The nice thing about being a washed up internet troll that no one gives a fuck about or notices, is that nothing I write is serious, it’s all in efforts to either piss you off, or piss off the fans of the people I make fun of, you know shit on these people that are celebrated for the enjoyment of those of us who aren’t hot enough to get knocked up by billionaires, or matter in the vapid and vain celebrity life….they don’t care, they love the attention…

So yeah, I’ve been saying that every bikini pic of Liz Hurley, which has been a lot of bikini pics, since her career from model/actress to uterus for billionaire cum, pretty much wrapped up a decade ago with her own bathing suit collection that I’ll assume gets her paid, even though no one gives a fuck about Liz Hurley..

So I’ve been saying that her bikini pics are either archived, she shot them before she turned old as shit, you could easily fake it if you have some vision, I mean there’s no timestamp on a bikini pic, you can post a pic taken today in 10 years and if you’ve been consistent, no one will know the difference, you just need to hide in a bunker somewhere as you live out your life..

I’ve also said that her bikini pics are her transgender son pretending to be her, since trannies are gaming the whole being a sugar baby on instagram thing pretty effectively thanks to modern plastic surgery procedures to mulilate them in the weirdest way….I mean just yesterday I saw two sugar babies in a hot tub twerking – BOTH WERE ORIGINALLY DUDES…thanks social media filters, fillers and weird fat transfers to confuse the fuck out of everyone into thinking we’re dealing with Kardashian looking girls and not dudes playing dress up…

All this to say, in this dress, with the window to her titties, or a TITTY window, that I’ll accept as RECENT because there are likely pics from the event you can cross reference….is proof that Liz Hurley is not riding off archives, 300 pounds in a trailer park somewhere, she’s still bringing it…and LOOKING fucking amazing. I mean OLD lady tits have NEVER been so good, just think of all those times you’ve jerked off to your granny’s tits…NEVER this hot…I am sure.

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I am convinced that Liz Hurley, who is in her 70s at this point, puts out content that is either shot 20 years ago and in the archive. I’ve heard stories of people being kept alive on social media through old content being cycled through. It’d be an easy troll if she never needs to leave the house or make appearances and if she did…no one would recognize the old tired version since she posts shit like this daily…she’d be under the fucking radar…

Or her trans son is photoshopping himself to look more like her, because she has a trans son who shoots her content and it’s very possible that he knows how to do nerdy photo editing things to help pull the troll.

I’ve been told my entire life to look at a woman’s hands or neck to see her age, it’s like the rings of the tree, or the scars on the labia…and in looking at Hurley in these pics, her neck’s too youthful for her age, something you can’t really hide, even with high budget surgeries and injections…

That’s not to say Liz Hurley and her tits out is not worth looking at, I know people who jerk off to bikini pics or porn of dead people all the time….they may be gone, but pictures last forever….I just think we’re being trolled…or catfished…but who fucking cares….LIE TO ME…sometimes lies feel better than truths…

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Elizabeth Hurley is not one of those 60 year old sluts who built a career being hot…you know objectified and happy for it because it made all her dreams come true…all before the woke and cancel culture started telling men that objectifying women is wrong…even though they are all addicted to porn…but for some reason that’s different…

So yeah, Liz Hurley exists because before she was 60 she was hot, and I guess you could argue that this bikini selfie proves she’s still hot, but in the event you don’t know how the internet or social media works, it’s all fake..

These girls you like are all catfishing you, without even talking to you, because there is tech to alter their images so they don’t need to steal the pics from actual hot chicks and build a lie…they can be themselves while being an altered version of themselves and no one ever knows cuz they never leave the fucking house and if they did they’d never be recognized…

The whole 50 year old women being hot concept is FAKE FUCKING NEWS…hey are old, their uteruses dried up, there’s nothing hot about a 50 year old..even when they pretend there is…but there is such thing as a hot pic of a 50 year old thanks to photoshop…and face fillers and all the other filters and nonsense that goes on..

So Liz Hurley either built an archive of 1000s of pics, that iphone ain’t the most recent one, is it the iphone 1? Nerds, investigate….

Or she got a full body transformation like Donna D’Errico, check out that 50 year old liar…it’s fucking weird…creepy even….

Or this is her trans son who looks like her…pretending to be her…

Either option, still jerk-off-able for her fans….

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I’ve been pretty consistent on my Liz Hurley content saying that the bikini model is one of three or four things….

1- a freak of nature that actually is age defying and amazing at 55 or however old she is…which is very unlikely because even if she’s fit, gets a lot of sleep, well hydrated, never stressed, of superior genetic pedigree…she’s still in her 50s and 50 year old women look like shit, even the hot ones trying….

2- a BOTOX medi-spa experiment that worked because she didn’t turn into a muppet…

3- an archived photo because at 40 she knew the end was near so the better shoot hundreds of generic bikini pics to give this online illusion, I mean there are CGI influencers out there now, it’s a no brainer to keep the persona alive and cash in while being fat as fuck at home…it’s Aubrey O’Days strategy….not that we remember her…but she’s nasty.

4- her trans son playing her..now that he’s a she…since his dad killed himself…and he’s got nothing but trustfund to turn himself into Liz Hurley…..he already took all her pics so it only makes sense.

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I am a firm believer that Elizabeth Hurley is deader than Price Philip and that they just keep her feed going with archived images of her and if she’s not dead…she’s white haired and playing bridge in some retirement community…they just understood the scam that is the internet and that if you have a big enough archive…you can be a bikini model forever even posthumously….

Speaking of Austin Powers, I saw people are trying to cancel Austin Powers, which you may remember Elizabeth Hurley from….because they had some Asian character named Suck a Fuck a Lot or some Cream of Some Young Guy…which could have been some other Asian Racism that I am sure Austin Powers himself really doesn’t give a fuck about as he polishes one of his 3 private jets because motherfucker got paid… RICH FROM RACISM…

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Liz Hurley either looks amazing at 55 or however old she is…an old lady who reminds us of her glory days as a bikini model in the 90s….30 years later…or she took 10,000 images at the age of 45 to keep her instagram feed alive…

I read a story about a local university doing online classes with a professor who died 2 years ago..one of the students googled the professor to reach out about an issue or with a question and found his obituary…the school obviously liked his online course and figured they’d keep it going..

The same strategy can be applied to influencers, it’s like take your content for the year in a week and spend the rest of your year kicking back collecting the money…it’s really the only way to influence, but I guess influencers by definition are lazy money grubbing cunts and will only get out of bed when they are getting paid to sell you shit you don’t need…

Now I don’t really love 55 year old moms, even when their Tranny son who was written out of his dad Steve Bing’s will before Steve jumped…shoot all their content in some weird as fuck incest story that could make a good romance novel…

But if a bitch looks good in a bikini after all these years, even if it is old content, I’ll repost it and encourage you to look at her half naked body…it’s better than a lot of the younger girls on social media despite being old as shit..and that’s something worth barely celebrating….

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