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2017

16

Aug

Fergie’s Weird New Project of the Day

Fergie is up to no good.

Unfortunately, it is not her revisiting her crackden where she snorts and smokes all the METH in the room now that she can afford it without having to hooker herself or sell her TV at the Pawn Shop…you know child star bullshit before becoming a black eyed pea, rather than a black eyed girl just trying to get another hit…SAD STORIES SOMETIMES END HAPPY…

She is probably promoting a solo album or other useless things the world doesn’t need and she’s doing it in a slutty way, trying to be provocative, trying to matter, and I guess it’s working because here we are.

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2017

07

Aug

Fergie Bikini of the Day

The Fergie Monster and her fake tits are out in a bikini for the paparazzi because she’s trying to market herself now that she’s been kicked out of Black Eyed Peas and is putting together another solo record…I assume…that’s what all these old timer fame whores do…

Fergie is still a FACES of METH to me….because her meth addiction is the highlight of who she is….

To me this is her doing ICE in Paradise….but she’s probably not on ICE…just thinking about it..because Meth Heads, even when they make it, never forget being meth heads…yo know…they’d trade it all in for just one more hit…feeling like bugs are crawling under their skin if they could…but she can’t because she has shitty music to make..

FERGIE LICIOUS….

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2017

01

Aug

Fergie in a Bikini VS Gwen Stefani in a Bikini of the Day

Fergie’s in a bikini and she’s got one fucked up belly button..

I wonder if it is from the sex change, you know where they put her testicles when they are done with them…

Or maybe she’s not actually a tranny, and that was just early face fillers, before all the doctors became pro and all the women and their tranny faces looked more delicate, angelic and clown-like…

Or maybe this is just what happens when you’re old as fuck and a mom – who once had a fit body …

Who knows…

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Gwen Stefani was also in a bikini top, I didn’t feel like doing another post on the exact same thing, 40 year old women who were in the late 90s and early 2000s known for their masculine musculature…no longer fit as fuck thanks to being moms…but I guess not terribly offensive in their half nakedness, seeing as most women are a lot fucking worse…but then again…most women aren’t multi-millionaire celebs who should spend their time looking better than average…

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2017

27

Jun

Fergie Ass on Stage of the Day

Fergie has an ass in fishnets…for Gay Pride because she’s a dude….in women’s lingerie…like all the gays….

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2015

23

Jan

Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her…

Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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2012

29

Oct

Fergie is a Cat for Halloween of the Day


Maybe I am getting old, or shit is getting repetitive…and just doesn’t matter to me…because I did not give a single fuck that this past weekend was the big blow-out weekend for Halloween…

College girls…and old moms alike were out in their full slut gear…as skimpy as their wild side allowed…because Halloween allowed them to have a carte blanche…an excuse….and full rights to let loose and be like “it’s halloween, here’s my fucking pussy lips hanging out of my underwear”…..

I think I didn’t care because there are sluts everywhere, and they don’t need halloween to be half naked….and those are the sluts I like….and not the 9-5 slut in the same costume ever other girl is wearing trying to be sexy…

Sure I like prude bitches letting it all out cuz they have an socially acceptable excuse to…but shit just doesn’t give me a boner….maybe cuz it’s always the same fucking costume….on a different fucking body…or maybe just cuz it’s played out.

Yes, I am too cool for Halloween.

Here’s Fergie as a cat hiding her dick for Twitter….cuz it is Halloween…even though people should be doing this everyday….

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2012

12

Oct

Fergie’s Leather Pants of the Day


Like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs….Fergie has slipped her old, haggard, ass that has seen many cock, but that remains so delicate and lovely and classy, into a pair of some leather looking pants…and for some reason….that may stem from holding her hand once….I want to lick this things off of her…you know slowly and drawn out until they disolve…just to get a chance to experience her genitals even with the 10 percent chance she has a set of testicles….I’m crazy like that….


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2012

29

May

Fergie in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Fergie’s posted this bikini pic on Twitter…and it is a hit…mainly cuz she’s got rockin’ tits… and even a rocking body….even though she’s often a miss…whether with her balding, her hard manly face…her stupid outfits and all else disappointing in her….but today…she’s far enough away that I don’t see her meth damage…or anything that may or may not throw me off…and reality is that I met her three years ago, held her hand backstage at an event I crashed, until her security guards pulled me away, as she smiled….it wasn’t love at first site…but she was probably more luxurious than any other girl I’ve violated before her….and I guess that makes staring at her tits a little more of a personal experience for me…you know back when I was at my peak.

