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2017

08

Sep

Eva Longoria Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria adjusts her bikini

Eva Longoria is a disaster…but people really fucking like her…despite her boxy body….and old age…it must be because she’s Mexican…and people fucking love Mexicans…just look at the TACO craze and TRUMPs proposed wall to keep them in AMERICA…you know…unable to leave cuz they won’t be able to get back in or some shit…and then who will work for 4 dollars an hour doing shitty work….

So I guess s still a thing, even though someone told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans….

But I remember being at an event 3 years ago…and people there were going off on how she does such good for the world…and I was like “the MExican who looks like she employs Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour to feel white”…fuck that….but I guess she has a Euro following, people remember Desperate Housewives…what do I know…other than that she’s broken down as fuck and should make the move to one piece.. / snow suit…

Maybe she’s pregnant – or maybe all Mexicans end up like this…who knows…I blame Corn Tortillas…..maybe Hurricane Irma will take her out…

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2017

07

Aug

Eva Longeria Bikini Squat of the Day

Eva Longoria is still a thing, even though someone just told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans, proven in that she won’t let me have sex with her, despite being half Mexican…it’s gotta be a race thing, it can’t be that I am a small penis impotent freak pushing death at 100 years old, and she’s some 20 something in the park next to me…but the truth is that people still care about Longoria…

I’m more into her butt shots for the paparazzi, because I think I can see the shadow of her dark skinned asshole…at least that’s what I assume I am looking at, maybe the shadow is just from her fat ass…WHO knows…but I’m lookin

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2017

17

Jul

Eva Longoria Quit Fitness of the Day

Eva Longoria quit fitness something I am sure we can all relate to. I mean there was a time, once, maybe two decades ago, where I worked out, it felt good..you know to not be a fat fucking piece of shit who struggles trying to stand or fit into chairs in public…but like Eva Longoria, I quit that shit, because it’s easier to not work out, but unlike Eva Longoria I am not a celebrity or a chick and I don’t need to look good, I’m perfectly fine being a troll on my couch no one wants to talk to, it fits my needs, but seeing a celebrity do this shit is just offensive…I mean bitch…we got you paid all that money you made based on being the hot mexican…what is this bullshit…oh right…women expire at a certain age…

But then again, she does marry / bang black guys who love this fertile looking pile of shit…so this is for them…

Body Positive, Thick as Fuck is Trendy, Etc.

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2017

14

Jul

Eva Longoria Foot Fetish on the Beach of the Day

I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….her remarrying…her getting fat….

I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…

But people do…and I don’t fucking get it, they think she’s amazing, and incredible and good for society…and hot..and amazing…and it confuses me…

All this to say – SHE CAN’T FIGHT HER MEXICAN METABOLISM…

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2015

05

Jan

Eva Longoria Does Bikinis of the Day

People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation….

I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.

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2014

09

Dec

The Hottest Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Ever of the Day

Everybody fucking loves Eva Longoria. I’ve actually had multiple conversations about Eva Longoria, and not by choice, random fucking people have giving me actual lectures on how great she is, how smart she is and how great her charity work is. I am talking people who don’t even know her, fully engaged by her scam, in what I would say clearly makes her smart, up on some sociopath level of smart, first generation Mexican American, turned TV star…clearly it takes strategy, otherwise she’d be cleaning a hotel or whatever the other first generations do….and don’t say Doctor or Lawyer or Business Tycoon…those have no comedic value…we want our Mexicans working kitchens, gardens and hotels…

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2014

26

Nov

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Pics of the Day

People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. It’s all they talk about. I don’t know if it is because they find her hot, or if she’s got Irish roots, or if it is because Desperate Housewives, the ONE show Eva Longoria ever did, is a hit…I just know I know Irish people, and they love this Mexican who probably could have been the hired help, had her fence jumping parents not spoiled her enough to make her an ego, who now probably hires Mexican help, just to feel above them, when not scamming the world into thinking she’s a philantrhopist…right…

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