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2007

22

May

I am – Eva Longoria Peepin’ Dance Pics of the Day

This shit reminds me of voyeur porn. The kind that is usually staged but you like to think it isn’t, of girls taking showers or getting changed. I am not talking the voyeur porn where creeps go out with their cameras and try to sneak upskirts and shit because that kinda stuff is a little too stalker for me. I am more into stalking useless celebrities that everyone seems to care about, because at least they are getting paid to entertain me and aren’t some innocent girls walking up the stairs at the mall for people like you to snap shots of. I have morals….

Either way, this through the door Longoria dancing shit makes me laugh because there was a time that all I would look up was this kind of shit. Normally it would end with her giving the dude a blowjob or some shit, but bitch has an image to keep up or something.

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2007

22

May

I am – Eva Longoria Peepin' Dance Pics of the Day

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This shit reminds me of voyeur porn. The kind that is usually staged but you like to think it isn’t, of girls taking showers or getting changed. I am not talking the voyeur porn where creeps go out with their cameras and try to sneak upskirts and shit because that kinda stuff is a little too stalker for me. I am more into stalking useless celebrities that everyone seems to care about, because at least they are getting paid to entertain me and aren’t some innocent girls walking up the stairs at the mall for people like you to snap shots of. I have morals….

Either way, this through the door Longoria dancing shit makes me laugh because there was a time that all I would look up was this kind of shit. Normally it would end with her giving the dude a blowjob or some shit, but bitch has an image to keep up or something.

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2007

21

May

I am – Eva Longoria’s Ass Plays Volleyball For Charity of the Day

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Eva Longoria is one of those socially conscious celebrities who goes to charity events out of the kindness of her heart and not for publicity because she cares about the world and using her “reach” as a celebrity to make a difference, so who am I to not post the pictures of the event where she played some charity volleyball to bring awareness to whatever the fuck the cause is while showing off her ass.

I am hungover and can barely focus on the screen, so I see is her ass and even though that is the real reason I am posting these, I do think she should be an example to other celebrities on how to make a difference in the world, while still showing her ass.

I guess what it all comes down to is that I am a charitable cause that people should start donating to….

2007

21

May

I am – Eva Longoria's Ass Plays Volleyball For Charity of the Day

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Eva Longoria is one of those socially conscious celebrities who goes to charity events out of the kindness of her heart and not for publicity because she cares about the world and using her “reach” as a celebrity to make a difference, so who am I to not post the pictures of the event where she played some charity volleyball to bring awareness to whatever the fuck the cause is while showing off her ass.

I am hungover and can barely focus on the screen, so I see is her ass and even though that is the real reason I am posting these, I do think she should be an example to other celebrities on how to make a difference in the world, while still showing her ass.

I guess what it all comes down to is that I am a charitable cause that people should start donating to….

2007

06

Mar

I am – Eva Longoria Working Out of the Day

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I think there’s something sexy about a bitch working out. I used to work at the local YMCA doing janitorial work, before getting fired for sneaking into the women’s locker room. I already wrote about this, it was part of some kind of work program and if you don’t remember it, that’s ok, it’s probably because you didn’t read it. Anyway, before getting the idea to be a bit of a peeping tom, I used to make a habit of watching the aerobic classes. I had no fucking preferences, I took whatever I got when it came to scheduling, meaning some days it would be new moms with their babies, other days it would be old ladies in the geriatric classes, sometimes it would be hot college girls but everytime was ladies in compromising positions. I guess the fact that I was peeping in the window made me the creep, but every class had at least 2 or 3 fucking perverts in them lookin’ for a little piece of ass to stare at while innocently on all fours. They were the smart perverts because the girls all took a liking to them, thinking they were there to get healthy, while filed formal complaints about me. That’s pretty much my story and here are some Longoria working out pics…that bring back memories of the good old days….

I guess the joke in all these pics is the one of her lookin’ over the wall like her parents did before jumping it to make their escape from Mexico to the USA….it’s kinda like a Jew visiting the concentration camps or the blacks at a slave cemeteries. This shit is like a cultural experience.