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2024

06

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback Tour of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has been pretty off the radar over the last 10 years or more. I guess Hollywood abused her aggressively and she had to run to the middle east to sort it all out, where after opening her beach clubs, jacking up her face with injections, touring the party scene like she was Tara Reid, developing some weird accents, barely maximizing the Social Media machine or the direct to consumer billions of dollars an icon like Lohan could command….she’s landed on her feet with a husband and a kid….

For those of you who are out there, it’s probably past your bedtime granny, but you’ll remember that when the site launched, 20 years ago, PerezHilton had Paris Hilton, so I ran with Lindsay Lohan, she was 18 at the time.

I didn’t really think she was amazing, since I hate all celebs, but she grew on me as I kept it a constant theme because why the fuck not….

At one point in time, she was sending me text messages wishing me a nice day and I thought, for all the perverted, creepy, since creepy is my comedic jam, shit that I’ve said, this bitch and her hot tits with transparent nipples is pretty nice…obviously that ended without ever being sexted by her….not one single butt hole pic, but she was a lesbian at the time and well, I hate lesbians….for OBVIOUS reasons…at least for sexting purposes…I am sure some lesbians are funny, amazing and great and construction, plumbing or fixing broken down cars…

Anyway, since she’s stopped texting me, she didn’t feed me any great exclusives, she didn’t invest in this site like I wanted her to but I still decided to only praise Lohan and her weird family, they don’t need more bullying from assholes on the internet, especially those who want to celebrate her tits.

I’ve said and still believe she will win an Oscar one day, probably not for this IRISH WISH movie she’s promoting or the FREAKY FRIDAY SEQUEL Jamie Lee Curtis is tucking her dick into her boxers to participate in….

She’s not a fucking joker child star, she just hasn’t tried to get that Oscar…

Now, I don’t pay attention to celebrities, or old celebrities, or even look at Lohan since that ship has sailed for my broken heart all those years ago…but I still think she is the best there ever was a legend who the industry tried to destroy….who will win that Oscar one day.

I just saw these pics of her in some dress, still rockin some tits, now mom tits and I’m feeling more validated in my LOHAN WINNING AN OSCAR because LOHAN will be BACK…but maybe I’m just being nostalgic to tits gone by…

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2020

26

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless “Leaked” Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a legend as far as I’m concerned. I don’t actually give a fuck about Lohan and never really have, but if I had to choose a celebrity favorite from the last 15 years of doing this site, even though I think all celebs are losers despite how much money they have or how many fans they have, none are cool…..Lohan would be top of the charts.

In an era before instagram, when paparazzi ran shit, she brought consistent big titty entertainment.

There was a time that I used to TEXT Lohan, because that’s just how nuts she was…I’d wake up to my phone blown the fuck up from her insanity and despite being weird, it just showed that her insanity was more than just you saw as she was self destructing…it was in her crackhead core…

I BELIEVE in a Lohan comeback and a Lohan Oscar nomination. I even have ideas for Lohan to break back into the world….but these leaked pics, that are old pics, but still her tit pics, are a good start to remind you just how nuts she was….and despite being nuts…how representative of an era she was….and despite looking like she’s a 50 year old mom….she’s still Lohan, will always be Lohan and I will forever support anything she does. She’s a legit super star in an era of garbage influencers…so Shout Out to Lohan and her big titties we’ve all seen before….and that some of us have done cocaine with….

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2020

13

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Panties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Ass Shot Underwear

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her ass in panties, that I am sure I’ve seen before. I don’t really consider myself a Lohan expert but there was a time when I started the site 15 years ago when I needed to find a celebrity to attach the site to and I chose Lohan….

It ended in some make a wish encounter in a hotel room where I drank way too much of her vodka while she was locked in another room catching up on cocaine..but that’s another story for another day…

Today it’s about this ass shot and how tragic it is for not having any period stains, shit stains, any stains…this is LOHAN the queen of Parentrap and vaginal discharge.

Lindsay Lohan Nude

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2019

26

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Comeback of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Comeback

Lindsay Lohan is out here doing magazines with her pussy in some leotard or leggings….rocking the American Flag for some Fourth of July shit…to remind all you fair weather fans that she’s still around, still hot, still important, still Lindsay Fucking Lohan….the best Disney tits…that defined a generation and inspired all these influencers to try to get famous….almost eliminating the concept of fame…making her the den mother to all these whores, an icon they can never live up to…because the system has changed….and that is just one of the many things that make Lohan perfect…

Big fan, I’m rooting for the Oscar she is going to win when she’s ready to comeback to acting…which I hope is soon because Hollywood needs actual talent back in the mix…and this…is actual TALENT…

Here’s the perfect photoshoot of the perfect starlet.


Lindsay Lohan Comeback

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2019

24

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties Out in a Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the only thing that matters…and despite being old, and looking even older thanks to all the hard living or what I would call good living, and face injections but I still think she’s perfect enough…because she’s LOHAN…

I like that she’s taking the high road….keeping things classy like a celebrity….in a one piece like a woman her age should be….when she could easy take the slutty influencer approach, but probably realizes that all these slutty influencers are just slutty influencers in efforts to be the next LOHAN….

I mean she is a LIVING legend…and I am waiting for her comeback, that Oscar win…it is coming…I believe in it….because this era of all these nobody’s being famous, I like myself some actual famous people….like this goddess!

