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2018

02

Jul

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked of the Day

Heidi Klum Naked Selfie for Instagram

I almost forgot to post Heidi Klum Naked for whatever she’s naked for, and I couldn’t let that happen. I couldn’t turn off the computer and just walk away from these nude pics….like they don’t matter…even if they don’t matter…because she’s old and we’ve seen her named before…they are still someone trying, and that someone makes no sense to me because she’s 50 and still can get naked….but I come from an era where 50 was old and disgusting…grandma aged…not hot and almost tight bodied…showing off that body….it’s weird but remember her organs and I mean ALL her organs are their real age…including but not limited to her sex organs…but we can all deal with that when it looks like this…we’re versatile like that…just don’t ask us to anything that requires physical conditioning…we’re computer people you know…who look and point at women who don’t fuck with guys like us unless we are billionaires…which we aren’t….we are the worst of all worlds…and that’s ok.

Here she is topless for a magazine

Heidi Klum Topless in a White Bikini

Here she is with her hard nipples
Heidi Klum Hard Nipples Red Dress


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Heidi Klum Hard Nipples Red Dress

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2018

13

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Of the Day

Heidi Klum Tanning Naked covering her tits

Yesterday I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, because they were famous and rich, despite being whores, you know to polarize their whoring at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans….are now on social media – many years older – where you’d assume they were less whorish…but that are just as whorish…cuz it’s ingrained in their fucking souls.

Heidi Klum, underwear model, German Engineered vagina is one of those women..and this is from her instagram the other day…

NAUGHTY GIRL.

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2018

22

May

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits out on a Yacht in a Bikini

I wonder if people are bored of me going into some rant about Heidi Klum being a produce of Germany’s Eugenics program in the WWII era of Hitler, where he was doing all he could to create a master Aryan race, including finding medical advances through human testing and other terrible things, that brought you things like Asprin and Volkswagen….and I guess Heidi Klum.

The reality is that no one seems to get bored of Heidi Klum, even as her face gets older, and her stomach looks odd thanks to the litter of babies she had with SEAL…so why would they get bored of me writing about her being some genetically modified product of design, because I don’t understand why she still looks so good, even if you can tell she’s a little weathered and you know that parts of her, mainly her vagina are fucking ravaged and destroyed…eve with tasteful surgeries….

But then I remember that she’s in a bikini and I’m not…and bikinis, fresh new bikini pics, seem to inspire people to masturbate and ignore all the flaws a woman may have…even when they are as old as Heidi and her flaws are negligible due to her age, it is like the older they get the more lenient we are with their flaws…and that we can just appreciate the tits for what they are….attention seeking professional tits…that have made a lot of money being tits.

Heidi Klum Tits out on a Yacht in a Bikini

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2018

17

May

Heidi Klum Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth a fuck…thanks to genetic modification that Hitler created back in Heidi Klum’s childhood when she was a member of Hitler’s youth party, thanks to her being 100 years old…she lived through all of that and she’s still bringing big tits out in lingerie….because why not.

I know. Inspiring for 100 year old women everywhere – who now know there are options for their faces to get injected….

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2018

13

May

Heidi Klum Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum TIt Covering Her Nipples

Heidi Klum may not make sense, being the 55 year old woman that she is, posting provocative pics because it is all she knows, proving that the germans are good at Engineering, because she cleverly uses her tit as bait, not her vagina…that probably looks like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion….

Because when you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….germans are weird…

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might not be capable of defying even with surgeries…because nature…

You focus on the titty.

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2018

26

Apr

Heidi Klum’s BLOOMIN’ ONION of the Day

Heidi Klum Ass in a Black Thong Showing her Cornhole

When you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might.

You gotta put that emoji, light flare effect on your ass, cuz when you’re in a bathing suit in certain poses, it’s look like a bloomin’ onion and that goes against all her marketing efforts..

IS THIS THE OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE – CUZ I CAN SEE YOUR BLOOMIN’ ONION…

Heidi Klum Ass in a Black Thong

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2018

09

Apr

Heidi Klum Tanning Her and Getting Fucked on Vacation of the Day

Heidi Klum Tanning Her Tits Topless and Getting Fucked on Vacation

Heidi Klum is a sexual deviant, but more interestingly, she’s a freak of nature that we can only blame EUGENICS during NAZI Germany for…

Why would a 70 year old woman look this good…and more importantly…after she’s had dozens of kids with various men..thanks to that sexual deviance you’d expect from a German, with all their pragmatic sex clubs and scatology…they are a weird bunch of sex workers…

Sure, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…we don’t know how wrecked her vagina is, because she just always shows the tits, to remind us that she’s around, and hot….but her boyfriend from the band TOKIO HOTEL…has been there and I’m sure he was wrist deep like playing the guitar with her uterus..unless she’s had all that surgically fixed and this is just a product of plastic surgery and not Hitler’s legacy…

It’s weird though.

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