Emma Watson is one of those creepy girls who you know a lot of virgin loser nerd sci/fi fantasy Harry Potter awkward people have jerked off to…even scenes of her in the first one…

YOu know there’s a guy out there who is all about that shit and who hates that she turned 18 and became legal because posts like this fuck up the years she was 10 for him….

While on the flip side, weird Potter fans who aren’t pedos, will love her til they day she dies because they have little going on and watched her grow up to be the woman she is…like a dad or big brother…but with more masturbating to her…

ALl I know is she’s on the beach with a boyfriend who will probably knock her up…but more importantly…that’s she got a massive fucking ass on her little body…thanks to genetically modified foods and I actually love it…that the first time I’ve been down with this girl, because unlike the rest of the world I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie…

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Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP…..

You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked…

While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.

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These pictures of Emma Watson at the airport are circulating – and people are saying you can see her nipples….

I don’t see her nipples.

I am guessing the people who do are either Harry Potter nerd freaks who have been wanting this day to come so badly the last 10 years they’ve been watching her every move, coupled with the fact that they think they are fucking wizards….you know like you…you freak…

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Emma Watson is posing for GQ and she’s dressed like a 90s club girl, or stripper and I wonder if this is something her creepy fans appreciate because they can jerk off to it, or if they are more into her at 12 years old in a private school outfit. Not that her fans are all perverts and pedophiles, I am sure a handful of them are decent socially awkward freaks, who never jerked off to her before she turned 18, but knew when she was 14 that she was the one for them to obsess over.

The good news is I don’t really care about her fans, their pedophile and wizard loving ways, shit is about me, and this GQ shoot, all push up bra and short squirt, promote and inspire boners, and that’s what it’s all about.

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I hate these Wax figures, I find them insanely creepy, but figure since you probably have sex with plastic figures that resemble the girls from your favorite sci-fi fantasy movies, who you’ve already set up fake marriages with, and who you have morning coffee with, this dead stare probably drives you fucking crazy. I mean it is the only human interaction you’ve ever had, or the closest thing you’ve had…and your dream is to one day craft something like this, cuz you have loved her and known that Emma Watson was your soul mate since she was 12…and this model of her, like your model of the Death Star, may be as close as you can get to that love, which to you is better than nothing. You virgin loser freak.

So I’m posting it, cuz I like to humor you. I’m a good guy like that – and this is creepy as fuck.

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Emma Waston is wet and topless for James Houston’s “Natural Beauty” campaign and it is amazing. Even if she is Safe for Work topless.

Now, I didn’t read the paragraph I copy pasted about this “Natural Beauty” project by some guy named James Houston, but can assume it is some charity event or project for some cause that he has lured his celebrity friends to get behind, naked….because the whole concept is “Natural Beauty”, and luckily for you weirdos who have had a thing for Emma Watson since she was 12 and you couldn’t wait for her to turn 18 to make your fantasies less illegal, you’ll be happy to know, she’s part of it and here are the pics….

If you want to know more about James Houston’s Natural Beauty campaign :

Here’s the trailer:

Now Read this:

Launching in conjunction with World Earth Week 2013, Monday April 22, the NATURAL BEAUTY exhibition will run at MILK Gallery in New York and MILK Studios in Los Angeles. The exhibit will also be promoted through a number of events, including a public installation on the NYC High Line, a public panel discussion on the environment with leading politicians and public figures, and a web series on ‘The Making of the NATURAL BEAUTY Campaign’.

The NATURAL BEAUTY photography book will be published and launched in conjunction with the Exhibition. The book will compile 120 images of some of the world’s leading models and celebrities that advocate for environmental awareness, including Christy Turlington, Adrian Grenier, Brooke Shields and Elle Macpherson. Each subject was photographed with a simple natural object — for example drift wood, stone, coral or metal, or graphic images of natural objects — that depict human form with the beauty of nature. The book includes an introduction by Matt Petersen, President & CEO of Global Green USA.

I am sure it’s a good cause, like all charities, that spend 10 million dollars on events and infrastructure to raise 10.5 million dollars.

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Everyone’s favorite hipster director….thanks to nepotism….Sofia Copoola….comes The Bling Ring….which is about the group of LA famous people obsessed kids who used the internet to track celebs and rob their homes….you probably remember that story…it was a big deal a few years ago…people like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lohan all got robbed….

Well the movie is comin’ out, and Emma Watson is in it, and this is the Trailer…and since I like the vibe of the movie and you’ve liked Emma Watson since she was 12 and you felt she’d grow up into a nice young girl…like you did with your neighbor’s kid…..I’m posting it…even though she’s far too clothed to really be bothering….but Emma Watson fans are weird and this is porn to them…..

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This movie is from 2012….which feels like decades ago…because every day of my life is a long drawn out hell that never seems to end…but that eventually spills into another day….but as far as you, the weird, creepy, obsessed Emma Watson fan is concerned….this is her recent work…while you far prefer jerking off to her early work,….you know like the first Harry Potter…the one that made you obsessed with her for no real reason other than that you have social issues and maybe your mom breast fed you too much while being home schooled….you know Emma Watson is just one of those celebs with just the weirdest, most loyal, creepy basement dwelling pervert fans in the game…and luckily they all read this sire….so her in her panties…is beyond porn to you people…it’s like fucking heaven or some shit….

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Emma Watson’s tit fell out of her dress at the premiere of some movie and the paparazzi got pics….like the bottom feeding rats they are….scrambling for any bit of food they can get….

People are calling it a Wardrobe Malfuncion….and I fucking hate the term “Wardrobe Malfunction”….partially because it is flimsy tabloid fodder, you know a catch phrase like calling Ryan Reynolds an Blake Lively – RAKE or Brad and Angelina BRANGELINA….just fucking stupid on all levels….yet embraced by the drones who digest this shit and love this shit…who are probably better off dead cuz they represent all that is bad in society….

You see, it is even worse, when the Malfunction in question was actually function, the shit designed to happen…hence why the bitch was wearing nipple pasties to begin with…

All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been wating to see her topless since the first Harry Potter….fans in all the wrong ways….not that I even hate on a tit popping out of a dress…but I hate what it happens to represent on this bitch….

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Emma Watson always entertains me because she’s not all that hot, but she’s got this loyal pervert fan base who think she is….

They have been waiting for her to turn 18 since the first Harry Potter movie, you know back before she was pubic hairy, but that they waited out before jerking off to her, cuz in their wizard dens in their basements where they make potions dressed like Harry Potter, she is queen, and you must respect your Wizard queen…and not pollute her or dishonor her….people are fucking weird….

Here are some pics of her in Glamour

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