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2018

26

Nov

Heidi Klum Slutty on Instagram of the Day

I like to call Heidi Klum’s pussy “Grey Matter”…or Grey Anatomy…or Grey Zone….you know because when it’s not shaved bald…it’s natural whiteness grows out…sure she can pass it off as a natural blond..but we know bitch is 300 years old…

But she’s out there in a bikini, still looking good, giving old ladies hope that they can still be considered sex objects into their 50s after being banged out by the kids, thanks to Eugenics from Nazi Germany, or maybe her vanity and pile of money to do whatever she can to stay hot. This is the world of MedicalSpas and Injections. Who fucking knows what she’s doing but I know the 50 year olds around me don’t look like this and that’s too bad..but luckily there are Heidi Klums out there to make them feel shitty about themselves, giving me more opportunity to convince them to fuck. Not that I want to fuck 50 year olds ever, but you take what you can get…or what requires the least effort.

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2018

12

Nov

Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

Heidi Klum Squirt Erotica of the Day

How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone…

It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing….

You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”…

Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….”

Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”…..

I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits.

I don’t do captions.

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2018

02

Oct

Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Ass Tight Lingerie

Try to explain Heidi Klum to me in a way that doesn’t go back to Nazi Germany doing research using humans experimentation with various medications….and systems…from the creation of Asprin…to studies in sterilization and Eugenics…

Because other than fitness, diet and botox, Heidi Klum looking this good has got to be on a genetics level…

One that was crafted back in 1940, using her grandparents as the breeders….

Hitler called it Racial Hygiene, because unlike me, he didn’t believe that there is no color, gender, race, or differences amongst us, as we are all one race..the human race…

He believed in getting rid of what he considered disgusting shit, and focusing on breeding the good…

It’s something horse and dog breeders have been doing forever, which is why you have all those cute dogs running around….why not apply it to humans…

Based on my experience, some of the hottest girls have troll looking parents, so maybe it’s not scientifically accurate…but if you look at slavery trade of AMERICA…where that logically only the strong slaves would survive the abuse they endured…their children would be stronger then them, and eventually capable of overthrowing slavery….

I guess Heidi Klum is the human version of that, but then again she’s rich, botox exists, it could be anything….

It is amazing that at such an old age, we all still want to fuck her. That defies everything I’ve ever known about female sex appeal dying off on their 30th birthday…

Heidi Klum Tits Ass Tight Lingerie

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2018

17

Sep

Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Dripping Ice Cream on her Tits

Heidi Klum is a smut producer. This is her smut.

She has been involved in the smut industry, sure the higher end, mainstream smut industry, but the smut industry nonetheless. People jerk off to her and have forever.

She has taken her German pragmatic approach to smut, to life, and has a pretty lucrative career from being that SMUT.

She has been doing this for decades at this point, and now her toplessness includes food, ice cream for the fat Americans who love tits and Ice Cream on old ladies….

I am more interested in thinking about her sex with Seal, back when she was breeding with Seal, as he would fucking destroy her with his arm lengthed penis, in what I can imagine looks like a german sex club, leather and scat dripping off the fucking walls set to weird electro music…

Here she is at an event….

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2018

16

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless on a Beach in a Bikini 2

In important EUGENICS news….here’s Heidi Klum proving that they work…

Like a farm animal, if you breed women to be a specific way over the course of a few generations that race horse gets good…or lasts…has a longer career…doesn’t fall apart as easily…because Heidi Klum at 50, which is 100 in woman years, especially after being banged the fuck out like she has been – by various men – and children she’s birthed….looks good, still has tits worth looking at…and is freely showing them, cuz at 50, who fucking cares…I mean put those tits everywhere…which is the one sad thing about women, not so much Heidi Klum, since she’s been a half naked titty whore her entire life, but regular women…they only find confidence or stop caring about how they look or how they fuck when it’s too late….and some would say it’s never too late…but I would say it’s better to come to terms with your body at 20…when people want to see it and it looks it’s best…

That said, here’s Heidi.

