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2018

18

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Big Tits and Pussy Print Orange Bodysuit

RACY….J.Lo….has got all fucking out of control with her erotica posted to the social media for her fans to jerk off to.

Tits out at 50 years old. Half naked at 50 years old. Doing it to inspire other women that they can be fierce at 50 if they are worth 100s of millions of dollars and can afford a staff to keep them in shape and on the right diet with the right amount of sleep….or maybe it’s to let the other 50 year olds know that she’s better than them, hotter than them, and it’s her ego that got her to J.Lo status…just manifesting in different levels of “look at me I’m amazing”….

I never found J.Lo hot, but I do find it interesting how she likes to focus on her tits more than her ass that made her relevant in the 90s…maybe the ass is depleted and tired…saggy and depressing and the tits are new and exciting…I don’t have the answers.

I just know that she’s pandering because that’s what she does, to the hispanic market who look at her as a beacon of hope…to the whites who hope to hire a maid or capture an illegal like her, and the blacks who like her caramel skin…while the Asians and Indians (dot not feather) are too busy computer programming and making sex dolls to notice….

Jennifer Lopez Big Tits and Ass Orange Bodysuit

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2018

27

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Ass Cameltoe Tits Fitness Erotica

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together can be considered Fitness….or erotica….just because she’s in a fitness outfit like pretty much every mom aged woman who doesn’t have a day job on any given day of the week.

Everyone and their fucking fitness gear….

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together are a product of fitness, you know all those cross fit girls, who claim to be girls, but who are clearly men, have those legs rubbing together from their back squat, front squat, all squats…..while other women who have legs rub together, that they need to talc cuz otherwise they get heat rash, carpet burn, chaffing…..before they go to Disney, the mall or to another fast food joint….are just fat chicks…

So hard to tall whether J.Lo is a fat chick, or a fit chick, or a bit of both, but we do know she only exists because she carries her weight in her ass, that’s how we know her as Jenny from the Block people….without that fat ass…she’d just be working as a stripper, cuz you know girl likes being on stage…she just happened to luck out at what stage she ended up on…

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2018

13

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples and Ass in Leggings on a Yacht

This is Jennifer Lopez saying she’s more than just an ass, she’s also some tits with hard nipples that I guess she got when she got pregnant with Skeletor’s baby…

She is applying the same logic as she applied to over achieving in the entertainment industry, she can sing, she can act, she can dance, she can manipulate rich men, she can win over producers, she can do a fake Hispanic American accent and pretend to be relatable to her people…who buy into her because their own American government doesn’t acknowledge them and they need something from the country they have passports from to give them a beacon of hope.

J.Lo nipples are all part of her fucking scamming.

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2018

25

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is 49 of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Birthday Tits in a Bikini

It’s a celebration motherfuckers……J.Lo is old as fuck…but proud of her body….so she’s out in her bikini clickbaiting….to show off to the other 50 year olds that if you’re a psycho rich person with a team of people handling everything your ego can thrive because you don’t have to age as terribly as you normally would if you worked a shit job at a fast food chain like the other Puerto Ricans in your hood….not everyone has the narcissism to be Jenny from the Block…but people amazingly think she’s wonderful, talented, a real fucking star and they celebrate her, and her booty, and I guess her old lady body she’s not about to retire because there’s more money to be made…she hasn’t made enough of it yet…and I guess it’s a nice photo to print up and put on your fridge to motivate your obese wife to stop making excuses.

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2018

18

May

J.Lo Striptease of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty On Stage in Lingerie Spreading her Legs

J.Lo just will not give up – because I guess that’s what happens when you are a self involved narcissistic freak who doesn’t want to accept that you are getting old, and irrelevant, but that instead you can work out all day, get face injections and try to defy science…and the fact that you are old…because you’re ego has you thinking you’re invincible, and your idiot fans buy into you, and your entourage suck up to you, so you just don’t get down…you’ve won, and will keep winning, even when you are losing, because people celebrate you almost as much as you celebrate yourself…

I don’t always mind that kind of stripper, I do prefer when they realize that they are that kind of stripper, and start offering discounts though, while J.Lo’s still charing full price, if not a premium, becasue she’s J.Lo and has that Nostalgic value…

Jennifer Lopez Slutty On Stage in Lingerie

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2018

10

May

Jennifer Lopez Bra Through Shirt of the Day

Jennifer Lopez knows that her latin fan base, fucking love her, and see her as an idol because she made it.

She’s not living in the ghetto, working at hotels or in the service industry. She has broke free from all that and become a huge star on all levels, in part to her ass, in part to culturally appropriating the life of a Mexican, in what would hopefully be seen as racist in this era of “A MEXICAN BETTER PLAY A MEXICAN THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE LIFE OF SELENA KNOWING A PUERTO RICAN PORTRAYED HER”…as culturally they are different, because Puerto Ricans are americans…but I guess people only get mad when white people play black people, and non trans people play trans people, I’m talking to you Felicity Huffman….

Point of the story is that despite being 100, she’s really trying to stay as hot as possible, on some Gloria Estefan shit, knowing that forever, until the end of time, the fans will still praise her…even though she can’t speak spanish, hasn’t bothered learning spanish, while that Spanish is her fucking lifeline….because she’s rich and lazy and doesn’t have to…

She just needs to wear slutty, clothes that aren’t age appropriate, and here she is….saying “look at my bra”….like the stripper on snapchat I follow…only J.Lo.

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2018

19

Apr

Jennifer Lopez in a Sports Bra of the Day

Jennifer Lopez psted a picture of herself 18 hours ago, doing a mirror selfie in some workout gear and it was almost erotic, not because it is J.LO an I’ve ever found her hot, but because it was shameless instagram selfies by narcissistic assholes, who even in their 50s, still like to look at themselves in the mirror and pose like some kind of sex worker, so much so that they share it with their loyal pervert fans that helped create them, even if they are marketed as high level, A List, high priced….they doing the same stunts eager whores are…because clearly this is how the world works….bitches like taking provocative selfies for people who like looking at provocative selfies…no matter what walk of life, bank account, color these motherfuckers are…forcing us to navigate through so much slutty selfie content, even slutty selfie content we don’t want to see, like a 50 year old J.Lo…who should just fucking simmer down and accept that she’s done alot, made a lot, and has fans that love her….she doesn’t need to be whoring like a Puerto Rican from the Bronx working at some strip club for Wall Street dudes in the 80s…like J.Lo probably grew up around back when she was 30 years old in the fucking 80s…

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