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2018

18

May

J.Lo Striptease of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty On Stage in Lingerie Spreading her Legs

J.Lo just will not give up – because I guess that’s what happens when you are a self involved narcissistic freak who doesn’t want to accept that you are getting old, and irrelevant, but that instead you can work out all day, get face injections and try to defy science…and the fact that you are old…because you’re ego has you thinking you’re invincible, and your idiot fans buy into you, and your entourage suck up to you, so you just don’t get down…you’ve won, and will keep winning, even when you are losing, because people celebrate you almost as much as you celebrate yourself…

I don’t always mind that kind of stripper, I do prefer when they realize that they are that kind of stripper, and start offering discounts though, while J.Lo’s still charing full price, if not a premium, becasue she’s J.Lo and has that Nostalgic value…

Jennifer Lopez Slutty On Stage in Lingerie

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2018

10

May

Jennifer Lopez Bra Through Shirt of the Day

Jennifer Lopez knows that her latin fan base, fucking love her, and see her as an idol because she made it.

She’s not living in the ghetto, working at hotels or in the service industry. She has broke free from all that and become a huge star on all levels, in part to her ass, in part to culturally appropriating the life of a Mexican, in what would hopefully be seen as racist in this era of “A MEXICAN BETTER PLAY A MEXICAN THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE LIFE OF SELENA KNOWING A PUERTO RICAN PORTRAYED HER”…as culturally they are different, because Puerto Ricans are americans…but I guess people only get mad when white people play black people, and non trans people play trans people, I’m talking to you Felicity Huffman….

Point of the story is that despite being 100, she’s really trying to stay as hot as possible, on some Gloria Estefan shit, knowing that forever, until the end of time, the fans will still praise her…even though she can’t speak spanish, hasn’t bothered learning spanish, while that Spanish is her fucking lifeline….because she’s rich and lazy and doesn’t have to…

She just needs to wear slutty, clothes that aren’t age appropriate, and here she is….saying “look at my bra”….like the stripper on snapchat I follow…only J.Lo.

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2018

19

Apr

Jennifer Lopez in a Sports Bra of the Day

Jennifer Lopez psted a picture of herself 18 hours ago, doing a mirror selfie in some workout gear and it was almost erotic, not because it is J.LO an I’ve ever found her hot, but because it was shameless instagram selfies by narcissistic assholes, who even in their 50s, still like to look at themselves in the mirror and pose like some kind of sex worker, so much so that they share it with their loyal pervert fans that helped create them, even if they are marketed as high level, A List, high priced….they doing the same stunts eager whores are…because clearly this is how the world works….bitches like taking provocative selfies for people who like looking at provocative selfies…no matter what walk of life, bank account, color these motherfuckers are…forcing us to navigate through so much slutty selfie content, even slutty selfie content we don’t want to see, like a 50 year old J.Lo…who should just fucking simmer down and accept that she’s done alot, made a lot, and has fans that love her….she doesn’t need to be whoring like a Puerto Rican from the Bronx working at some strip club for Wall Street dudes in the 80s…like J.Lo probably grew up around back when she was 30 years old in the fucking 80s…

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2018

16

Mar

J.Lo’s Tits for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez upside down tits in a red dress

J.Lo sweet chariot never gonna stop showing her tits now that she’s old enough to have tits – because she wants to make it clear to the world that she’s more than just an ass….she’s a triple threat…from singing and dancing to acting to fucking famous men to marrying a skeleton and breeding with him…to now ending up happy in love with a rod A.Rod….

She just doesn’t go the fuck away, because the ego, the eagerness to make money and to be adorned by her fans, who see her as some hispanic icon…is just what she thinks is her higher calling or purpose…thanks to the hispanics never turning their back on one of their own..

She’s unfortunately an “Industry”…and “empire” like Beyonce or whatever…and I find it irritating that she won’t back down and just find younger version of her to buy / sign / build up / exploit…but like the old ego, old hen, not wanting to let go, she probably doesn’t let women in the same room as her…but only a team of men on payroll telling her how hot she is.

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2017

22

Aug

Jennifer Lopez in Paper Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t look like Jennifer Lopez in this photoshoot for Paper magazine, thanks to being hold, photoshopped, re-built with face fillers to keep her taught hispanic skin aging nicely, you know combined with all her expensive creams and baby fetuses she orders from the mother country to bathe in, girl will keep on going…and her fans will fucking celebrate accordingly…because they are loyal, she is their beacon of hope, and despite being average at best of a performer, even patronizing, but pandering, brainwashing and manipulating…she can’t do wrong…they are committed to her and she’s just keep cashing in…

You can tell it’s Jennifer Lopez because it’s so fucking flashy, loud and all things she is, that’s how people notice her..

I just don’t know where she’s hiding her 50 but fit ass…that’s what made her, that’s what you want to make it you want to jerk off to her, it’s like all the pics should be of her ass…it has worked for her, and continues to work for her, but only one pic…seems like a rip off, probably something anyone who bought ticket to a J.Lo show probably feel.

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2014

19

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage for the People Awards of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50…

So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…..

But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader.

