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2019

24

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is out here doing overhead squats at the gym, over a toilet, you know to know she’s getting deep enough, while being able to laugh at it with her social media fans, in some gym humor I guess you need to spend time at the gym to really understand…

If you know people who crossfit, you’ll know they all have their own weirdo cross fit jokes, like some kind of secret society that isn’t so secret because they all fucking talk about their cross fit all the time…

There is a theory that Kate Beckinsale doesn’t actually exist, that she is just CGI, you know a computer generated animation…because how else does a 45 or 50 year old woman still look as good as she did when she was just a young single mom rich kid, getting that fat child support check to help create and raise her slut daughter – who had titty pics leaked last week…but who’s lawyer came at me for posting…

But then again, maybe Kate Beckinsale is this fit, because she works at it all day, since she’s rich and has nothing else to do with herself..

WHO knows….here’s her gym pic.

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2019

03

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Slutty Tube Top of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Tube Top

I had a theory that Kate Beckinsale is just a nerd troll against the nerd population, and is not actually real…

You know, that she’s just CGI, or some kind of visual effects project, like an animation…

I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades ago and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….because she just doesn’t age and all girls AGE…..

Maybe any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped after the face, because she’s not quite famous enough to matter or be noticed at an event…so that she can just place herself there.

It’s not like she’s in movies..so clearly she’s gotta be a myth..a fantasy…your fantasy…you pervert weirdo jerking off to a myth…

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2019

14

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is one of the people paying for her daughter to get into school, because she does have a slutty daughter, you would assume needs to have her admissions test forged by an insider, because she’s slutty on social media and I like to assume that sluts can’t be smart even though sluts are smart for being sluts..easy way to get where they want to go to manipulate…

I do know that Kate Beckinsale loves the attention she’s getting, the being seen as the ot chick she’s always been seen as, out there fucking 20 year old dudes…some who may be her daughter’s friends…because old rich women can be as perverted as old rich men..but in Beckinsale’s case…she’s hotter thank most 25 year old women..so it seems less creepy…but I don’t know how many miles that cunt has on her….but like any used car…it’s likely rolled back and this outfit is like the paintjob that you get distracted by and buy into..without looking at the actual engine…or smelling it to make sure there are no leaks.

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2019

04

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Nipples

Kate Beckinsale is back in conversation because she’s fucking Ariana Grande’s boyfriend from SNL and her very loyal, weirdo, pervert fans are very mad about it…

So in the last few months, we’ve seen more of Kate Beckinsale than for the years before….since Underworld…her movie franchise that probably made her a ton of money, not that she needed money, her parents were rich and famous in their own right, and so was her husband who she got knocked up by 18 years ago…where she created Lily Mo Sheen….Charlie Sheen’s child…CLICK TO SEE Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex

Making her a weird science experiment, which her virgin nerd fans embraced and loved….firstly as someone from the UK, she’s supposed to genetically not be able to get hot…the UK generally an ugly place with bad teeth and grey skin….at least outside of London in the countryside amongst the working class…just a bunch of gloomy fucking Chimney sweepers who eat nothing but potatoes and stew while chainsmoking…..and secondly as a mom who had her vagina ripped out of her to create a child….only to become a nerd icon…

It’s a weird story, but she’ got big cleavage, still looks good and here she is out there getting noticed…

Some say you can see her nipple, I am not some….I don’t see shit…but Kate Beckinsale and for her fans…that is always enough…you fucking weirdos.

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Here she is making out with her lover Pete Davidson. She’s 45 and her probablly has a huge cock and celebs are weirdos who do weird things…

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2018

19

Dec

Blurry Kate Beckinsale Fitness Porn of the Day

You gotta be a serious weirdo Kate Beckinsale fan to get into this shit quality Kate Beckinsale Content…and the good news for Kate Beckinsale is that her fans are consistent fucking weirdos who like all things Kate Beckinsale…even though she’s old..they don’t care because they grew up together, they are old too, watching her maintain the same body all these years as her vagina greys, and her face starts to sag…cuz you can only bullshit your hotness for too long…eventually you just need to rely on the socially awkward fans who think they are dating you…or that you’re the best out there compared to the pigs, the literal pigs in their dad’s farm they live on cuz society scares their hick on disability asses….but the star of underworld…yeah…she’s better than that….

Here she is straddling a chair…

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2018

13

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Tongue of the Day

Hey sick fucks. Here is Kate Beckinsale getting her tongue out there because she knows her pervert fans are so into her that it is on a weird level and in being so into her just the most insignificany thing she does makes them jack off…

From Underworld vampire nonsense to eternal life as the chick in Underworld who ages well thanks to science.

She as a 19 year old kid….which means 19 years for her Pussy to recover…so get in on it before menopause makes her gross to jack off to.

