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2018

22

Mar

Elle Macpherson in a Swimsuit of the Day

Elle Macpherson running on the beach in a tight black bikini

Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves….

BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS

Needless to say, Elle Macpherson and I spent many hours together, this was an era before porn and was a magical connection between us, she never knew I existed, but I sexualized the fuck out of her as I was instructed to do by the content she produced…

So even if she was as basic as the girls doing the same thing today, it was my first brush with it and it seems pure, authentic, and amazing and for that reason alone…I will always hold a special place in my heart for Elle…

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2018

04

Jan

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

Elle Macpherson ass on the beach in a floral bikini

Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves….

BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available….

SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers.

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2017

02

Aug

Elle Macpherson Pussy Rubbing on Bike Seat Fetish of the Day

I don’t know about you, but every time I see a girl on a bike, especially in a skirt, I assume she’s rubbing her pussy up against it, because girls are horny and despite their persona of being little ladies, they are infact into grinding their cunts into everything they can, in efforts to lube up or cum…

So it makes sniffing bike seats a lot more fun…..unless you get caught by some killjoy against you sniffing bike seats…

The pussy being rubbed on this bike seat is Elle Macpherson…the top model from the late 80s I used to jerk off to when Sports Illustrated swim matters…my first supermodel crush I can remember…and by crush I mean picture I destroyed by spraying my 18 year old seed all over it.

The pics aren’t all that hot, but she’s still magical, and really hot depends on how perverted you are…you can find erections in everything..

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I guess these pics are weak…but here she is covered in mud….like you’d want a woman to be…if you’re into scat.

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2014

21

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s 100 Year Old Bikini Body of the Day

THese pictures are old…not nearly as old as Elle Macpherson…but at least a few days old. I think I already posted them…or linked to them…but I am just so blown away that an ex model can look like this at whatever age this girl is…I just know that I’ve been jerking off to her since the late 80s and that’s a fucking long time ago…I mean I don’t even jerk off to girls born in the late 80s anymore..let alone someone in her 20s in the late 80s…

I mean I guess she just represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit to make her a model…

IT’s like it didn’t matter if she was cool, or relevant, or anything when she hit…she just had to knock down doors and make people want to work with her based on her personality now star power…you know the kind of model they made famous and not that butt pics on instagram made famous…

I think she represents all that is good in the world…or all that was good – in a pre-internet era…and now she’s preserved herself…I don’t know how…but whatever she did – is good…so good…

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2014

18

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

The first model I remember jerking off to was Elle Macpherson.

It was 1989, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit was awesome and celebrating their 25th year. They released a VHS tape and I watched the shit out of it.

I assume their was at least one nipple exposed, back when exposed nipples mattered more than they did today, because not everyone was exposing their nipples, it was reserved for top tier high paid models, not that models ever get paid to do Sports Illustrated Issue, but in that era it was actually a honor to be selected, now they’ll just use any pig that has a lot of internet heat…

Doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Elle Macpherson exists, she’s my favorite thing about Australia…and the reason I love Australian girls, despite their abrasive white trash accents…and now, well into her 50s…she’s fucking awesome…and I’m still a fan, but maybe because I have a hard time moving on with my life, I should go reflect on that…while you look at this ass.

I don’t believe this is real.

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2013

02

Jul

Elle Macpherson Booty Peak for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to.

Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched…

So she brought light to a very dark place.

It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense…

Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on…

These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

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2012

16

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini is Still Hot of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first “supermodel”/bikini model I have a memory of jerking off to. It was 1989, she was new to the model scene from Australia, and I got my hands on the SI 25 year anniversary VHS, where they filmed her shoot, all hard nippled and possibly even sheer bikinied, with a rockin’ body in a two piece bathing suit unlike any girls i went to high school with, all dumpy in their one piece, all unwilling to suck my dick, all acne scarred and half retarded or inbred looking, while this piece of maginficent top grade luxurious pussy, provided hope….hope that more girls were like this and less like the small down hicks I was stuck with….and as far as I’m concerned, 23 years later, she’s still got what it takes to make me ejaculate on myself, not necessarily with her hot old lady ass that I would still let shit in my mouth but only because it is Elle Macpherson, but that I wouldn’t jerk off to because her catalog of work is still accessible thanks to the internet….so I’ll stick to her at her prime..


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2012

10

Jan

Elle Macpherson Outshines Fat Ex-Popstars of the Day

These pictures made me laugh…

They are from some NBC bullshit event I wasn’t invited to and probably wouldn’t have gone to if I was, cuz I didn’t want to go to their shitty parties in the first place, in what brings back horrible flash backs of not being invited to birthday parties cuz I was the weird kid…

EIther way, the highlight of the night was that model pussy proved genitically ages better than exploited child stars turned pop singer pussy, cuz I guess life is harder when you’re a “Rockstar” on stage, than when you’re just fucking rockstars….as models do….

The combined weight of Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera combined, regardless of their being pregnant, cuz fetus in them or not they’re lazy slutty, spoiled pigs with a food addiction…..is almost scary if you’re in an elevator with them….and totally scary if you own the all you can eat buffet they’re walking into…

Aguilera –

Simpson –

Elle Macpherson –

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2011

29

Dec

Elle Macpherson’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Elle Macpherson may be one of the first bikini models I remember jerking off to in an old VHS tape back in ’89….before her was national geographics and my foster mother’s dirty underwear….

