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2007

03

Sep

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Swank in a white bikini, because I love white bikinis. Girls don’t cry and please never realize that they are see through and that we can see your total vagina when you wear them, because you’re too busy making sure that they don’t show nipple through. It’s like the inventor of the white bikini knew just how to distract a girl enough to not realize we all see your baby maker.

Hilary Swank may not be one of those pretty girls you see on the street, she may look rough and rugged and a bit like a dude who doesn’t cry, but reality is that she hasn’t got shit on the cougar I met last night. I was out with a couple of people getting drunk it’s what I do and one of the guys I was with was called over by a cougar sitting a lone. I never witnessed a cougar in her natural habitat, I only experienced it through second hand stories, but she just waved over to him to come sit with her and he went. She was chatting him up, probably talking about when she was in her 20s back in the 80s, maybe about her daughter who was his age, probably about how she had breast cancer and the scare made her leave her family and re-live her youth…I was just sitting across the way running dialog in my head of what she was saying, but then I realized that she was a hooker, with clear heeled hooker looking boots and bright red hooker looking hair and rough beat down face that only years of being a hooker can do or you….

Anyway, dude sat with her for a while before realizing it and when he did he didn’t cry but he was mad about the time he wasted talking to her and took her to the back alley and punished her face with his dick for misleading him…at least that what he said he did, but I am pretty sure dude’s a lot like you can the only punishing he can do is to himself because no one else gives him the time of day….even when he pays them….

I am just still drinking because it’s fucking labor day asshole…so bear with me if my posts don’t make any sense at all…


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2007

28

Aug

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pics of the Day

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No matter how hot Hilary Swank ever looks all I can ever remember about her is that she played a girl pretending to be a guy in that stupid movie Boys Don’t Cry, and forgot to mention her husband in her Oscar acceptance speech, which is probably why he divorced her. You tell yourself that being attracted to girls that dress up as guys isn’t as gay as just being attracted to guys, which is wrong, but if thats what you need to tell yourself to get through the day, thats fine. Homo.

I freaked out a roomful of people the other night at a party when I said I wouldn’t turn down having sex with a Male to Female tranny, and that the idea of fucking a chick with a dick was actually really appealing to me. The minute a person has a vagina, it turns them into a catty, whiney fuck (and I know this because I have one), and I figured having the dick there avoids that, and the tits add to the overall play factor during sex. But I’m not gay, I’m just Kinky.

I guess I’m pretty lucky. As a women, me being interested in this type of thing makes me “open minded” but when someone like you is into that type of thing, it makes you a fag.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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2007

10

Jul

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures of the Day

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If I was a real blogger I’d write that bitch was wrong in saying Boys Don’t Cry because she never got in a bikini for them to put that theory to test. She probably hasn’t pulled out her dick in the movie and raped anyone either, but I do know that there are some things that make a guy cry.

Hilary Swank has only been hot in one role, and that’s Boys Don’t Cry, because even though she looked like a dude, I still got to see her stuff Becky from Roseanne with a dildo and at the time it came out lesbians had little place in the World, except maybe for Ellen or this bitch who worked at the laundry mat down the street from me who always gave me dirty looks because I had a penis…

Reality is, I am trying to get ready for this cruise my wife went on. She isn’t coming with me anymore because I convinced her that I needed to get away from her and that she wouldn’t fit on the plane, fit in a bathing suit or fit in the deck chairs they had lined up by the pool. I am not as excited as I should be about this cruise because someone told me everything costs money once you’re there, I am not into being locked in a floating mall with a bunch of old ladies for 2 days without seeing land, and I have never travelled. Today’s goal was to go out and get sedatives from the doctor because health care is free, but I slept in and now I am forced to come back to this site and post shit you’ve already seen about Hilary Swank’s shrunken tits and horseface. I don’t mind, I am actually going to miss doing this everyday and that’s more embarrassing than when Hilary Swank’s testicles fall out of her bikini and into the fag she’s dating’s mouth….

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