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2011

06

Dec

Some Bitches at the New Year’s Eve Premiere of the Day

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There is a really shitty fucking movie that hollywood shat out called New Year’s Eve and it is being pegged as having an a-list cast because they cast a whole lot of known celebs that equally fucking suck at acting but that have a good publicity team making the general public think they matter….

I had the serious misfortune of seeing the trailer and immediately feeling the need to murder, if not myself, then all of fucking hollywood.

I don’t even want to go into the shitty storyline I can’t believe got budget to get made…I can only assume Ryan Seacrest is behind it…

That said, they had a premiere and there was pussy up in it and since pussy is what I do….here’s what you missed out on along with me cuz hollywood doesn’t think we matter….

Fergie Showing Tit….and shoulder but most interesting some dangly armpit skin that looks like an armpit pussy….my favorite…

Katherine Heigl Showing Tit in a tight dress I can only assume is spanxed all to hell

Sofia Vergara Showing Tit in a Lingerie Looking Dress…

Abigail Breslin/Little Miss Sunshite Jail Baitin’ for your Masturbating…

Lea Michele Manly Tit and Single Kutcher Who May Fuck It….because clearly he’s not too discriminatory when it comes to pussy….

Hilary Swank is Boys Don’t Cry….

Ludacris and Some Big Black Booty….

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|Fergie|Hilary Swank|Katherine Heigl|Lea Michele|Sofia Vergara

2011

05

Dec

Fergie’s Got Back and Not in a Good Way of the DAy

Here are some pictures of Fergie’s broad, masculine, well-sculpted back you’d expect some homosexual artist to really dig for his series on men in skirts…..

I figure when a girl’s got back, it means she’s got a hot round ass, but Fergie Showed her ass in that CULO book I posted about last week….and she had some weird intented, small ass crack shit that left me feeling uncomfortable…but in this case…her back is just thick and offensive…but I’m posting he pics anyway….

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2011

23

Sep

Fergie Sex Doll of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Fergie posing with some ridiculous wax figure of herself…and it amazes me how excited she is about this, I mean if I saw a wax figure of myself…I’d feel like a fucking asshole standing next to it…but that may be cuz people would be pointing and laughing at the quantity of wax used….

The only thing hot about this is that it could double as a sex toy and Fergie could fuck herself with her wax self’s arm….and I haven’t figured out if they mold the genitals on these wax figures they make for what’s gotta be the dumbest tourist attraction ever….but it is nothing a lighter won’t fix…

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2011

14

Sep

Fergie May Be Pregnant or Fat of the Day

There’s rumors that everybody’s favorite meth addict Fergie, is pregnant, which could be true provided she has a uterus….but her gender is one of pop culture’s great mysteries…that I’d probably hit regardless and I normally hate trannys or post-op vagina…but when you bring such contributions to the world like “Let’s Get Retarded” it’s hard for me to resist that sexual allure….not to mention she’s got tits and looks girl enough to make it not gay, even if her clit is nine inches and has balls….

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2011

11

Jul

Fergie in Poses with Fat Chicks to Make Her Look Skinny in Some Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie in a timeless move girls everywhere have been doing for decades and decades since the beginning of time, and that’s standing next to a fat chick to make herself look skinny….

It is the fat chick in every group of friends that I always seem to get stuck talking to on the night she decides her hot friend I start chatting up gets too much mail attention and bitch starts crying for her moment, cuz I look like a guy who would fuck them, and I usually am…but it is nothing I am proud of.

What I am proud of is the day I slipped fergie my card and she never called or emailed me to fuck because it reminded me where I stand in the world. Thanks for that Fergie, you meth pussy I want to fingerbang with my tongue

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2011

14

Jun

Fergie Looks Hot for Allure of the Day

If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating…

That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied…

So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information…

That’s all I gotta say about this.

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2011

27

May

Fergie is a Pocket Pussy in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Fergie is so tiny. She’s like a pocket pussy that talks, dances and makes money to pay for the luxuries her husband gets to take advantage of, because he’s only had one acting gig, and after taxex, paying his agents, paying off other women he fucked while Fergie was on tour, he’s left with nothing, but a loyal pocket pussy in tight pants…and what it really comes down to is how the fuck didn’t the paparazzi get an ass shot? It’s like they know we want to see that shit and they are holding out. Along with killing Princess Diana, there’s some more reason to hate them….

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