’s public girlfriend, even though he fucks trannies…

So this is her showing that pussy hole.


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2018

16

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley With The Titties of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Tits out LowCut Black Dress Cleavage

Here’s some Elizabeth Hurley keeping relevant the right way…

The nice thing about all these face injections is that these old hags can pretend they are still young, and can do the same thing they’ve always done, without having to deal with the harsh reality of aging. She’s like “I got tits, I gotta Show Them Tits”…but with more a Mary Poppins British Chimney Sweeper accent…

The bad thing about these face injections, is that her insides are rotting the fuck out and her wearing diapers and shitting herself is just around the corner, expedited thanks to Hugh Grant’s anal fetish….he was caught with a Tranny before Tranny was cool you know…and we know there was a build up to that and Liz Hurley’s wallet fucking ass was the victim…

But incontinence never looked so good.


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2018

06

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day

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Remember Liz Hurley?

She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to..

She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her.

She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it.

She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good”

I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird.



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2018

02

Nov

Liz Hurley Bikini Ninja of the Day

Liz Hurley may be 100 fucking years old, like the guy I just got stuck in a public bathroom with, who had a cane and really terrible fucking gas, because like me, he is rotting on the inside, only he’s more advanced in his rotting, because he’s 100 fucking years old…and I’m not quite there yet…but I could have accidentally inhaled some of the poo particles from whatever he was doing in that stall while I pissed and I could end up with whatever he had…public bathrooms…you know how they are….because you sneak in them and lick the seats…you sick fuck….

ONLY….Liz Hurley, despite being 100 years old has maintained her looks, she’s vain…and with that has also produced and continues to produce bikini / bathing suit content like it’s her job…cuz it pretty much is. What else is a sugar baby from yester-year to do.

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2018

10

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley has a very simple marketing and promotion strategy fat girls have been doing for years…and that’s push they big fat Tits Out because people fucking love tits.

Sure she does it with more of a bikini/ bathing suit/ made by her own brand in mind, because why not double up on sales through using their namesake as the bikini body people can jerk off to…even at 50 fucking years old…

Because I guess tits out is a tactic that hot chicks with big tits use to get everything they want and need out of life also….fat girls do it to trick dudes into fucking them and to distract from their fat…while hot chicks do it for the money, fame, good life that comes with being hot…

Point being…You’re never too old to be a whore…

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2018

30

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Wet Pussy Print of the Day

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Liz Hurley is old as fuck, but still worth a fuck, but unless you’re really fucking rich….that’s kind of her hustle, and it worked out pretty well for her, because look at her now…

I am a believer of the survival of the fittest, if you’re the hottest girl in the room, you sure as fuck better have the self worth, the value put on

I may hate the sugar baby, the dynamic of these whores, the entitled and lazy approach they have to life because they are hot…where all they have to do is get half naked and get paid…not contributing to society in any way, just mooching….not paying the world back or doing anything of real value…just being hot chicks…almost knowing their role, but believing there’s more importance on their looks than doing good things….but I get it.

Rich guys needs hot pussy to knock up and fuck, because ugly girls are ugly and save them for the poor guys….sex work, that has a bratty attitude and that fight back and challenge the dude cuz they know they can be hot for another rich guy…

Since I am not a rich guy, I can stare at the tits floating in their bikini pics they post for attention because being hot has been the basis of their life, their worth, their existence and they’ve done well with it….

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2018

23

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Topless and Wet of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Topless Holding her Nipples Wet White Panties in a Pool

Elizabeth Hurley is swimming topless – because of course she is….

This is straight for her social media – her direct connection to her fans.

I don’t really know when she decided to post daily bikini pics, and now topless pics, but it came on so suddenly – like she had some kind of revelation or decided to piss off an ex boyfriend – or realized she was still hot, the fans still wanted to see her half naked, so why not get carried away and addicted to the feedback posting selfies like some kind of teen girl….because there was at least a decade that this babe disappeared and was forgotten…but then I guess social media roped her back in and figured she’s been paid so well for being in a bikini – why not give it out there for free….as PR to get bikini sales up….who knows, I don’t know, it’s all shameless, but so relevant and across the board with all the girls….it’s everywhere and I endorse it…even if it’s too old to get its period.

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2018

08

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley has big old lady tits, like so many old ladies before her, like you probably remember visiting your granny those summers during puberty, where you’d get her out in her swimsuit for a swim on those hot summer days, you were so young and innocent, but still a degenerate pervert in the making, and if you were lucky, your granny was like most old ladies, shameless and down to be naked, her big tits everywhere, giving you something to be ashamed to jerk off to, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to it, pervert.

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