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2022

16

Jun

Gisele Bundchen Topless of the Day

I was never into Gisele. When she was super fucking hyped as a VS model, I didn’t get it at all, I just assumed she was a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that her pregnancy was faked because of the whole being a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that I didn’t even think was equipped with a chopped off dick, but rather still rocked a dick, just tucked properly, and Tom Brady’s involvement with her didn’t really chagne that, I just assumed he was a gay, or whatever you call men who fuck men who live out life like a woman, which is weirder than being gay, because it’s fucking hybrids or mutants…no offence you new gender warriors out there….but it’s fucking weird no matter how normalized you try to make it…

Anyway, she’s in a photoshoot, she is a model, showing off her abs, not really pushing her being a female that hard with abs like that, but she’s also squeezing her tits and I don’t see an Adam’s apple, so maybe I’m wrong about her, but now that she’s 40 years old, she’s too old for us to even care about her weird bikini / bathing suit, glamour shoots…make room for the new….but why bother, when so many people think she’s the best and her paychecks tell the same story, because once you pull off the scam, you ride it and the people won’t ever question it, but we do..

Still an old hag looking better than most old hags..


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2020

13

Mar

Gisele’s 40 Year Old Mom Ass for the Coronavirus of the Day

Gisele staged a photoshoot at what I assume is one of the family villas in Costa Rica, because the family spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, and this isn’t the first time we’ve seen the bitch on the beaches of Costa Rica in a bikini…

It’s just weird because this is an actual photoshoot where she’s interacting with the photographer, yet it seems so paparazzi.

I am not too sure why the 40 Year Old Mom Ass is out in a bikini, obviously she still thinks she’s got a hot ass, and I guess she does, for a 40 year old mom…and bikini modelling is all she knows, it’s her skillset like her husband’s skillset is throwing a ball / her balls because I am still not convinced she’s not a Brazilian tranny.

That’s about all I need to say about that, as she gets locked down in Costa Rica when the borders get shut down….in what I imagine to be a crazy compound…probably the first the locals will home invade when supplies start to dwindle…

RIP Gisele and her bold “the wold is dying, here’s a bikini shoot for you”….bullshit.

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2019

23

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Gisele Bundchen Tits out for Fashion

Gisele was a big part of my Saturday night Christmas party, because I was talking to a Patriots fan, which always makes me laugh because I feel you need to either be from Boston / New Hampshire to like the Patriots, or you just don’t know anything about Football but know that they are the winning team. You know not very exciting to be the fan of a team that has won way too many times…but I know NOTHING about sports, or football or any of that…so to me it’s more about Gisele….which is why Gisele was a big part of my Saturday Christmas party night.

I was pitching aggressively on her having a dick….you know busting jokes about busting her balls…literally…because the Patriots fan and his Tom Brady cocky fan boy support..talking about how Great Tom Brady is…and how hot Gisele is…and how much she gets paid and how they are winners on all fronts…and didn’t like me going on and on about how they found her in Brazil playing soccer in the poor neighborhood and sold her to Victoria’s Secret perverts at a young age…taking her away from her family but never taking away her dick…

Well here she is doing some photoshoot for you perverts.


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2019

29

May

Gisele Bundchen Tits for Vogue of the Day

Gisele Bundchen Tits for Vogue

Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…with that fake pregnancy bump….to perpetuate their lie…

They are really fucking rich and really rich people are weird…

She’s out there for Vogue, doing the luxury surfer thing that she does, because I guess she’s Brazilian and they surf….all oiled up and looking fit and hot because I guess Men age better than Woman…or something…

She’s looking good to me and I don’t think she ever looked good. I guess my old makes me easier to please, less judgemental…and menopause isn’t a bad thing cuz she’s that old – assuming she’s not TRANS…which I don’t assume…but in either case you can cum in her…and that’s pretty alright.

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2019

05

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Wet for Vogue of the Day

Gisele Bundchen Wet for VOgue

Gisele Bundchen getting wet for Vogue Germany….because Tom Brady’s got their press agents and PR team on riding that Superbowl win hype, while perpetuating the lie that Gisele isn’t a transgender…born with a dick…who as time has gone on, the transition has made her face more feminine, because I guess more money has gone into her mission of being as woman as possible.

I don’t really know why I decided Gisele was trans back at Victoria’s Secret….I just assumed it was one of those lies that got too deep or too big to manage. What was a logical casting decision by the brand in the back streets of brazil “She’ll never get her period, no risk of days off or bloat for two weeks a month, it’s a win”…..sold off to Tom Brady – a gay athlete….like all athletes…they grow up showering together, no fear of the dick…..only to be this weird power couple…

I guess I just think it’s a better story than star model, meets star player, makes store family, live in huge mansions in various places…cuz they are stupid rich possible truth…

Maybe her gender is like the Flat Earth movement…we’ll never know the truth.


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2019

01

Feb

Strategically Timed Gisele Smut of the Day

Here’s some Gisele showing off where her dick once was before the tape job, in some sexual position you know Tom Brady likes to ride her cock like the bitch he is….pretending she’s a woman, cuz she pulled that whole model thing…when we all know that Victoria’s Secret obsession with brazil was Sex Tourism and trannies….

Perfectly timed, to ride that Tom Brady Hype…and whether you’re a Patriot fan or not, you know that fucker is annoying, paid too much and it’ll be nice to see him fucking lose…

So here’s his wife and “mother” to his children cashing in, riding that wave…for their kids’ future or some shit.

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2018

18

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies…

I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit…

There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters….

We’ll call this “woman-enough”.

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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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2014

15

Dec

Gisele Bundchen in a Push Up Bra for Vogue Australia of the Day

Gisele Bündchen and Baz from Moulin Rouge did a pretty intense and dramatic Chanel ad, that I can assume had the budget of a feature movie, in the millions of dollars, and that they considered a success, even though unlike a movie, they didn’t sell 100s of millions of dollars in tickets for people to see it, they just sort of gave it away…since it was an ad, reminding us that these big corporations have too much fucking money, because we throw money at them, not that I throw money at Chanel, but retard rich people do because it gives them an illusion that they have made it, because what else do you do with too much fucking money, and sugar babies and strippers who love Chanel because their stage name is Chanel and their earrings are the double C, alike will respond nicely to it…we’re in a money driven world…and you’re all fucking idiots…

That said, Australia Vogue felt like celebrating the surf star Gisele and her push up bra…because their own movie magic Baz directed it…and the whole thing is not exciitng…unless you’re into trannies…who have tits…because otherwise they are just dudes with long hair…

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2014

04

Nov

Gisele Models Jeans of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is modeling jeans for some jeans company because apparently she doesn’t have enough money and the jeans company doesn’t feel that spending their budget on a younger, hotter, less famous, but far less expensive model makes sense…you know give it to the has been, washed up, practically dead mom that no one really cares about, but that her agent makes brands think people care about, because she’s a big meal ticket and you know she’s not doing this for less than 300,000 dollars for a day of work….

I mean why give instagram models with more followers 1000 dollars when you can give Gisele 300,000…it makes your brand seem way more legit when you get a Victoria’s Secret model, married to an NFL Quarterback than – just some hot girl in jeans….I don’t know if my message is getting through, but I think booking Gisele for anything is dumb, but paying Gisele prices is dumber, when there are so many girls down to do this for free…

Here are the pics anway, because I know you’ve masturbated to girls in jeans, probably on public transportation….when they were on their way home from High School…

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