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2017

02

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum and her rocking old lady tits – that she’s showing off tanning in St Barth’s is pulling the Cougar thing…you know pushing 50 but banging some 20 year old who is into fucking her because she’s Heidi Klum – even though it’s creepy in some ways – but hot in most other ways – thanks to her being Heidi Klum…

A little weird maybe, I don’t find it all that weird, these model chicks are vain and egos and don’t want to accept they are getting old and fuck young guys to offset that…

I think him doing cannon balls jumping into the pool while her skinny old mom body with rocking tits looks on…then them comparing tans…before he stares down at her tits…and decides….shit, I’ll have to fuck this horny old pervert bitch all day to keep her semi satisfied…because she’s German, and they are crazy, she’s a sex addict, proven by her 100 kids, she’s an ego who wants to steal my youthful sperm…like some fountain of youth….

If you’ve met a 40 something year old mom – you’ll know lady is horny as fuck and can’t get enough dicks to fill her hole…every mom I know just masturbates all day everyday and still wants more…I guess a pre drying up mechanism…

Throw in a career as a model and personality, that vanity…that money, that good life and bitch is likely intolerable…but 20 year old is on the job…doing his best to bang this out…fetishes are weird…

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2017

07

Jul

Heidi Klum Tight Skirt of the Day

Heidi Klum in a tight skirt holding her body in….because she’s old and has been banged out so many times by SEAL huge cock that she has 12 kids to show for it…so when she leaves the house she needs some Nazi Germany style medical devices to keep her all in tact…which is convenient since her genetics were modified by Nazi Germany…thanks to her being German….and pretty fucking hot for a 50 year old…mom of 12…who has been banged out by SEAL dick a lot…

It’s a murder mystery, where the murdered pussy managed to survive and still look good.

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2015

27

Jan

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum still has a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…I guess…thanks World War 2 Nazi war camps…

But what I really wonder if parts of her we aren’t seeing…namely those parts in her panty…have withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her with all kinds of babies….vaginas are designed to stretch, at least that’s what I tell girls on snapchat I want to see fuck beer bottles…

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2015

09

Jan

Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

So Heidi Klum is old and boring…and so am I….

But SHE GETS NAKED ON VACATION WITH HER NEW SEAL

SO that makes her less boring…because when a girl throws in the towel about giving a fuck…especially when they still have a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…you know…that I wonder if it withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her….but it looked like it did…thanks to models being tall as fuck monsters…who are just proportionate in pictures…who can take massive black dicks…because even small girls can…vaginas are malleable…

Fascinating..


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2015

07

Jan

Heidi Klum Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. You may know her as the Victoria’s Secret model who never died, she worked there forever and she looked amazing and still looks amazing…a decade after quitting…because of German Engineering…thanks Nazi genetic testing for that…

I know her as the model who had her vagina murdered by Seal, a massive black cock that I can assume is the size of forearm, basically fisting her everytime they fucked…only to give her dozens of babies…coupled with her existing babies…making me wonder if the bikini bottoms she’s wearing are in this pic she posted are in fact just Duct Tape holding it all in…and the sick thing in all this is that if I was there I’d be more than happy to let her use my mouth to hold it all in…she may be weathered, but that’s the kind of storm I’d let choke me the fuck out via face-sitting…

Here’s some more of her nipple because she doesn’t give a fuck….


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2014

29

Dec

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn.

But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model…

Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this.


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2014

02

Dec

Heidi Klum is Old and Weathered and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

I know, and have had sex with girls who are in their 20s, who don’t have 30 kids with various men, one of which who had a massive penis you know was the size of a Baby’s arm that he ravaged her with in some German Dominatrix style sex acts, as German’s do…who are not nearly as tight assed as Heidi Klum is at what I assume is 40 or 50…which might as well be 100…

So I’ll let you stare at this old weathered ass…while thinking of the last ass you fucked….just to remind you that you suck at life…and I guess Heidi Klum, unlike Madonna (see earlier post I am too lazy to link)…has weathered the fucking storm…and is still kind of amazing…

This is the kind of freak I assume is a product of genetic modification I like…

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2014

21

Nov

Heidi Klum Nipple on Set of the Day

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Heidi Klum is from, but I am going to assume that it is something recent, where you can see some nipple, even though she’s probably in her 50s, and is a mom of 50, who has been sodomized by massive black penis she was married to, and I’m not talking about Bill Cosby, who seems to have sodomized everyone, including your childhood, I am talking about the OG Scarface…who has the voice of an angel…proving that germans , the freaky pragmatic people, who when not shitting on each other for sexual release, after a day engineering cars, can still look good, thanks to 1940s Aryan Ethnic cleansing experiments coordinated by Hitler…right…

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2014

13

Nov

Heidi Klum Naked for Sharper Image of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old, and she may have 100 babies, with at least 1 black man and a few white men, but I guess she’s proving that if you’re a genetically modified freak, kind of like American produce, all thanks to Nazi germany programs of ethnic cleansing in the 40s, to achieve an aryan race, you call pull off getting naked for the one shop in the mall that sells massage wands that every mom knows aren’t for massaging tight knots in their neck…

I guess what i am saying is that Heidi Klum is naked to endorse mall sex toys…and there’s not nearly enough nipple.

