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2022

21

Mar

Laura Prepon Yoga Ass of the Day

I used to watch “That 70s Show”….it wasn’t as terrible as other shows on TV, despite how terrible the cast grew up to be….from FEZ fucking Demi Lovato to death…after fucking Lohan to death….and probably a few other starlets to death….big and Spanish is what they called him…..to Ashton and Mila becoming dot com Billionaire power couples that I’ll assume involved doing some mind control on Mila to suck her into Demi Moore’s lame fucking AIDS dick….but I guess she was the one doing the sucking….to Hyde becoming a fucking crazy rapist, a story I know very little about, but seems pretty fucking legit…he was always a Scientologist with this one…Lauren Prepon…I guess the only interesting cast member was Cheech….where are Kitty and Red now?

Anyway…if you watched That 70s show and that gang of losers, you probably didn’t give a fuck about the big girl Lauren Prepon who they called DONNA….except maybe for her big tits…but Mila Kunis was such a babe throughout it all, kinda hard to notice the dumpy bitch…even Eric’s sister was hotter…..

Well, somewhere out there, someone was jerking off to this creepy Scientologist’s tits, and now they can jerk off to her mid-40 year old ass…you know since she was likely born in the 70s….well past the cut-off birthdate for the true perverts out there…sitting in the middle aged no man land between dudes who get off to young bitches and dudes who get off to old bitches….

Her ass, in her self produced porn, probably a SCIENTOLOGY THING….looks like she’s got a diaper on, so I guess it could be worse…we could be forced to stare at her face instead…..KNOW YOUR ANGLES you monster.

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2014

20

Jun

Laura Prepon Scientology Teeths of the Day

Laura Prepon is a Scientologist who plays a lesbian on her TV show I’ve never seen, but that everyone loves, so I assume is some Josie and the Pussycat, brainwash the masses shit…especially since she’s a Scientologist, and already brain washed, despite not recognizing homosexuality in their religion, despite everyone in their religion being fucking homos…possibly the reason they are even Scientologists…you know “We can’t be gay, gay doesn’t exist”…

People are talking about her tits in this dress getting an award, but for some reason all I see is teeth. Maybe my destiny was to be a dentist and I feel off course…or maybe her Teeth are clashing with her face like some kind of bad outfit choice..

Who knows…but I guess it’s nice that there is life after That 70s show for more than just Asthon and Mila…

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2013

12

Jul

Laura Prepon Titties from Some Netflix Show of the Day


Apparently there is a Netflix original series that has decided to cast Laura Prepon, the tits from That 70s Show, that haven’t worked since That 70s show, that we would have been a lot more fun to stare at a decade ago, but that are still tits on TV, or on websites that have figured out a way to become TV for 7 dollars a month…

I don’t have netflix, I have never seen the shit, it’s about women’s prison, and as of now, I’ve seen the good parts..and I guess so have you.

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2007

25

Oct

I am – Laura Prepon Pregnancy Pictures of the Day

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I am no expert on pregnancy. There was a time when I was trying to keep an ex girlfriend around and figured the best way was to knock her up, so every chance I got to accidentally creampie her, I would. It never worked. There was another girl who wanted me to settle down and she thought that having a baby with me was the solution, without thinking about the fact that I was a deadbeat and couldn’t even take care of myself, but being the asshole that I am and excited about the fact that a chick actually wanted to carry my baby, because that’s pretty much the number one compliment you can get from a girl, I decided to spend a month trying to knock her up, before realizing how insane I was being. Lucky for me, years of hard living had killed my sperm harder than it killed my liver.

Now I don’t know if Laura Prepon is actually knocked up, but she is at Starbucks, and where I live all the maternity leave women spend hours a day in Starbucks because they have nothing else to do with themselves and need to get out, so I can only assume that she didn’t just gain weight, and her horizontal stripes aren’t working against her, because that shit’s supposed to make you look fat, I predict this is the early stages of her being knocked up because sometimes letting dudes come inside you feels like the right thing to do, until you realize you forgot to take your birth control pill and that you morally are pro-life and can’t get an abortion, even though everyone’s doing it because condoms are a thing of the past.

Let’s just hope her John Goodman Lookin’ motherfucker that she’s talking to, isn’t the baby daddy, cuz if the baby gets that metabolism, her vagina may break.

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2007

30

Mar

I am – Laura Prepon See-Thru Shirt of the Day

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I have this new pickup line for you virgins to try. Go to a club and tell the girl you are trying to sleep with about how awkward you feel being there. When she asks why, tell her that you’ve banged every single girl in the place and they are acting like they don’t know you. She’ll totally fall for it and think that you are amazing in bed because a guy like you can’t get pussy on your looks alone, you must have some real talent. The whole other issue is that girls love UGG boots, they wear these fucking things from no matter what walk of life they are walkin, they don’t care if they go to a party and every girl is in UGGS, if anything it makes them feel like they made the right choice. I am just telling you to be the next UGGS, but instead of keeping their feet warm, you’ll make the hate themselves for letting a guy like you in their junk…

I once knew a guy who banged hundreds of chicks, and he’d always ask girls to be whatever number he was onto, he’d be like “baby, you wanna be number 156” and it would work. Girls didn’t think Herpes when they got with him, they thought, “OMG 155 girls are onto this and I’m not, fuck that noise, I’m trendy too” and in return he’d give them HERPES but they’d only find out 6-8 weeks down the line….

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