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2017

11

Sep

Jessica Alba See Thru / Nipple / Pregnant Mom Tit of the Day

Jessica Alba in a see through bra

Jessica Alba wore a mesh bra under her tank top…a mesh bra that was exposed when her tank top was strategically pulled out of the way, showing the world her mom tit, that I am assuming is still a pregnant tit, because I remember she announced that she was pregnant – but don’t really keep track of her cycles or remember when that was…

I just know that this tit was golden tit we all wanted to see 20 years ago..and now it’s just whatever tit, trying to keep up in the tit game, because everyone shows tit, even if it’s not at its tit best, but it is still Alba Tit….

I like how she makes shameless look so casual and “omg how did this tit pic happen”….that’s talent I knew she had but never figured out why she had it.

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2017

01

Aug

Jessica Alba Tits of the Day

Jessica Alba shook her mom tits while making a mom joke about them being hormonal and milk filled because if you know anything about pregnant women – they are disgusting, they know they are disgusting, and only have their tits to carry them through the pregancy and often times the first year of being a new mom, thanks to it being the only thing their husbands want to look at or fuck, but also because their pussies are shredded and can’t be fucked.

I guess what I am saying is that Alba, even knowing she’s an old Alba, knows to use the tits for that attention that makes her feel good now that she can’t cheat on her husband with actual celebrities for a while, since that’d be weird….seeing as she’s got his baby, or what they think is their baby up in her..

Point being…

I’m into this mom tit thing..

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2017

25

Jul

ALba Thick Ass Mom to Be in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is pregnant, but not overly pregnant yet, you know the right amount of pregnant where her body just thickens up in a weird fat ass way, and where you can’t knock her up no matter how much you cum in her, which in and of itself is a highlight…if you’re into getting her well documented herpes…and if you’re into a girl well past her prime, but still pretty good, because she’s a vapid LA person and that’s all part of what they are about, I mean she was a celeb before the face of a billion dollar brand…manipulating us all…but that round ass..it’s good to look at, so juicy and delicious…that even if you hate Alba and all she represents..like you were her husband demanding a paternity test cuz you can’t trust bitches these days….

I don’t know where I’m going with this…other than JUICY…and worth thinking about sticking your fingers up inside…..you know to help massage her pregnancy from the inside out…

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2017

20

Jul

Pregnant Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if you knocked up or seemingly knocked up Jessica Alba and built a billion dollar company off her back, would you insist on a paternity test to make sure that her cheating vagina, because she’s ultimately hollywood obsessed and there is no way she doesn’t bang other celebrities, producers, or directors….at least according to my friend…who seems to know all about these things…like a Asspergers when it comes to celebrity cunt….

Or do you just accept the little white jewish looking kid as your own….

I mean I know none of those questions matter and you just focus on the breast feeding…a mom of three addicted to breeding…maybe she can’t abort…who cares…she doesn’t look so bad…I’m into it…

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2017

17

Jul

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba bores me but she’s on Vacation with her fake family, sure they crawled out of her womb, but you know the husband thing is just a front she used to get a billion dollar company, when she’s not out sucking producer, actor and director dick to validate her career in entertainment, something she craves….and wants…it’s obvious….she just knows the tech company is what’s making her the real money…so ride that out..while riding out other celebs behind his back…because that’s the kind of woman she is….a self involved twat that’s been shredded by kids…

People still like her, in her old age, so here she is.

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2015

28

Jan

Jessica Alba Fitness of the Day

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Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…

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2015

26

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Thigh Gap in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is a hot bodied mom, who you may remember as being an it girl everyone wanted to have sex with, despite being Mexican, before settling down and becoming a billionaire with a brand of organic baby products…and I guess whoring herself out to endorse products for money is pretty much her thing…and these bikini pics of her from her instagram, the thigh gap one has since been removed, because I guess she is not relatable to all the fat moms pushing 40 who love her, and give her money, but that thanks to the internet will live on forever…

I mean this body…is crazy…

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2015

09

Jan

Jessica Alba is in a Bikini of the Day

In the event that you are living in the past, and you probably are, because you have nothing going on in the present, and no prospects for the future, and the only thing that was good was the glimmer of hope your life wouldn’t be like this 10 years ago, which at the time wasn’t the glory days, but in these times is…

Then you’ll appreciate your crush, Jessica Alba, who has gone on to make hundreds of millions of dollars, with this ass, thanks to shitting out a couple of babies, destroying her vagina, a small price to pay for the benjamins….in a bikini…posing with Cocktail shrimp.


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2015

06

Jan

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba’s mom ass in a bikini…..but it’s not just any mom ass…it is a mom ass that was an it-girl in a handful of shitty movies…who with the help of her business man husband..was able to convert that fleeting fame that only existed because she was a hot Mexican and Mexican’s cleaning toilets around America…and Mexicans sneaking across the border…turned to her as their beacon of hope..coupled with dudes being fucking perverts…who thought she was hot as fuck…into a billion dollars.

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2014

01

Dec

Jessica Alba’s In a Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans…

Here she is working out….

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2014

24

Nov

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

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This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

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2014

10

Nov

Jessica Alba’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Alba’s got some weirdo fucking cleavage going on…not that it matters to any Jessica Alba fans, those fuckers spent too many years obsessing over her pre-pregnancy, that they accepted her post pregnancy, and that they’d do anything to do with her as she pushes 40, because they look in the mirror, at their lives, and realize she’s a hell of a lot better, even now that she’s old and fat, and worth a billion dollars, than what they have going on….you know committed to a girl they’ve never met and who would never give them the time of day, because I guess she’s too busy wearing stupid dresses that make her tits look shitty…at some baby event…because she’s into that kind of scamming….good times.

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2014

31

Oct

Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business…

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2014

18

Aug

Jessica Alba’s First Pitch of the Day

I think the highlight of this video is when the white girl wasted, who sounds like a whining valley girl says “She’s So Cute I Love Her, Like OHMIGAWWWWWD, I Can’t Even, I mean I literally Can’t”…where they go on to discuss who she is married to, Cash Warren, a behind the scenes guy no one should be aware exists because it’s useless information unless you are doing business with Alba/using her name to make everyone stupid money…reminding me that young people have no idea what’s up or what’s important.

That said…if baseball pitches are your fetish…love this.

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2014

14

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day

This is amazing. Probably some of Jessica Alba’s best work. Far better than the time she was on all fours in a bikini pre babies. Far better than her birthing a bunch of kids….this is just her VS the wind…

The wind is my second favorite element from nature to do pervert shit, flash rainstorms on girls in white shirts being my my first….

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