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2019

30

May

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Sweat of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Sweat

Jennifer Lopez….or as I like to call her – Soggy bottom boy – is like most menopausal women, at least from what I’ve learned watching Whoopie Goldberg on the View, which involves losing control of their bladders, peeing themselves when they laugh, that kind of thing….incontinence but not willing to wear one of those pee pads they advertise on TV cuz it will make her cunt look weird in her spandex….

In denial about getting old, willing to walk around like she pissed herself to continue that denial…or maybe she’s got some kind of infection…from all the years of being banged out…and is not her pissing herself at all.

Or maybe A-Rod busts in her so hard and so much cuz she’s a pervert tyrant slut who needs her pussy filled to decompress and it’s just pouring out of her…

Or maybe it’s just good old fashioned pussy sweat…from a hot day, or in J.Lo’s case, maybe it’s just ass sweat, cuz her ass is so big, and has extra sweat glands to keep her lubricated enough for anal sex….

Either way…I bet you’d like to drink a cup of it….cuz it’s full of stem cells and other things she’s been eating to stay youthful to make more money despite being old and having enough money…

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Sweat

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2019

27

May

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Tits of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Tits

Jennifer Lopez is out of control….

I guess this is what happens when you fucking love yourself. When you’re a narcissistic mental case tyrant who has managed to use that ego and make it at a young age as a celebrity, a huge fucking celebrity…that she has been able to carry for years…

From ass, to now titties at 50, she’s managed to find ways to reinvigorating interest from her audience….on a consistent basis. I think it is in part that she milks her Hispanic roots, which is something that gets hispanic people, and there are a lot of Hispanic people in America and really in the world, who are drawn to one of their own – even if J.Lo can’t speak Spanish…she plays it up enough for the people to believe…rather than see her for the manipulative lie that she is.

Just yesterday, I saw some Puerto Rican woman, probably in her 60s, dancing like a fucking stripper…very Latin….to some Spanish song….on the side of the street…saying something like “Marc Anthony is my guy”….and he was also J.Lo’s guy….because that’s just how dialed in she is into manipulating her fans….

White people like her too, and probably think she is still hot…allowing her and all her money to continue her money making hustle….instead of just relaxing cuz gotta keep that legacy growing if you can…why not….and it could be worse, I mean I’ve seen 50 year old women…and they don’t look anything like this…so I’ll buy into the J.Lo Hype today…for America…on Memorial Day…cuz someone died for this, probably an aborted fetus for the stem cells she eats to stay young looking….

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2019

20

May

Jennifer Lopez Slutty of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty TIts Thong

You’d thinking that Jennifer Lopez would hang up her slut gear and lay back and age gracefully, like a normal 50 year old mom….but she’s J.Lo and she’ll do whatever the fuck it takes to stay on top, including but not limited to being slutty in a music video at 50 years old, with Steve Aoki, who all the young kids love almost as much as they love Diplo, in what is clearly an attempt to open up new audiences, make some more stupid level of money, cuz thanks to being rich, face injections, and the ability to train and eat well…she’s not as disgusting as most 50 year olds…

I guess it takes a certain ego, to climb out of the “Block”…cuz remember this is Jenny from the Block….to become J.Lo….and that ego isn’t about to simmer down just cuz it should based on all logic presented….like that she’s 50…she’s just gonna keep doing this into he 90s…so we should start getting used to her old tits and ass being shameless…cuz she can be relevant like the young girls too.

Jennifer Lopez Slutty TIts Thong

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2019

11

Apr

Jennifer Lopez 50 Year Old Pussy Flash of the Day

Jennifer Lopez 50 Year old Pussy Flash

Jennifer Lopez is out of control….

These are some screenshots from a Music video. We assumed they were from her wedding to A-Rod but turns out we were wrong.

I find it amazing that a woman with so much success and money is presenting herself like a cheap cuban whore in 1950s Miami trying to make some money for a meal…..

She probably finds it amazing cuz she’s an egotistical cunt and that’s how egos work, they love themselves so deeply that anything they do is amazing, especially when it involves being as half naked as possible…

Other older bitches are probably excited cuz at 50, J.Lo pulled off showing everyone her bare ass before it falls off or melts away when she gts the cancer or other old people diseases….