So I feel like I’ve got some history with her…23 years later she’s still got a rockin’ body at 50, proving she may be a superhuman and not just an aged and weatherede supermodel…..but shes wearing fucking board shorts like she’s some kind of teenaged dude who sells pot to people on the fucking beach….and that fucking annoys me….because she is one of the few bitches I can look at all these years later and still want to cum inside and all over….menopause doesn’t change love motherfucker…

But luckily, I can always go back to youtube to reflect on Elle Macpherson that was….all new, insecure in her modeling and hot…even if Elle Macpherson that is just as spectacular…only now with more experience that compensates for the looser vagina…


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2011

16

Nov

Elle Macpherson Promotes Lingerie by Not Wearing Lingerie of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first supermodel I remember jerking off to back in 1989….before that…It was strictly national geographic and my foster mother who made me do it in her mouth…but that’s a whole other story about a 14 year old coming to america via a werid sex cult that shaped me to be the man I am today…..and that’s not important, what is important is the shape of Elle Macpherson, 20 years later, looking just as lovely and the only disappointment is that she’s peddling undergarments, you know panties and such, but she’s too insecure and 50 to wear the shit for us, instead she’s taking the Liz Hurley “I’m a business woman now, I am not an object who looks amazing naked, I save that for the cunts I hire, while I rake in the millions”….and that’s one major flaw in capitalism and the american dream…immigrants taking our job.

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2011

23

May

Elle Macpherson in Red Leather Pants of the Day

Elle Macpherson is one of the original models I masturbated to back in the 80s, so seeing her in red leather pants as a mother, makes me wonder how much that pussy has changed over the last 3 decades, but more importantly, what it smells like on a hot spring day, without being able to breathe, and the whole thing is amazing on all fronts…except for the whole having kids thing, that’s just disgusting, but the rest of her looks good enough to me….but then again so does the obese chick I am watching garden as I type this…because it is safe to say, I don’t have standards….but even if I did, I think this Elle Macpherson is quality enough for me.

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2011

29

Apr

Elle Macpherson Mom Jeans, Mom Cameltoe, Mom Pussy, Mom of the Day

If anyone actually read my site, they’d know that in 1989, Elle Macpherson introduced me to bikini models. Prior to that, I was just a clueless immigrant too busy fucking the handicap fat girl on my block, cuz she seduced me and who was I to say no….

I basically got my hands on a VHS of the SI Swimsuit edition, and bitch looked amazing, and as far as I’m concerned, she still does, especially when her mom pussy eats her mom jeans and makes a mom cametoe, cuz it reminds me that she’s got genitalsI once stayed up late to jerk off to, hoping not to get caught in the foster home I was living in, even though she’s old.

I am just that commited to her.

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2011

24

Mar

Elle Macpherson’s Tight Pants Hug Retired Model Mom Pussy of the Day

I’ve been masturbating to Elle Macpherson since the 80s. I mean if you can really call crying in the corner covered in feces eating expired dairy products while high on bath salts masturbating….

I don’t really know where that came from, but I think it has to do with staring at her mom pussy eating spandex…it’s does weird things to me…

I guess today is retired model day here… FOLLOW ME

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2011

25

Feb

Elle Macpherson’s Itchy Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but I assume I have because I’ve been running this site, wasting my days like a hamster on his wheel, day after day, without any real reward, except maybe the day impending death strikes, which for me it never does – No Emo.

What I’m trying to say is that Elle Macpherson is the original pussy I got into in 1989 during my love affair with the SI Swimsuit Edition VHS someone gave me, and that love affair, one that has lasted off and on for the last 23 years, one sided yet just as passionate as if she knew who I fucking was and invited me into her big mom vagina that apparently is itchy from the puberty hair that is probably not called puberty hair once you hit a certain age growing in…or maybe it’s just herpes…

Either way, just as amazing as the first time I saw her hard nipple in a see through top as she giggled with her Aussie accent.

Love motherfuckers. Stop reading up on it. Start to live it.

In the event you don’t come to this site often, don’t get confused by this post, I really have no soul, emotions and feel strongly that love doesn’t exist, especially not to a bitch I jerked off to many years ago, but Elle Macpherson’s itchy pussy does exist and that counts for something….

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2011

27

Jan

Elle Macpherson Long Legs in Leggings of the Day

Retired models are alright, especially when showing off their nice long legs, even when those nice long legs are pushing 50, have a pile of kids, and are doing mommy duty by picking them up at school, cuz she’s got nothing else going on.

Retired models are even better when they are the aged version of the bitch who introduced me to bikini models, SI Swimsuit magazine spreads and see thru bikini tops back in 1989 when I was just a 18 year old immigrant….

Not that you care, and either do I, I just know that I appreciate erotica in all walks of life, including when bitches are just walking in life…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t. sit on a park bench this spring and you will see the light of everyday erotica…even if it’s not spread eagled and finger itself on stage.

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