Tiesto is one of those old timer DJs who has been around since they invented DJs, likely in his mid 60s and someone I always thought was a weird draw at a club, because he was so fucking old. The groupies didn’t care, obviously, dude makes 1,000,000 dollars per show and doesn’t look like he’s 60, but seeing those old guys at the club was definitely weird….

Things are getting weirder now as a generation of sluts start to age out and don’t really know how to handle themselves, like Heidi Klum, who you know got some dick along the way as a model turned Victoria’s Secret model in an era when taking dick was how you got the job. She’s even got a bunch of kids to prove her pussy eats sperm even back when it wasn’t menopausal.

So now you’ve got the old guy DJ and the Old DJ Whore model who parades around with her tits exposed, despite being a professional TV host now, and it all feels like a 55+ community gone wrong, or gone right, depending on how you want to look at it….

I mean I’m all for looking at old whores levelling up the whoring because they can, despite being old and rich, that’s just motivation to keep it up.

It just makes for a weird party.

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Heidi Klum wore some sheer, mesh, lingerie outfit that had nipples and possibly vagina visible because she’s riding the last inch of sex appeal she has at her age as deep and as hard as she can.

Heidi Klum is old, but like a lot of old chicks in this era, she still thinks she’s hot because perverts like you tell her that she’s hot.

Then she’s got her horny rich musician boyfriend with not much going on, so he puts his energy into fucking his wife, which further makes her think she’s some hot bodied sex goddess despite being old as fuck.

It’s really a flaw in the system, a glitch in the matrix, some sort of confusion in their exhibitionist minds, thinking this is still the glory days of showing off tit, not realizing they are grannies.

So I’ll assume that old lady Klum went to Coachella because she doesn’t realize she’s too old for Coachella, or the young people don’t realize that Coachella is for old people.

She wore a sheer bodysuit, which is a hot outfit of choice for anyone of any age since it shows off the nipples, but at a certain level of rich and famous, it’s a little weird.

She hosts an American family-friendly talent show, so the idea she spends her weekends being an exhibitionist whore with her tits out would seemingly go against morality clauses that used to be in contracts.

Now that we’re all a bunch of degenerate and freeing the tits is empowerment and to say it’s not is toxic masculinity, misogyny and the patriarchy….you can’t tell some old granny to contain the tits have done so much to her and you end up with outfits like this…

I’m not against granny tits, old lady exhbitionism, I just don’t like to advertise that fact but Heidi seems to have no issue advertising it because her granny ass is far less appealing…

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Heidi Klum is out here showing off her German Eugenics program body, that I don’t really even like hyping up because she is old as shit and really the idea of her still being hot with her dried up old lady vagina is an insult to eugenics….

She is with her German Short Haired Pointer….and she is doing a dance in her skimpy bikini that is not age appropriate, but that I guess works for her because she’s not fat.

It just really puts other 50+ women, which was at one time a fetish category in porn, on the line, because why are they grey pubic haired, wringled, and pissing themselves from their menopause or hysterectomy, while Heidi’s not rotting out nearly as hard….is it because she’s superficial, vain and rich enough to maintain the lie…because ultimately, these bikini bottoms should be stylized adult diapers are her age….Diapers we’d probably boil to drink the piss out of…

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Every year, the internet awaits Heidi Klum’s big costume reveal, because she does these elaborate costumes.

It’s her 22nd year of doing these parties and this year the old hag who I would have rather not done a post on, since Leni was the Highlight of the night, decided to go as a Peacock….since she loves cock…just usually SEAL COCK not PEA COCK…you know the kind that can split her 6 foot tall frame in have and that she can taste in her throat when it’s in her twat….giving her GERD.

The new husband went as the egg, the hired dancers went as her peacock tail, the whole thing probably cost over 100k, but she’s rich and it’s a write off so whatever, good marketing, likely paid for by Amazon, the booze sponsor and Cirque du Soleil who made up the dancers.

The internet isn’t happy. They think she could have done better. Demanding spoiled lazy cunts that they are.

Sure, social media are now filled with angry haters who just are so desensitized as they sit in their ghetto thrones wanting these influencers and celebs to dance for them like the monkeys they are, while they make the millions of dollars off us, because we’re too lazy to not watch them.

I am not the only hater around…they’re even angrier than I was at my worst…

I’d just be more impressed if her labia was exposed, that’s some real NECROSIS ZOMBIE SHIT RIGHT THERE, why keep it covered up.

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Heidi Klum may be looking a little mangled in the face, she’s old as shit at this point and the fact that she’s still something probably has a lot to do with her tits, which are spilling out of her slutty old lady dress that you probably wouldn’t see at the old folks home, but if it did, there’d be a hell of a lot more old lady rapes at the old folks home being reported, not because they were asking for it based on their outfit choice, but because their outfit choices trigger animalistic instincts….even when dried up and menopausal…we’re men and can’t be expected to control ourselves…

She’s at CANNES because she’s rich and prestigious, she didn’t bring her hot busty eugenics daughter out with the awesome tits from what I’m seeing here, so we’ll stare at the mom tits in the meantime.

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Here’s an old ass that belongs to Heidi Klum, who I assume is in her 50s by now, since she’s got a 18 or 19 year old big titty midget daughter with one of the men who has RAN THROUGH her and added to her body count that we will assume is as substantial as she is because that’s how you get ahead the traditional way, which Heidi Klum is old enough to be the type of pussy who had to get ahead the traditional way…..you know, since she’s old.

That is unless she was made in a lab through a Nazi Regime Eugenic program that never got shut down, but that went underground because the world is fucking corrupt and who know what is real and what isn’t, at least when it comes to governing us simple minds.

If I was to write a Sci/Fi movie, assuming I knew how to write, which clearly I don’t….all the pop culture icons the masses jerk off to would be sex robots, clones, made in a lab and conditioned so that you can control them, what they say, what they do, and all taht.

So it is possible, especially since she doesn’t rot TOO hard that there’s a bigger story here….however the ass is sagging, the ass is rotting, but maybe it will get you in the mood to jerk off to your 50 year old wife this Thanksgiving, or your dad’s 50 year old wife, you know A 50 year old…whoever and however she may have got to the family house for the holiday….it likely won’t be as good as this one, but that’s not saying much since this one’s not that good, but it does love attention.

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