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2018

10

Sep

Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Big TIts Pussy Print Purple Swimsuit

Elizabeth Hurley has a very simple marketing and promotion strategy fat girls have been doing for years…and that’s push they big fat Tits Out because people fucking love tits.

Sure she does it with more of a bikini/ bathing suit/ made by her own brand in mind, because why not double up on sales through using their namesake as the bikini body people can jerk off to…even at 50 fucking years old…

Because I guess tits out is a tactic that hot chicks with big tits use to get everything they want and need out of life also….fat girls do it to trick dudes into fucking them and to distract from their fat…while hot chicks do it for the money, fame, good life that comes with being hot…

Point being…You’re never too old to be a whore…

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2018

30

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Wet Pussy Print of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Spread Legs Nip Slip Big Tits Red Swimsuit

Liz Hurley is old as fuck, but still worth a fuck, but unless you’re really fucking rich….that’s kind of her hustle, and it worked out pretty well for her, because look at her now…

I am a believer of the survival of the fittest, if you’re the hottest girl in the room, you sure as fuck better have the self worth, the value put on

I may hate the sugar baby, the dynamic of these whores, the entitled and lazy approach they have to life because they are hot…where all they have to do is get half naked and get paid…not contributing to society in any way, just mooching….not paying the world back or doing anything of real value…just being hot chicks…almost knowing their role, but believing there’s more importance on their looks than doing good things….but I get it.

Rich guys needs hot pussy to knock up and fuck, because ugly girls are ugly and save them for the poor guys….sex work, that has a bratty attitude and that fight back and challenge the dude cuz they know they can be hot for another rich guy…

Since I am not a rich guy, I can stare at the tits floating in their bikini pics they post for attention because being hot has been the basis of their life, their worth, their existence and they’ve done well with it….

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2018

23

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Topless and Wet of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley Topless Holding her Nipples Wet White Panties in a Pool

Elizabeth Hurley is swimming topless – because of course she is….

This is straight for her social media – her direct connection to her fans.

I don’t really know when she decided to post daily bikini pics, and now topless pics, but it came on so suddenly – like she had some kind of revelation or decided to piss off an ex boyfriend – or realized she was still hot, the fans still wanted to see her half naked, so why not get carried away and addicted to the feedback posting selfies like some kind of teen girl….because there was at least a decade that this babe disappeared and was forgotten…but then I guess social media roped her back in and figured she’s been paid so well for being in a bikini – why not give it out there for free….as PR to get bikini sales up….who knows, I don’t know, it’s all shameless, but so relevant and across the board with all the girls….it’s everywhere and I endorse it…even if it’s too old to get its period.

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2018

08

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley has big old lady tits, like so many old ladies before her, like you probably remember visiting your granny those summers during puberty, where you’d get her out in her swimsuit for a swim on those hot summer days, you were so young and innocent, but still a degenerate pervert in the making, and if you were lucky, your granny was like most old ladies, shameless and down to be naked, her big tits everywhere, giving you something to be ashamed to jerk off to, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to it, pervert.

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2018

23

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley See Through of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley See Through White Dress showing Panties and Bra

Elizabeth Hurley is almost an interesting specimen…

She’s an old lady who posts selfies of herself, after years of barely existing, which seems to go against nature and science, and makes almost no sense to me….

It’s like she tapped out mid-30s until her 50s, where I guess she decided to be a mom, and is now back at it….cuz she either thinks she’s hot or is trying to find a new rich husband…or maybe it actually markets bathing suits…

You know giving the instagram sluts hope that in 30 years, they will look this good and still be doing what they love as shameless attention whores…she’s like the den mother, the beacon of hope that their wave will never end…and that they can ride it forever, which as most hot chicks know…they can…there will always be a willing pervert willing to look – even if posting half nakedness is pretty sleazy and disgusting..we like sleazy and disgusting.

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2018

16

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Dance of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley needs to simmer the fuck down…

She’s 100 fucking years old, yet still publishing self produced content of dancing in a bathing suit like some idiot 20 year old…

Shouldn’t she have some level of exclusivity, not that anyone really wants to see this, I mean other than her mass of 45 year old fans who are probably the only people who come to this site, so this one’s for you, only person who keeps me doing this…as the young kids don’t know we exist…so I rely on women like Elizabeth Hurley posting shit like this to give me content to publish..

I just think that she should be more classy, a little more exclusive, a little more “if you want to see an Hollywood Star and Bikini model from the 90s dance in a bathing suit, pay an admission fee”….

But instead…she’s giving it away, far less classy than her accent would make you think….

I mean this was a woman who fucks really rich guys, 20 years later, putting out low level insta slutty content…because I guess a ho is a ho forever..

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2018

11

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley InstaThot of the Day

Liz Hurley Bikini Big Tits

Elizabeth Hurley proves one thing and that is that even when you are too old to get naked on that instagram thing that Facebook Evil Corporation runs in order to exploit all your data….you can still get naked enough on that instagram..it is good for the ego, gets you instant feedback, good for the personal brand…helps sell your products and gives the media something to talk about…without having to do much more than post seductively….

It’s a never too old to manipulate a system that you are presented with, especially when you have the work ethic and knowledge it took to manipulate the world in your favor long before instagram ever existed…

You know…the real stars, the brains, the money, the power…is finally moving in on this internet and staking a claim in it, something I remember being a 25 year old in 1995 thinking “when will the government shut down this porn machine that allows you communicate with like minded perverts and really disrupt society as a whole…without them knowing…

HOW DID IT GO ON FOR THIS LONG?

RIP INTERNET….it died with Liz Hurley’s youth, but like Liz Hurley we must pretend it’s still alive…

Liz Hurley Big Tits in See Through White Dress

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