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2018

28

Sep

Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Still a Cheater of the Day

Maria Sharapova Wet Black Bikini Tits Abs Pussy Print Wet

Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….who was suspended from the tennis circuit for a year, not an entire career, because they pretended her meds were legitimate to cure real issues, even though they were used as performing enhancing drugs and were banned…something you’d think her doctors and team would be aware of…and were aware of…but they got caught..and when you get caught you eed to lie to get out of it, if you can’t prove the lie is a lie, you’re fine..

So now she’s back and she is in a bikini….showing off her performance enhanced body…that I don’t really appreciate despite my tennis fetish, a sport I used to love when the women were less ripped and the sport less aggressive, because they flashed panties and made what sounded like sex cries, but now, to compete with the powerful Williams sisters, they all need to bulk up, and that alone, is harder to jerk off to, unless you’re a queer, which you are, so here.

Maria Sharapova Black Bikini Jumping

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2018

25

Jul

Maria Sharapova Gets her Ass Ate of the Day

Maria Sharapova Topless Gets her Ass Ate

I think this dude is a performance enhancing drug official….

Either being paid off….the right way…or using new practices to detect cheating…a mechanism that I would have invented if I was the scientist because screening blood samples and urine sames is fucking boring…when you can just go to the source an sniff it out…

Right.

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2017

02

Nov

Maria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top of the Day

Maria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top

Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….trying to cheat at tennis….and work her way back in and she is in a bikini top…because cheaters always win when in bikini…even if they aren’t that hot in bikini…bikinis always win…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

25

Aug

Maria Sharapova for The Edit of the Day

Maria Sharapova is what I like to think was at one point in her career the porn star of tennis, mainly because she would flash her fit ass in a little skirt like she was the Coppertone baby pin-up girl, grunting…and squealing…and sounding like she’s getting slammed harder than my neighbour when he fucks hookers with various household objects…that’s why I love tennis so much, not for it’s pompous classy….high society…white collar bullshit, but because it is perverted…

That said, she’s old now, she’s not that hot, she’s in the candy business, and now she’s fashion modelling…for tennis perverts like me…and all I have to say is not enough crotchless…in her outfits, but that’s always the case.

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2014

18

Aug

Maria Sharapova is a Tennis Babe of the Day

Maria Sharapova was a slight favorite on Friday against Simona Halep according to Sportsbookreview.com, but according to me, she’s always the favorite, I mean besides Anna Kournikova, but I don’t think Anna Kournikova actually ever played tennis, she was more get in it to get out of Russia, find a pop singer to marry and live the good life hustle….

What it comes down to is that all female tennis players are my favorite, even the manly ones, because they wear shore skirts and scream in some of the most erotic ways…

Here’s a top 5 Sharapova from Friday.

1- Here she is scratching her back with her tennis racket, because she can’t be bothered actually playing the game, that gets in the way of her down time, in what I like to think is more of the opening scene of her sex tape…called “Rough Day on the Court”….

2- Here she is hitting the ball, because I guess she’s paid for that, in what I like to think is less of her playing her sport, and more of her opening dance moves for her stripping routine….

3- Sweaty Tits – are the new sweaty panty….and I’m just like, if clothes are wet for any reason, sign me up.

4- That Intensity in her face…is one that I like to think is probably what her O-Face looks like and that is terrifying…

5- I call this pose “Anal for the first time”…I am sure the tennis officials have a different name for it…

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2014

17

Jul

Maria Sharapova Working Out of the Day

Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change….

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2014

10

Jul

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins…

Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks…


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2014

02

Apr

Maria Sharapova is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day

Tennis players, when they aren’t built like lesbian tanks, or dudes dressed like girls…but rather on some Russian kick, are exciting to both watch play while they fuck the stadium with their sex noises as they flash their panties skirts…as well as when they are in bikinis.

Maria Sharapova is one of the best their ever was in terms of hotness, and this is coming from a man who masturbates in the stands at tennis matches, as it is the only sport I like watching…and seeing these pics of her in a bikini bring me hope of a better tomorrow in this miserable world we live in…

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2014

09

Jan

Maria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day

Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…

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2013

07

Aug

Maria Sharapova in Shape Magazine of the Day

Tennis babe Maria Sharapova is in Shape magazine which makes sense because she’s a fucking pro athlete who if she doesn’t matter in terms of her pro sports career…still has muscle memory that will prevent her from becoming a fat bitch…not to mention there’s sponsors who have their hand shoved so far up her vagina…who she works for to make the millions a year a spokesperson who will cut off the lifeline if she ended up obese…but I’m not complaining that they did a shoot with her, she’s hot, I’m just complaining that it didn’t involve any spread asshole pics…

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