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2020

14

Jan

Eva Longoria White Swimsuit of the Day

Eva Longoria Swimsuit

Eva Longoria, who is not Sofia Vergara but in her narcissistic cunt way, probably feels like she paved the way for her, you know giving Hollywood some Spanish vibes, even though Eva Longoria, despite being first generation, is whiter than the slutty bathing suit she’s squeezed herself into. I think she’s probably a lot fatter than this.

People love Eva Longoria, even though she looks like she hires Mexican help to feel superior Mexican to them because she was probably teased for being a Mexican in her border town she’s from, giving her a complex even after her successes.

I love slutty white bathing suits are my favorite color bathing suit….for obvious reasons that start with me as a young teen at a friend’s pool seeing his older sister full, shaved, cunt…which in the 80s was a big deal…all thanks to her white bathing suit. An unlikely friendship, sure, but a valued one.

So here is Eva Longoria with her tits and ass out in a tight white swimsuit getting wet in the pool on her current vacation wishing Sofia Vergara never existed.

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2019

21

Nov

Eva Longoria Titty Tape of the Day

Eva Longoria Titty Tape

Take a look down Eva Longoria’s shirt, because you are one of the sick perverts who think that Eva Longoria is hot, interesting, a philanthropist…or whatever false information that is being put out there about the entitled cunt actress who thinks she is more important than she actually is…

There is no doubt in my mind that this twat is one of those first generation Mexicans who denounces all things Mexican unless it is convenient for work and who lives out a white suburban rich woman life harder than any white person and intentionally only hires Mexican slaves to work her garden, pool, maid service…you know that menial shit…not to help other Mexicans live the American dream like she did, but to make herself feel superior….this is a theory I’ve made up because I don’t know Evan Longria…she just has that vibe..but NOT when you’re trying to look down her shirt…

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2019

10

Jul

Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day

Eva Longoria Erotica

Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions.

I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka….

You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener…

This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best.

Eva Longoria Erotica

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2019

15

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple of the Day

I am old enough to remember when Eva Longoria was marketed as a hot chick…clearly by the looks of her…that was a long time ago.

I was never a fan of her, I am not a racist and I don’t see her as a Dreamer who is out there milking your American resources, even though her parents probably were undocumented border tunnel burrowers….

But she has a HUGE international following, people fucking think she’s great…

So your Mexican American girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them….

This is apparently pics of her nipples, I am not that much of a virgin loser to make-out the pic of her nipples but you probably can.

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2018

02

Aug

Eva Longoria Big Cleavage of the Day

Eva Longoria’s big cleavage is not that exciting – because she’s just fat…

It’s one of those hot when she’s younger, but Mexican Taqueira worker when she’s older…

IT happens in French Canada all the time, where these amazing hot stripper looking trash girls who like anal sex on a first date that doesn’t need to be a date….turn 25 and 20 years, gain 50 lbs, and turn into the poutine stand working toothless chain smoking mother….

So I guess it happens to Rich Mexicans who white washed themselves unless it had to be played up to get work as the Mexican too.

The funny thing about Eva Longoria is how loved she is internationally, I’ve had fights with people about her being garbage and they get passionately offended…all immigrants…who I don’t know whether they should be taken seriously based on their status..but that take Eva Longoria seriously for whatever reason…I mean hasn’t she only been on one below average show.

I don’t get it.

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2017

08

Sep

Eva Longoria Boxy in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria adjusts her bikini

Eva Longoria is a disaster…but people really fucking like her…despite her boxy body….and old age…it must be because she’s Mexican…and people fucking love Mexicans…just look at the TACO craze and TRUMPs proposed wall to keep them in AMERICA…you know…unable to leave cuz they won’t be able to get back in or some shit…and then who will work for 4 dollars an hour doing shitty work….

So I guess s still a thing, even though someone told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ANYMORE…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans….

But I remember being at an event 3 years ago…and people there were going off on how she does such good for the world…and I was like “the MExican who looks like she employs Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour to feel white”…fuck that….but I guess she has a Euro following, people remember Desperate Housewives…what do I know…other than that she’s broken down as fuck and should make the move to one piece.. / snow suit…

Maybe she’s pregnant – or maybe all Mexicans end up like this…who knows…I blame Corn Tortillas…..maybe Hurricane Irma will take her out…

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2017

07

Aug

Eva Longeria Bikini Squat of the Day

Eva Longoria is still a thing, even though someone just told me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER…but that person was a girl who clearly hates Mexicans, proven in that she won’t let me have sex with her, despite being half Mexican…it’s gotta be a race thing, it can’t be that I am a small penis impotent freak pushing death at 100 years old, and she’s some 20 something in the park next to me…but the truth is that people still care about Longoria…

I’m more into her butt shots for the paparazzi, because I think I can see the shadow of her dark skinned asshole…at least that’s what I assume I am looking at, maybe the shadow is just from her fat ass…WHO knows…but I’m lookin

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2017

17

Jul

Eva Longoria Quit Fitness of the Day

Eva Longoria quit fitness something I am sure we can all relate to. I mean there was a time, once, maybe two decades ago, where I worked out, it felt good..you know to not be a fat fucking piece of shit who struggles trying to stand or fit into chairs in public…but like Eva Longoria, I quit that shit, because it’s easier to not work out, but unlike Eva Longoria I am not a celebrity or a chick and I don’t need to look good, I’m perfectly fine being a troll on my couch no one wants to talk to, it fits my needs, but seeing a celebrity do this shit is just offensive…I mean bitch…we got you paid all that money you made based on being the hot mexican…what is this bullshit…oh right…women expire at a certain age…

But then again, she does marry / bang black guys who love this fertile looking pile of shit…so this is for them…

Body Positive, Thick as Fuck is Trendy, Etc.

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2017

14

Jul

Eva Longoria Foot Fetish on the Beach of the Day

I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….her remarrying…her getting fat….

I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…

But people do…and I don’t fucking get it, they think she’s amazing, and incredible and good for society…and hot..and amazing…and it confuses me…

All this to say – SHE CAN’T FIGHT HER MEXICAN METABOLISM…

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2015

05

Jan

Eva Longoria Does Bikinis of the Day

People love Eva Longoria ….so here she is in a bikini in Miami, even though all I see when I look at this is a Mexican who I think embraces being Mexican to get ahead, but who identifies more with being white, and who probably hires Mexican slave workers to boss around, and probably not in Mexican, even though she can speak it, but in English because she’s worked so hard to be celebrated by the white people she always felt excluded by….thanks to her parents spoiling her…as their first generation….

I mean I think of that…and her ex husband, 7 foot tall black basketball player, that probably impaled her…but she’s not beat up enough to not wear that bikini…so here it is.

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