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2017

22

Dec

Maria Menounos in Red Panty Bottoms of the Day

Maria Menounos cover of womens health with red panties on

Maria Menounos is in a magazine showing off her Greek body…like the clickbait that she was when she was on that entertainment show and people cared about her.

Some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

But I guess she still wants to matter so she’s out doing media…and here’s that cover you shouldn’t care about.

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2015

06

Jan

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina…

All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…

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2014

24

Dec

Maria Menounos’ Greek Vag Shot of the Day

Maria Menounos is old. She’s overrated on the men’s blogs. She’s not all that hot and her career is pretty useless and shitty. She hosted some trailer park caliber nightly entertainment show for a decade and quit when she was too old to really leverage that into anything….but for some reason, a reason I call being misinformed, maybe uneducated….people like her…and I’m really only posting this picture of her ass because in Greece, this is a vag shot…

In america, THIS IS A VAG SHOT

Merry Christmas assholes….

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2014

27

Oct

Maria Menounos in Army Gear of the Day

Maria Menounos, like so many other girls before her, took the Halloween opportunity to wear something skimpy to either live out her inner slut that we all know exists, through costume…all while maximizing her brand by being spotted by the paparazzi…and I guess people still care about her relatively fit, despite being old booty…probably because it is Greek and they know it is her primary vagina….

I figure why not encourage her in her life after Extra, despite still doing work for Extra, because Extra is all she knows…as long as it is in a skin tight costume…

Boring, sure…but it happened..

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2014

24

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Yoga Poses of the Day


Maria Menounos puts a lot of work and effort into making herself a celebrity. I guess after talking about celebrities for a long time on a shitty celebrity gossip TV show that she ended up on because she was trying to be a celebrity of her own – and it was the only gig she got – has helped her craft a bottom feeding strategy to become a reality star in her own right…

You know, pushing her fitness, her ass, her nonsense staged paparazzi pics…

And I still think her best work was the day HER PUSSY SLIP Happened in 2011

I just think this Yoga “look at me I’m Maria Menounos, a star in trailer parks around America”…is dull and if anyone pushing 40 wants to really deliver…they should focus on their outty vagina we’ve all seen – even when they are greek and the word vagina directly relates to Anus…

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2014

14

Oct

Maria Menounos Tramp Stamp Booty on Extra of the Day

Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted….

But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care…

Weird.

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2014

11

Sep

Maria Menounos for SHAPE Magazine of the Day

I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat…

Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP

But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.

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