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2014

04

Nov

Heidi Klum for Vogue Russia and Moda Germany of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 – but she’s apparently still modelling as hard as she can…because this month alone she has two magazine editorials out, I guess she’s marketing something hard, you know trying to increase sales on whatever she’s selling before the end of the year, and I guess as long as her 50 year old, mom of 12 half black kids, from being ravaged by a massive black Seal cock, vagina is covered up…we can focus on the fact that she still looks fucking amazing and I may just be saying that because I jerked off to her pics in catalog pics in the mid-90s…and sometimes flashbacks to masturbation memories of yesteryear are better than trying to get inspired by the new, already been done, too old to be doing it again cleavage in these pics…

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2014

01

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official..

I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them…

I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

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2014

03

Jun

Heidi Klum Implied Nudity with a Purse of the Day

Heidi Klum decided to model nude with some expensive bag because she likes to come out of the woodwork, even though she’s 100 fucking years old, since it is good for her ego and for her to feel relevant…and I would be okay with that if her implied nudity was more spread eagled nudity as most girls tend to not give a fuck about their naked asses being out there when they hit a certain age, because they’ve pretty much given up on dignity and realize that naked or not, no one actually cares, but I guess in Heidi Klum’s case, it’s best to keep that vagina under wraps. She’s had countless children, but more importantly is German, an Aryan, and was fucking Seal a Black guy with scarred up face, not necessarily the kind of guy any one would fuck, even if he was the sweetest man or greatest singer around, but rather because he’s got a massive fucking penis and man-handles her like he was the farm hand…on the family farm…back during Nazi germany…

All this to say, the bag is in a good spot, because shit has gone into and out of that vagina, that would probably make it best kept secret- especially at 50 fucking years old…

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2014

06

May

Heidi Klum vs a Popsicle of the Day

Heidi Klum is doing the whole popsicle sucking thing that you’d expect a Lolita style seductress to do at the hotel pool for some traveling salesmen sitting next to her, intentionally to piss of her dad, get a reaction, and because at 18 a bitch likes the power she has when she figures out how easy it is to seduce men…only Heidi Klum is 100 years old, making it hardly very erotic, especially when she posts it to her instagram in a “HEY LOOK AT ME I SUCK POPSICLES IN BIKINIS – LOOK AT ME – I STILL GOT IT – EVEN AFTER SEAL DESTROYED MY VAGINA WITH HIS MASSIVE PENIS AND A DOZEN BABIES THAT’S WHY I WEAR A SKIRT INSTEAD OF BIKINI BOTTOMS”…because sure she’s hot for 100 years old, but if I want to jerk off to her, I’ll just google her old stuff….not that I’d ever jerk off to her, there’s too much fresh vagina out there, ready to suck popsicles for instagram who I would rather see.

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2014

16

Apr

Heidi Klum Old and Toplessness of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. She is a german domintatrix who you may remember from being a Victoria’s Secret model, but I am more familiar with her work as the wife of Seal Scarface, who was violated by his massive jungle cock enough times to make an army of kids …in what you would expect leave her 50 year old body more damaged than she is in these a href=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=68177″ target=”_blank”>topless bikini pics circulating the internet…that I am not allowed to post, which is probably a good thing, since they are pretty shitty…but at least she’s not fat..even thought her vagina has a healthy appetite for black cock…even if she’s not with a black guy now, but as a model, she’s probably with a billionaire, these things happen…even though he could afford a better, younger model…I guess she’s still Klum..

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2014

25

Mar

Heidi Klum in More Bikini Pics of the Day

I assume these are some of the pictures of Heidi Klum from yesterday where her nipple popped out of her bikini top while swimming with her army of black babies, who statistically, thanks to her divorce from Seal would probably make you think they’ll end up criminals, without factoring that each of them are worth more than an African village and combined, more than an African country…not that that matters…what matters is that after having 50 kids with a man who slaughtered her with his huge penis…she’s still pretty intact even at 50 and that blows my fucking mind enough to just stare…and that’s what I am going to do.

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