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2019

29

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Jennifer Lopez posted up this workout video because she wants to teach everyone proper form.

This is not her attempt to get views from perverts who like her ass….and ass that was the basis of 98 percent of her marketing in 1990s….back when she wasn’t in her 80s.

This is her being an influencer and sharing the wealth of knowledge she gets from working with the best of the best, passing it onto you schlubs, who can’t afford the knowledge…it’s her sharing cuz she’s caring…about building the audience to monetize the fuck out of as she stays relevant cuz she’s fucking J.Lo…not actually fucking J.Lo…I mean I am sure she fucks J.Lo hard all the time…her DILDO collection likely huge and luxurious…probably made of expensive shit like Elephant Tusk and Skulls from th Catacombs….but here right now…she’s just showing off her ass in tight pants…

Enjoy if you can.

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2019

09

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Harpers Bazaar

Jennifer Lopez is done, been done, still living…in this still famous, always famous, even though fame doesn’t matter, since everyone is famous, or obsessed with getting famous, focused on their own fame to bother noticing someone elses fame, except when that fame is decades old, like it is with J.LO, or the Kardashians, or J.Lo trying to be a Kardashian…to which they focus on and create cultural events around…while all J.Lo wants is people to still jack off to her and to pay for her bullshit music / movies / TV….what can’t this overachieving bitch do….it’s ridiculous.

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2019

03

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings Big Ass

Another year gone by – another year J.Lo shows off her fat ass and pretends that she’s not pushing 50…or maybe she is 50…I don’t know these things. I am not Wikipedia and I didn’t like J.Lo when she was 20, 35 years ago, so I don’t like her in her liposuction, being an old evil hag, the mean Queen from Disney, trying to steal attention from actual young, hot talent.

But she’s Puerto Rican and they are loyal to their people who make it in the world…and for that she will continue performing til she dies…even if she doesn’t even know how to speak Spanish and that Puerto Rican angle is just an angle to break through back in the 90s when the industry allowed Latin people to be more than just I Love Lucy’s husband.

Point being…this is all a scam…a scam in leggings…really strong leggings…holding up her ass…

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2018

13

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Bikini 6

I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore…

She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior…

Here is the video….

Dance dance.


Jennifer Lopez Dancing in a BikiniJennifer Lopez Dancing in a Bikini

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2018

31

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty for Fashion Magazine 2

Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain.

This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering…

I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be…

Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done…

Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look…

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2018

29

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty Instagram Thot Yellow Bikini

The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years…

Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo.

Garbage.

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2018

18

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Big Tits and Pussy Print Orange Bodysuit

RACY….J.Lo….has got all fucking out of control with her erotica posted to the social media for her fans to jerk off to.

Tits out at 50 years old. Half naked at 50 years old. Doing it to inspire other women that they can be fierce at 50 if they are worth 100s of millions of dollars and can afford a staff to keep them in shape and on the right diet with the right amount of sleep….or maybe it’s to let the other 50 year olds know that she’s better than them, hotter than them, and it’s her ego that got her to J.Lo status…just manifesting in different levels of “look at me I’m amazing”….

I never found J.Lo hot, but I do find it interesting how she likes to focus on her tits more than her ass that made her relevant in the 90s…maybe the ass is depleted and tired…saggy and depressing and the tits are new and exciting…I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s pandering because that’s what she does, to the hispanic market who look at her as a beacon of hope…to the whites who hope to hire a maid or capture an illegal like her, and the blacks who like her caramel skin…while the Asians and Indians (dot not feather) are too busy computer programming and making sex dolls to notice….

Jennifer Lopez Big Tits and Ass Orange Bodysuit

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2018

27

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Ass Cameltoe Tits Fitness Erotica

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together can be considered Fitness….or erotica….just because she’s in a fitness outfit like pretty much every mom aged woman who doesn’t have a day job on any given day of the week.

Everyone and their fucking fitness gear….

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together are a product of fitness, you know all those cross fit girls, who claim to be girls, but who are clearly men, have those legs rubbing together from their back squat, front squat, all squats…..while other women who have legs rub together, that they need to talc cuz otherwise they get heat rash, carpet burn, chaffing…..before they go to Disney, the mall or to another fast food joint….are just fat chicks…

So hard to tall whether J.Lo is a fat chick, or a fit chick, or a bit of both, but we do know she only exists because she carries her weight in her ass, that’s how we know her as Jenny from the Block people….without that fat ass…she’d just be working as a stripper, cuz you know girl likes being on stage…she just happened to luck out at what stage she ended up on…

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2018

13

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples and Ass in Leggings on a Yacht

This is Jennifer Lopez saying she’s more than just an ass, she’s also some tits with hard nipples that I guess she got when she got pregnant with Skeletor’s baby…

She is applying the same logic as she applied to over achieving in the entertainment industry, she can sing, she can act, she can dance, she can manipulate rich men, she can win over producers, she can do a fake Hispanic American accent and pretend to be relatable to her people…who buy into her because their own American government doesn’t acknowledge them and they need something from the country they have passports from to give them a beacon of hope.

J.Lo nipples are all part of her fucking scamming.

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2018

25

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Birthday Tits in a Bikini

It’s a celebration motherfuckers……J.Lo is old as fuck…but proud of her body….so she’s out in her bikini clickbaiting….to show off to the other 50 year olds that if you’re a psycho rich person with a team of people handling everything your ego can thrive because you don’t have to age as terribly as you normally would if you worked a shit job at a fast food chain like the other Puerto Ricans in your hood….not everyone has the narcissism to be Jenny from the Block…but people amazingly think she’s wonderful, talented, a real fucking star and they celebrate her, and her booty, and I guess her old lady body she’s not about to retire because there’s more money to be made…she hasn’t made enough of it yet…and I guess it’s a nice photo to print up and put on your fridge to motivate your obese wife to stop making excuses.

Jennifer Lopez Birthday Tits in a Bikini

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