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2018

19

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos of the Day

Lindsay Lohan, the angel of my eye…the one I truly feel connected at the soul with…even if we don’t talk anymore…and even if she’s barely alive anymore..she will forever be Lindsay Lohan….no matter how much she looks like shit…or how much America doesn’t care about her so they sold her off to Arab countries…who have weirdly invested into her and licensed her name for a beach bar…where I guess you’d expect to get daddy issues and herpes in the shallow Mykonos waters…

I guess she has to be there as the host, it is called LOHAN, which is living the vacation life, the beach life, the retired life….I mean who doesn’t want to open a beach bar but thankfully covered up, not because I don’t want to see her big tits, but because I don’t want to see the rest of her expired body that carries those tits…

It’s sad, a reminder of our mortality, the aging process as we see her rot away….but she’s still Lindsay Lohan and will forever be relevant enough because of that…

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2018

11

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Ass in a Bikini
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for….

I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’

It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….

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2018

20

Feb

Lindsay Lohan – Surfer of the Day

Lindsay Lohan in her bathingsuit

It was a week ago today, that Lindsay Lohan announced that she is a surfer…in a one piece bathing suit…with her tits out…

I feel that is an anniversary worth celebrating.

Because Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for….

I’m a fan…Surfs Up!

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2017

28

Dec

Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Bitten By  A SNake and Survived in her Bikini

YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN…

Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent…

While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died…

The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit.

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2017

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is in America at a Daily Mail Event of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and her weird accent are in an interesting place in her life and career, from child star who everyone basically raped and pillaged, especially her family, to tabloid fodder who couldn’t be left alone, to person everyone totally forgot, who moved off to DUBAI to likely get shit on by rich arab men who like the girl from the famous America movies…but it offered a good life…

Now, she’s looking like death, like so fucking old and jacked up, when not even that old…but the face has seen some shit…she’s lived countless lives, none that important or relevant but they had their moments..

She’s also attending tabloid events – put out by the tabloids – because she so desperately wants to be back in the limelight – she’ll do favors for them – in hopes of getting the press..

Sad story maybe, I have no sympathy…if anything it’s fun to see someone who was so important in her mind, be so obsolete…she’s a fucking flip phone..she exists, she had a point at a time, but doesn’t fucking matter today…

Cool see through shirt though, too bad there’s no nipples…like fucking put some effort in this comeback, make fucking noise for the right reasons for once.

I should be her manager. She’s still hot…just garbage….with the new face on…lights flashing in her face….girl feels at home. Welcome back.

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2017

11

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day

The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home…

So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people..

She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying..

But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him…

BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other…

It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist…

Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things..

Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention..

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2017

20

Sep

Lindsay Lohan at an Event of the Day

Lindsay Lohan bloated face at an event

I like to think that Lindsay Lohan is my spirit animal, that we are connected at the soul, that she is the most wonderful and relevant flower from heaven that has been chewed up and spat out by her parents and Hollywood, you know someone who was all the rage, getting all kinds of money, even though I’ve NEVER seen a Lohan movie in my life, but rather just saw the demise, the ego, the fame, the tits, the paparazzi, the partying, the destruction…the disappearing, the all her jobs going to Amanda Seyfried…it was a wild ride that we’ll never live out again because celebrity doesn’t exist anymore…

Well, she’s at an event, she’s left the house, in Europe, in Hiding, like Roman Polanski, still Lohan, still wonderful, just a bit more terrifying to look at…because I don’t really understand what the fuck I’m looking at…but apparently it’s our Queen and for that we bow down…even if she’s monstrous…the fact she’s LOHAN overpowers all….

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But it’s safe to say, she’s better suited for nude shoots, but maybe not in her current state, but in these Lindsay Lohan Throwback Playboy Nudes – Because – GREAT TITS NEVER DIE EVEN WHEN THEY DIE…because we have photographic evidence.

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