Dudes probably love it cuz dudes are simple minded and see an ass they jerked off to 4 decades ago….

I find it offensive that the MTV and YOUTUBES and wherever else this bitch promotes herself through don’t consider this fetish porn…old lady fetish porn…when far less racy shit gets deleted when it isn’t of J.Lo…cuz the world is hypocrites.

I am all for girls being naked, half naked, slutty, feminist and empowered…I mean naked women are my favorite kind of women…I am even in support of someone at 50 doing something like this….if it was like a repressed wife, recently divorced, who took up fitness and dance class and is out to prove herself and live her dream.

I just find it weird when J.Lo does it, and she could be doing dozens of other things with their time, like raising their kids, working on their memoir, producing movies….being J.Lo and doing this is just some desperate for attention looking for validation shit….

She’s past the point of needing her bare ass to get her work…she used her bare ass to get work when it was at its prime and can retire it.

Weird.

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2019

12

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Oiled Up Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Oiled Up Bikini

J.Lo getting greased up…while her new husband…who she ridiculously is getting married to because rich people are bored and like to feel some sense of normalcy in their 45 marriages in their 55 years of being alive…it’s good marketing, it gets them in to the tabloids, they like the tabloids because the tabloids keep them relevant…as do bikini pics…

This oiled up greasy like the pig at the county fair you chase, the Peurto Rican icon who can’t even speak Spanish but who exploited the culture when in the 90s when the latin sensation happened…inspired by her ass…Oscars weren’t too white…these hispanics were fucking everywhere…making stupid money and still making stupid money all these years later…

I am sure she’s evil and not just because she’s an old lady in a bikini – which is evil.

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2019

07

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty

J Lo the 50 year old sweating because that’s what happens when you spend your entire day in the gym with the ROCK trying to do whatever you fucking can to stay hot…knowing that time is your enemy on this one…but money is your best friend because you can pay all kinds of people as much as they want cuz you’re that rich to buy injections, trainers like the Rock, who probably does it for free…it’s good clickbait for all of them….and nutritionists and chefs…cuz one thing we know about J.Lo is that she’s a fucking tyrant who takes every opportunity and wants all the money for her damn self to be some kind of hero to her ego that is already probably insanely huge…like the ass that made her famous in the first place.

It’s pretty inspiring that she looks this good in her 50s…but you can too..if you’re as rich as J.Lo…and The Rock…stupid money in this pic…they probably laugh about it togther as all you commoners SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON…feeding into their LIES.

J Lo The Rock Workout

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2019

29

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Jennifer Lopez posted up this workout video because she wants to teach everyone proper form.

This is not her attempt to get views from perverts who like her ass….and ass that was the basis of 98 percent of her marketing in 1990s….back when she wasn’t in her 80s.

This is her being an influencer and sharing the wealth of knowledge she gets from working with the best of the best, passing it onto you schlubs, who can’t afford the knowledge…it’s her sharing cuz she’s caring…about building the audience to monetize the fuck out of as she stays relevant cuz she’s fucking J.Lo…not actually fucking J.Lo…I mean I am sure she fucks J.Lo hard all the time…her DILDO collection likely huge and luxurious…probably made of expensive shit like Elephant Tusk and Skulls from th Catacombs….but here right now…she’s just showing off her ass in tight pants…

Enjoy if you can.

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2019

09

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar

Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous.

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2019

03

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings Big Ass

Another year gone by – another year J.Lo shows off her fat ass and pretends that she’s not pushing 50…or maybe she is 50…I don’t know these things. I am not Wikipedia and I didn’t like J.Lo when she was 20, 35 years ago, so I don’t like her in her liposuction, being an old evil hag, the mean Queen from Disney, trying to steal attention from actual young, hot talent.

But she’s Puerto Rican and they are loyal to their people who make it in the world…and for that she will continue performing til she dies…even if she doesn’t even know how to speak Spanish and that Puerto Rican angle is just an angle to break through back in the 90s when the industry allowed Latin people to be more than just I Love Lucy’s husband.

Point being…this is all a scam…a scam in leggings…really strong leggings…holding up her ass…

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2018

13

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini 6

I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore…

She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior…

Here is the video….

Dance dance.


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