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2018

06

Aug

Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Showing Ass in Thong Bikini

Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something…

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2018

30

Jul

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits and Ass Tiny Bikini
I wonder if I can get sued for saying Heidi Klum is a Nazi, even if I have evidence from accidentally watching her on America’s Got Talent last night, where she singled out the Israeli Jew for his act, basically calling it a shit act that she didn’t understand, because clearly there were deep rooted prejudices going on….some “My Grand Daddy Killed 3,000,000 of you….and you represent him not getting the job done”…

I guess we’ll have to wait to find out.

In the meantime, we can judge her systematic, or really genetic coded racism while staring at her weird German Sex Dungeon Masochist old lady ass that still looks good thanks to that whole Nazi germany run EUGENICS program because keep in mind…6 kids have crawled out of this asshole…while countless men have crawled in.

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2018

02

Jul

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked of the Day

Heidi Klum Naked Selfie for Instagram

I almost forgot to post Heidi Klum Naked for whatever she’s naked for, and I couldn’t let that happen. I couldn’t turn off the computer and just walk away from these nude pics….like they don’t matter…even if they don’t matter…because she’s old and we’ve seen her named before…they are still someone trying, and that someone makes no sense to me because she’s 50 and still can get naked….but I come from an era where 50 was old and disgusting…grandma aged…not hot and almost tight bodied…showing off that body….it’s weird but remember her organs and I mean ALL her organs are their real age…including but not limited to her sex organs…but we can all deal with that when it looks like this…we’re versatile like that…just don’t ask us to anything that requires physical conditioning…we’re computer people you know…who look and point at women who don’t fuck with guys like us unless we are billionaires…which we aren’t….we are the worst of all worlds…and that’s ok.

Here she is topless for a magazine

Heidi Klum Topless in a White Bikini

Here she is with her hard nipples
Heidi Klum Hard Nipples Red Dress


Thumbs up for hard Eugenics nips
Heidi Klum Hard Nipples Red Dress

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2018

13

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Of the Day

Heidi Klum Tanning Naked covering her tits

Yesterday I wrote that all these old time actors who you could tell were whores, that they got careers by being whores, who pretended to be wholesome and glamourous, because they were famous and rich, despite being whores, you know to polarize their whoring at the time it was cool to be elite and distant from the fans….are now on social media – many years older – where you’d assume they were less whorish…but that are just as whorish…cuz it’s ingrained in their fucking souls.

Heidi Klum, underwear model, German Engineered vagina is one of those women..and this is from her instagram the other day…

NAUGHTY GIRL.

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2018

22

May

Heidi Klum Bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits out on a Yacht in a Bikini

I wonder if people are bored of me going into some rant about Heidi Klum being a produce of Germany’s Eugenics program in the WWII era of Hitler, where he was doing all he could to create a master Aryan race, including finding medical advances through human testing and other terrible things, that brought you things like Asprin and Volkswagen….and I guess Heidi Klum.

The reality is that no one seems to get bored of Heidi Klum, even as her face gets older, and her stomach looks odd thanks to the litter of babies she had with SEAL…so why would they get bored of me writing about her being some genetically modified product of design, because I don’t understand why she still looks so good, even if you can tell she’s a little weathered and you know that parts of her, mainly her vagina are fucking ravaged and destroyed…eve with tasteful surgeries….

But then I remember that she’s in a bikini and I’m not…and bikinis, fresh new bikini pics, seem to inspire people to masturbate and ignore all the flaws a woman may have…even when they are as old as Heidi and her flaws are negligible due to her age, it is like the older they get the more lenient we are with their flaws…and that we can just appreciate the tits for what they are….attention seeking professional tits…that have made a lot of money being tits.

Heidi Klum Tits out on a Yacht in a Bikini

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