I wonder if people are bored of me going into some rant about Heidi Klum being a produce of Germany’s Eugenics program in the WWII era of Hitler, where he was doing all he could to create a master Aryan race, including finding medical advances through human testing and other terrible things, that brought you things like Asprin and Volkswagen….and I guess Heidi Klum.

The reality is that no one seems to get bored of Heidi Klum, even as her face gets older, and her stomach looks odd thanks to the litter of babies she had with SEAL…so why would they get bored of me writing about her being some genetically modified product of design, because I don’t understand why she still looks so good, even if you can tell she’s a little weathered and you know that parts of her, mainly her vagina are fucking ravaged and destroyed…eve with tasteful surgeries….

But then I remember that she’s in a bikini and I’m not…and bikinis, fresh new bikini pics, seem to inspire people to masturbate and ignore all the flaws a woman may have…even when they are as old as Heidi and her flaws are negligible due to her age, it is like the older they get the more lenient we are with their flaws…and that we can just appreciate the tits for what they are….attention seeking professional tits…that have made a lot of money being tits.

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Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth a fuck…thanks to genetic modification that Hitler created back in Heidi Klum’s childhood when she was a member of Hitler’s youth party, thanks to her being 100 years old…she lived through all of that and she’s still bringing big tits out in lingerie….because why not.

I know. Inspiring for 100 year old women everywhere – who now know there are options for their faces to get injected….

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Heidi Klum may not make sense, being the 55 year old woman that she is, posting provocative pics because it is all she knows, proving that the germans are good at Engineering, because she cleverly uses her tit as bait, not her vagina…that probably looks like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion….

Because when you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….germans are weird…

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might not be capable of defying even with surgeries…because nature…

You focus on the titty.

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When you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might.

You gotta put that emoji, light flare effect on your ass, cuz when you’re in a bathing suit in certain poses, it’s look like a bloomin’ onion and that goes against all her marketing efforts..

IS THIS THE OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE – CUZ I CAN SEE YOUR BLOOMIN’ ONION…

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Despite being 300 years old, Heidi Klum has decided that you’re never too old to continue with your smutty past as a lingerie titty model, and you can carry that shit on until you die because people will still look at you…and support you…and want to fuck you….despite being 300 years old….and not just because she can take large object insertion thanks to SEAL and 13 children she has birthed….but because she still loooks really good, not sure what scam she’s running, but there’s a fucking scam going on here…whether it’s genetic engineering from eugenics thanks to hitler’s crazy work…or surgeries…it’s something…abnormal, creepy, but kind of hot…I guess…that could just be the tits talking…

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Heidi Klum and the fact that she’s a product of German Engineering that I think are called EUGENICS…posted up some sleazy half nude pics, because why the fuck not pul the instagram model – when you’re an actual model who has spend 30 or 40 years doing slutty poses, you know your angles and what the people want to see. GOOD JOB…

What I am most interested in seeing is her actual vagina, but I guess we should be thanking her for keeping it hidden..you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist in a S&M Sex Club high on POPPERS could handle…NOT TO MENTION she’s also had dozens of kids from that German S&M sex….making her the leader of a Beige Army and I’d think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is likely the casuality of it….

But the rest of her looks pretty good….

Here she is at the Grammy’s…

Topless for some Top Model shit

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Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic that she posted of her tanning naked…with her ass exposed…because I guess she likes the attention she gets when people try to make sense of how good she looks…even though it’s clearly all based on her being from Nazi German stock…you know some Hitler creating a superior race, killing off all the uglies, leaving the good to breed things like this…

I would be more interested in seeing her actual vagina, but I guess we should be thanking her for keeping it hidden..you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist in a S&M Sex Club high on Many Opiates could handle…she’s also had dozens of kids from that German S&M sex….making her the leader of a Beige Army and I’d think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore…but then I realize we are pervert and into all vagina, even old vagina…because it is vagina, even if no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up….

But Suggestive Pics…aren’t blown out battered womb pics…so we can be distracted by the smoke and mirrors…

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Heidi Klum is in a bikini and it is safe to say that she’s either one of the early models of the Victoria’s Secret android program, that has had some software and hardware upgrades over the years or that she’s just a freak of nature or I guess that she focuses only on looking as good as humanly possible, like a german, disciplined…working out like an athlete daily, doing her whole face routine, fucking the souls out of young men…doing whatever other rituals she does…

But I blame Eugenics..

She’d be first generation to the genetic engineering that went on in Nazi germany, her parents may have been the ones experimented on and created in a lab and she’s the first generation of their kids…and it is the only thing that makes sense when looking at her in a bikini….

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