But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Sep

Nicki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez and Rita Ora Celebrate Booty at Fashion Rocks of the Day

Everyone is so excited by the fact that Bieber stripped down at the Fashion Rocks event, and by everyone I mean the host Ryan Seacrest, he lives for that little man’s body…it’s all part of being a creepy fucking homo who likes people who dance and make money…

Well, it’s pretty clear that the real star of Fashion week this year, or at least the Fashion rocks party, or I guess the media and sexuality, is the BOOTY…it’s very instyle and 3 top starlets, who despite being talentless, or at least annoying about their success…brought out their booties, and I wasn’t there to capture the moment…but the internet was…so here…

Here’s Rita Ora’s Booty

Here’s J.Lo singing about booty…

Here’s Nicki Minaj Shaking Her Booty

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2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Ass is 100 Years Old of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is 100 years old, and this is her ass in pants that should offend me, because that whole mom dressing like her tween offends me, even though I know they are just craving male attention and male attention craving is something I look for in girls…..it usually gets them more naked and willing to do dirty things – like facials….and anal and all the other stuff they learned in their horrible marriages with either bored husbands or the men they cheated with…

ALl this to say, even at 100, in the right ass lifting pants, this is strangely hot…and I hate J.Lo for making me think that.

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2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Slutty in Elle UK of the Day

I wonder if J.Lo will ever realize that she’s a bit too old to be spreading her bikini panty ass in magazines…no matter how fit, or how many hispanic people still think she’s the greatest thing to crawl out of the Bronx, or wherever she’s from to achieve international success, in part due to the loyalty of the hispanic community, who accepted her and will never let her die, kind of like what they did with Jesus and the Catholic church…it’s like get over it already you taco eating freaks…the more you encourage it, the weirder it gets…..and I think this ass pic is just out of context and fucking weird…but not as weird as her promo video for her song BOOTY…I mean this is a mom and divorcee…what the hell is going on here…scared to retire and count her money, scared to age, addicted to the positive reinforcement…

Weird…but here she is being the BOTOX MONSTER in Elle UK …

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2014

22

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Selfie of the Day

In case you didn’t know, Jennifer Lopez is pretty fucking high maintenance. I guess that is what happens when you’re a vapid twat the world seems to think is talented. You know the kind of girl who is living her dreams – worth a fortune – and who still seems to think it is ok to TWERK.

She posted this video her sister, who I assume is her sister, posted. If you aren’t too turned off by the horrible accent she’s got, you know straight to the core of all your rage…you’ll see her calling out her sister for being ridiculous – because of how dolled up she is at the pool…hair/make-up/a wrap – always ready for a paparazzi invasion – just in case…gotta look her best…

She also posted the above bikini pic, cuz I guess when the paparazzi aren’t there, she is, and that’s enough to get a bikini pic from the right angle – to keep the vanity train rollin’….

I hate to admit it, especially considering her age, but her body is good.

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2014

17

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Twerking of the Day

I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that Jennifer Lopez is twerking in her new video, despite being 90 years old….or that on mute, I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking….

I mean normally, when I see an washed up, played out, fat ass bitch shaking her ass like she was still having sex with Diddy….I would laugh…because moms aren’t supposed to behave like this…not even when they work as strippers to help pay for formula….

But I like watching Jennifer Lopez twerking…I mean I wasn’t even into her at her prime…and I am not into her now…but this shit is hypnotic, like a slow motion train wreck, with more effort, planning, training…and spandex…

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2014

30

May

Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez has a fat ass…and apparently unlike any decent human being…she doesn’t believe that when you’re over 40 and a mom you should invest in a one-piece…

She’s the kind of girl who is a victim of positive reinforcement. You can be guaranteed that no one has ever told her that she’s fat, ugly, useless, etc…even if she is..

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2014

12

May

Jennifer Lopez Zombie Walk of the Day

Someone posted this picture of Jennifer Lopez on facebook.

They saw her shopping, and all I saw was some evil money grubbing zombie walking like she was some kind of possessed demon on her way to eat our souls after brainwashing us with her shitty acting, music and everything else she’s polluted our culture, and the culture of rich evil dictators she has danced for in exchange or money, with…

She’s the fucking worst, but this picture makes me laugh.

Maybe it’s all the meds, maybe she is just the fucking zombie you’d assume she was…created to make rich people more rich…or maybe she just shit her pants…who cares, it’s fucking J.Lo, I can’t believe I’m even posting this.

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2014

14

Mar

Jennifer Lopez is Too Old for New Music Video Porn of the Day

I don’t know if Jennifer Lopez is trying to do some hood shit, and pretend she’s not worth 250 million dollars, with songs featuring French Montana, trying to be ironic by mocking Hip Hop videos in mansions with bitches, but being a ratchet bitch, surrounded by gay men acting like music video girls…it’s pretty horrible…

I get what she’s doing here, but she’s the fucking worst…and the fact that I am posting it makes me want to kill myself, but then again that just may be everything else about my life, you can never be too sure….

I didn’t watch the whole thing…but the first 30 seconds were the worst…but I will say that the song is called “I Love You Papi”…I don’t really understand the reference because J.Lo is 100 years old, and any Papi she may have died in the 90s…or is living at the old folks home.and unless this is a tribute to his life…I don’t understand the reference at all…It must be a hispanic thing, where you can never be too old to wear spandex, dance around, and call a man papi like a little slut just trying to make another 100 million…

What a joke.

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2013

27

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Showing her Nipple of the Day

I’m thankful these J.Lo mom nipple in her 50s slip from a photoshoot…aren’t J.Lo mom pussy slips…

Not because I fear pussy, but because I fear J.Lo pussy…

It’s one of those pussies that I am sure eats you up and spits you out…leaving you confused and wondering what just happened….because how else did she get this famous with average looks and average booty…it’s gotta stem from the pussy’s evil powers…

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