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2019

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

LINDSAY LOHAN TITS

Full titty Lindsay Lohan….the legend…who I like to think I am a genuine fan of – despite hating everything – because she represents a great time in all of our lives, just probably not a great time in her life, when she was coming of age in the paparazzi when the tabloids still mattered, dealing with being a fucking mental case coddled rich kid child star, trying to navigate LA….and failing…with DUI car accidents and other fun things because she was fun.

I am a believer that Lohan and her awesome tits, the only GINGER tits that matter…will make a huge fucking comeback and it’d be great to be a part of that by witnessing that in my lifetime…the Lohan Oscar win is not just her dream, it is all of our dream…

She’s amazingly still alive and that’s a great starting point for a better tomorrow.

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2019

13

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is our goddess, our spirit animal, the creature we worship every SUNDAY while washing our feet and eating FISH….

She is a legend, possibly the messiah, definitely MY messiah….and in all these years she’s been out there chilling on her celebrity after all her breakdowns that I’ve been privy to….I’m ready for her comeback.

I have been encouraging in all my posts about her – whenever I get around to doing posts about her – because she’s not so good at whoring out on instagram….BECAUSE I KNOW….she will win an OSCAR in her lifetime. Once she’s ready.

She’s still young enough, despite looking old, and she’s still wild, but there is no doubt in my mind…that she’ll be back…

She’s just testing the waters…with her hot LOHAN tits out…

I will forever be a fan….even though I hate everything…it’s just that we go way back and she represents such a cooler time in Celebrity…when it mattered before everyone was a fucking celeb….ya know.

I guess what I am saying is Lohan is everything and her tits look fucking killer….maybe they’ve been updated…maybe they are only 12 years old, not quite a teenager in puberty, they just got their period….

Lindsay Lohan Tits

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2019

16

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Tits Out of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Tits Out for SLIMI Magazine 2

Here’s some Lindsay Lohan for old times, doing some modeling, with some of her tit out, but not enough of her tit…

She’s looking like an old lady, or an old glove found in a snowbank during the spring thaw after a winter of being shit on my dogs…

Maybe it is cuz she is old, has lived a life more fucking disturbing and damaging than most people…at 35 or however old she is, she’s had more fucking abuse to herself, and her face than most 80 year olds…even those who live in Australia and get battered by the UV rays because of the hole in the OZONE caused by the GREENHOUSE gases we used to be scared of in the 80s…

I will not turn my back on LOHAN though, I truly believe she has a long life ahead of her doing whatever it is that she does….and that there will be an HONORARY oscar handed out to her…because she fucking deserves it…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a LOHAN movie, which is funny because I’ve done so much on this site targeted at her….and her great tits…

I do think I’ve seen LOHAN in a hotel SUITE In montreal dancing around in her pajamas to her album she never launched and it was probably the PEAK of my career as an unemployed obese blogger….

I am a fan, forever will be, and her great tits, a little saggier, a little sadder, just need a new coat of paint, a tune up, and she’ll be back…she’s gotta be…she’s Lindsay Fucking Lohan…(I feel like that is what she calls herself)…..

Here are the really uneventful, not so ARAB despite her being ARAB now…..tits.

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2019

23

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Nipples Slip White Dress

I am a loyal Lindsay Lohan fan.

I am very happy she’s having a comeback…

Not only because of the nipple flashes you don’t notice cuz her nipples are invisible….GINGERS…

But because she deserves it. She’s on of America’s last real stars. There will never be the same level of tabloid fodder and good times, instability and throwing away of a serious career as there was with her.

No one cares about the stars of Today…like Margot Robbie or Brie Larsen on the level they cared about Lohan…

No one cares about Bella Thorne or even Selena Gomez like they did about Lindsay Lohan.

She is a living legend…and weird accent, doughy face, sloppy body….lookin’ 50 at 30 or not….

I will always consider her the pivotal personality…the true meaning of Celebrity….and I am grateful to have experienced her in her lifetime and I anticipate her winning an Academy Award…I’ve always said it and it will happen….not that Academy Awards matter…they do it for the press and exposure..they give those shits to everyone…..but it’d still be nice to see her get one and unless she dies prematurely (and she will)…I am sure it will happen….

Don’t let MTV reality shows appear to be the end of her….and realize….they are the new beginning of her.

WELCOME BACK ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN WHO SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL……I MISSED YOU.

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2018

04

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Hot in Paper Magazine of the Day

Lindsay Lohan got her amazing tits out for Paper Magazine, because despite what Arianna Grande thinks, Lohan is still fucking amazing, relevant, has the capacity to go viral and was clearly left out of Bootleg Grande’s video I didn’t watch, but that I know was Mean Girls Themed, and that her PR team emailed hit over 1 billion views in 4 days breaking some kind of record, because it was Mean Girls themed and thus relevant, and Mean Girls is only relevant cuz of Lohan, bringing this back full circle to that if Lohan was in the video, no one would even notice the bootleg Disney Kid who has been trying to be as relevant as Lohan for ever, but has only achieved on terror attack and one ex boyfriend who killed himself…

I believe Lohan is my spirit animal that is connected to my soul – despite not really paying attention to her or her accents her crazy ass has….but I do support all she does with her tits out…cuz they are great tits…and are likely the reason I think of her as my spirit animal connected to my soul….

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