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2017

11

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day

The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home…

So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people..

She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying..

But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him…

BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other…

It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist…

Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things..

Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention..

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2017

20

Sep

Lindsay Lohan at an Event of the Day

Lindsay Lohan bloated face at an event

I like to think that Lindsay Lohan is my spirit animal, that we are connected at the soul, that she is the most wonderful and relevant flower from heaven that has been chewed up and spat out by her parents and Hollywood, you know someone who was all the rage, getting all kinds of money, even though I’ve NEVER seen a Lohan movie in my life, but rather just saw the demise, the ego, the fame, the tits, the paparazzi, the partying, the destruction…the disappearing, the all her jobs going to Amanda Seyfried…it was a wild ride that we’ll never live out again because celebrity doesn’t exist anymore…

Well, she’s at an event, she’s left the house, in Europe, in Hiding, like Roman Polanski, still Lohan, still wonderful, just a bit more terrifying to look at…because I don’t really understand what the fuck I’m looking at…but apparently it’s our Queen and for that we bow down…even if she’s monstrous…the fact she’s LOHAN overpowers all….

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But it’s safe to say, she’s better suited for nude shoots, but maybe not in her current state, but in these Lindsay Lohan Throwback Playboy Nudes – Because – GREAT TITS NEVER DIE EVEN WHEN THEY DIE…because we have photographic evidence.

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2017

18

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day

In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant….

I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips…

A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber…

I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people….

She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity!

THANSK DINA…

Here’s some Bella Thorne in her Slutty Rave gear….because she’s a raver….

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2017

04

Sep

Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything

She is an angel sent from heaven.

You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”….

Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend…

Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On…

I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb…

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2017

30

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Reminds Me of an All Salt Diet of the DAy

Here’s some bloated Lohan wearing doing a little pre-masturbation seduction with some sexy music, laying in bed…rolling around…likely medicated….and ready to be date raped…some girls…usually ones exploited by their parents at a young age…inflating their ego..only to realize that they are worthless even though they were paid heavy….like it…

I’m digging her new puffy water retention kidney failure face….what a goddess…I will always and forever be in love.

If more women aged this gracefully…we’d likely live in a horror movie set…but I can deal with that….

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2017

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…

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2017

26

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is EVERYTHING and MORE….or at least Eating Everying and MORE of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not work out. She may not be the healthiest of people. She may be sloppy as fuck, with a belly hanging out of her one piece bathing suit…all while being medicated on whatever it is she medicates herself with….but at least she’s still alive, because for the longest time we all assumed she would just give into her inner demons, brought on by evil parents, and off herself…but instead she’s living and that in and of itself…even when not tight bodied…is a gift…

Her pasty white skin may look like it is smeared with dog shit, but those are just her freckles…but she is wonderful and a gift…

Her hard nipples on her great big, now for a reason because she’s taken up eating…is more than just erotic…it is everything…like they can feed a nation of starving babies….babies that her uterus look like she’s filled with….they give me hope…of a better tomorrow.

Her ass melting away…but she’s 30…and thanks to her wrecked from surgeries and filler face…it’s just acting 46 and haggard like the rest of her…

She’s like a hot wife we married getting old…without having brought your children to the world…so you don’t have that same respect for the getting old…but you still don’t mind it since you get to jerk off to other girls…even though you know it your heart…that this is home…a very broken down and battered home…one that brings out repressed memories but still home…

Lohan..is all that is good in the world…the OG Bella Thorne…and I still feel connected at the soul with her..

Here she is in video:

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2017

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day

These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me….

They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits…

Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later….

Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids….

Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time….

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2017

04

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Naked Birthday Cake of the Day

I guess this is a picture from the QUEEN OF MY LIFE’s birthday…Lindsay Lohan, the only thing that truly matters, the only thing that is really real, the only thing that I’ve ever truly loved, all the is right in the world, the center of the universe, the best love song, the best story, the best meal, the best redhead, an ICON…a goddess…everything and all…

So I should post this nude looking blowing out candles on a boat similar to the one that amputated her pegging rich arab men for money finger…I guess they’ll just have to SIZE UP…

BECAUSE….LOHAN IS MY SOUL and I want her to piss on my face….or something like that…

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2015

24

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Not Dead from her Bali Mosquito Aids of the Day

In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan is not dead from the mosquito disease she got when wearing a bikini, because as you know flies are attracted to rancid rotting shit, that we can only assume her vagina both looks and smells like….The rumor is that she’s playing sick to get out of jail again….I think she’s just doing anything for attetion..including posting panty pics to instagram…because that was the original publicity stunt, before the whole genius of tropical diseases came to her marketing strategy.

Either way…she’s the worst…and I’d still let her smear all her diseases over my unprotected dick…I mean she is Lindsay Lohan…


UPDATE – THIS PICTURE IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED – THIS IS WHAT LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE AND HER TOILETRY BOTTLES ARE JUST DESIGNED TO LOOK THAT WAY FOR JOKES

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2014

26

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Legs for Boxing Day of the Day

Nothing says Boxing Day like a box that everyone once loved, but that no one cares about, because it virtually died 8 years ago, and not just because it got fucked to death by many dirty cocks to fill its void, but because this box just stopped mattering…it became irrelevant…but despite not being into necrophilia, or disgusting things…I would be willing to try to breathe new life into this box…using my mouth…despite my better judgement…and the smells radiating out of it…because Lindsay Lohan, botox face and all, is and forever will be a Christmas Miracle, even after Christmas, at least to her family who raped and pillaged her, exploiting her to make them all money leaving her a shell of a person with no soul….but a Christmas miracle none-the-less…I just wish she uncrossed her legs so we could see the real damage…but I never get what I wish for…

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2014

24

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Channels the Virgin Mary of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this picture of Lindsay Lohan that she posted today, on Christmas Eve is her dressed like the VIRGIN MARY….

You know today is rumored to be the day that the Virgin Mary went into Labor with your Christ and Lord Jesus Christ, who went onto be a legend, and inspire Coca Cola to invent Santa Claus to commercialize his existence with the masses because it was good for the economy….and had good, wholesome, American values of buying shit you can’t afford…

I think it is safe to say that Lohan is as much a Virgin and the Virgin Mary…I mean at least that’s what her herpes are telling me…

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2014

19

Dec

LIndsay Lohan Self Shot Butt Shot because No One Cares of the Day

Her name is Lindsay Lohan, you may remember her as the tabloid queen who has since fell off the map, because people got bored, we have no attnetion span, no one cares about the the broken girl who spent more time sucking dick, partying, doing coke, face sitting on a shitty AIDS looking crackhead rich girl DJs, causing trouble…basically being a brat diva cunt, than ever really making movies, or acting or whatever she pretended she did…

She was basially a reality TV star without a reality TV show, her and her shitty, white trash version of the Kardashian family, who don’t matter now – but who think they do…

For some reason, probably nostalgia, I love her….and I am all about the only work she’s don’t that matters…which is her great tits…but I don’t mind her butt selfies either..but only because I would totally sew my lips to her asshole…just to taste what it’s like to pass through such a delicate creature….

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2014

17

Dec

Lindsay Lohan for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love…

Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…

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2014

02

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Spreads her Legs of the Day

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Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…

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