Not that you care about gross.

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2018

19

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Asscrack of the Day

kate beckinsale asscrack black backless dress

Kate Beckinsale has really fucking weird fans, who write really creepy comments about her…

I don’t know where she found them all, or why she got dialed right into the virgin loser nerd crowd that never give up on her…

I do know why she’s posting up these moments in her life, where she has her ass crack out, in a playful and silly way….and that is because despite being 100 and having a 20 year old kid because that’s how old she is…she’s still a slutty rich girl..with an awesome body despite being 100 years old and having a 20 year old daughter…she barely ages..which helps the virgin loser nerd crown into her stay focused on the task at hand…jerking off to her like they jerked off to her in the late 90s…

Some of the comments on this pic on her social media that make me feel creeped out, cuz people are slimey as fuck…

“For a second I thought this was porntube. lol…. unzip”

“My God girl, it is almost too much to be able to see this.”

“Dream wife @katebeckinsale!! Watched everything you have ever done and will continue to watch anything you do. Fell in love with you on Serendipity! How Serendipitous is that ”

“The sleek curve of your back is what teenage girls pray to look like when they grow up! ???? You’re a blessed woman.”

“Ooops, just a teeny bit of booty crack…lol”

“You’re posts crack me up – love em”

“The view is great from here ”

“can’t forget about the sack ”

“You look more amazing each day, somehow. Those Dimples of Venus make me ahhhhhhh. ”

” Oh my God I’m So Excited I Can’t Believe Herbs Could Cure Herpes I had for 5 years! This worked like magic to me. I’m forever grateful.”

“We need to duplicate you for every guy. Everyone would be happy”

“You are just an ideal actress for the horror and action movies”

“Happy Thursday Kate and hope it was fun and beautiful and have a great and Beautiful night”

“OMG Kate! There’s that incredible back!!! ”

Why not just write something that makes sense like “I’d rip those pants more so that I can shove my face up there so far I can taste what you ate for your last meal”…

The internet is weird…..

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2018

21

Sep

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Tube Top Fetish of the Day

Madison Beer Hairy Belly Big Tits White Tube Top

Here’s Madison Beer, a Youtuber turned legit starlet thanks to the mainstream media is lazy and like spending their days on Instagram and Youtube trying to find the next popular thing, instead of actually digging through the crowds of people trying to make it out there, and going with the tried and tested and true people with a solid fan base – even if that fan base is fake followers bought – that doesn’t matter it’s all just part of the illusion….

The good thing about Madison Beer is that her mother helped put together this thing that is her career and personal brand by whoring her out and has let the world seen her big tits on a tiny frame as often as possible because big tits get hits…because they are big tits…and we like to look at them…and more importantly…we like to see them in tube tops busting out…so it’s good that it’s part of who she is as a performer…and human…makes for fun.

Here is Kate Beckinsale impersonating Madison Beer in the tube top – I guess it’s a Trend…

Kate Beckinsale Big Tits White Tubetop

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2018

06

Sep

Vampire Loving Nerds Love Kate Beckinsale’s Dress of the Day

The problem with blogs, myself included, is that our readers are fucking losers, like who goes to a fucking blog nowadays…old timers…

I’ve been doing this for 14 years, that’s fucking ridiculous, in the internet world that changes daily…I still post the same garbage day after day for the losers who still know what going to a website is and who feel like I do the work for them – so that they don’t have to…

But with catering to old losers, comes a lack of evolution in the pussy the obsess over…they are still into from 14 years ago…because the amazing thing about aging is that your interests don’t really change and I guess either does one of the nerd obssesions Kate Beckinsale…who at 50 still looks good…and not 50…

So I won’t hate you for your social awkward weirdness…on this one you’ll get a pass…because Kate Beckinsale like the vampire she played in Underworld, not that I saw Underworld, but assume she was a vampire in it…she’s almost a timeless irrelevant whore..

The nerds are going nuts for this outfit…It’s just a fucking dress people….get a grip…she’s not that great..fucking losers.

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2018

14

Aug

Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin Bikini Contest of the Day

When you’re old but still want to be click bait that people sexualize and jerk off to, even if you’re hanging off a thread, or a pubic hair as red as the devil’s dick like Kathy Griffen, while vampire Kate Beckinsale still looks good…

The whole world is one massive and horrible episode of AMerica’s Funniest Home Videos. Mindless shit…that is easy to manipulate…

But what I will say is that at least these two F through V listers who really don’t matter no matter how much Kate Beckinsale stays a vampire, or Kathy Griffen whines about Anderson Cooper dick….are not fat….

I hate fat chicks more than old skinny chicks in bikinis, whether they are ugly or hot or not, fat violates all things and is the ultimate worst…so this here…I don’t mind.

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