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2018

01

Jun

Megan Fox Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

When you are a whore with three kids – like Megan Fox – it’s had to not have a cameltoe when you have some leggings on…..if she didn’t have a cameltoe I would assume she was wearing a rubber pussy cover or cap to prevent cameltoe….the cameltoe guard…a product that should never be invented because the whole point of being a woman is having pussy definition…it is my favorite…even when on an old battered hag….

Tight pants for everyone! Even when it is gross..

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2018

06

Apr

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Tiny Bikini on the Beach

Megan Fox is a mom of 3…all with the same weirdo boyfriend who I assumed held her in captivity…after he discovered she was in love with him growing up watching 90210, posters of him on her bedroom wall when she had dreams of hollywood, because she’s that fucking old….and she’s something that he locked in because she was for a period of time seen as the hottest girl in hollywood, despite having never had any decent movie roles, or memorable movie roles, she had all kinds of fucking hype around her…

Sure she’s looking fit in her clickbait staged paparazzi bikini pics, all muscular and not fat, living life as a lingerie model for a lingerie brand she has ownership in…but I can’t quite figure out if I like it or not, I mean it’s a bikini…but is an old lady in a bikini….and sure she’s got that Megan Fox hype most of the world forgot about…but she’s still Megan Fox…so many complex layers to analyze a woman and her famewhoring…

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2018

07

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Megan Fox in lace lingerie

Megan Fox was given some equity in some LA based Trashy panty company that they pulled out of the gutter and gave new life to….or tried to give new life to…by using Megan Fox in their campaigns….which is pretty fucking weird, because the mom of 5, who we used to assume was being held captive from DAVID from 90210….is old, irrelevant, and really had a great career as the “hot chick”…but that’s the extent of her existence and really I can’t name any movies she was even the “hot chick” in…just a lot of hype…10 years ago…

Still coming out, trying to be the hot chick, for all the old people like me who remember her…but it’s so fucking weird….

I mean we wanted to see her naked a decade ago….and now pushing 40 she’s getting half naked…her timing is all off….but like many girls about to hit menopause…she’s out for her last HURRAH…

It’s weird…

They also cast other sluts like this one for their brand….mmmm ecommerce pics…my favorite…reminiscent of jerking off to catalogs like there wasn’t internet porn

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2018

02

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Megan Fox white sheer lingerie

Megan Fox was either made a partner in some legendary panty company out of LA, or maybe just the brand ambassador, because girl needs to feel hot and relevant, and have a legit excuse to post up lingerie pics, it’s for work people, not because the mom of three likes being jerked off to, she’s a wholesome girl, a family girl, who is likely a fucking tyrant in the bedroom, at least when David from 90210 lets her out of her cage…because you know she loved being the hot chick, and was never even that shameless about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her pussy, while I feel like I’ve seen every “celebrity” pussy…but she has been a cocktease and the cocktease continues apparently…it’s not that good, but I’m sure her fans think it is…

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2017

13

Dec

Megan Fox Still Lives and is in Pictures of the Day

Megan Fox in a one piece

I don’t know whether these Megan Fox pictures are new or old. I do know that they are rumored to be for some bootleg version, or international version of a known magazine brand, which really means nothing, sometimes those bootleg magazines aren’t even affiliated with the American one people think of as relevant because they’ve been around forever…

I do know that something’s going on in her middle aged brain – probably from mental health issues, maybe post-partem depression after so many fucking kids, with her captor from when she was hot, Brian Austin Green, someone she’s stuck with since he originally brain washed her, not necessarily someone who she’s been exclusive or loyal to, a girl’s gotta make a living, case some movies, feel important, become brand ambassador to a classic Hollywood Lingerie shop…at 40 years old…

So she’s trying to stay hot, stay remembered, matter and it’s weird… I prefer when sex tapes are the solution to feeling a need to be wanted, not shitty posing…but whatever…people, mainly perverts still like her…and that’s what this is about really…this Christmas time of year.

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2017

20

Nov

Megan Fox for Esquire Greece of the Day

Megan Fox for Esquire Greece

Megan Fox is reaching for the stars….and by reaching – I mean really fucking reaching and grabbing for anything with even a remote level of relevance to in turn bring her back to a place of relevance – because she was the hot chick in movies many years ago….and besides being in Transformers, I don’t even remember any movies she did, because she’s just that important of an actress, her impact in the hollywood industry felt deep within the core of the industry…she is more than just a plastic surgery ridden mom of 4 trying to keep hot…and doing any magazine that will do her…much like a 45 year old divorcee sitting alone at the hotel bar just hoping the a dick walks in and falls into her….so that she doesn’t feel so fucking busted up and broken down…even though she is…

This isn’t magical..but it happened.

Esquire Greece? Where’s the olive oil lubed anal my greek co-worker at the factory once told me about having with the obese receptionist…WHERE IS IT…

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2017

10

Nov

Megan Fox Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day

Megan Fox Slutty Lingerie Selfies

What is going on here…NAUGHTY NAUGHTY selfies…that are designed for lovers being posted on girl’s main feed…why? for money? for attention? for validation? for both?

I guess, Megan Fox is still around…and she posted up some lingerie selfies…

She partnered up with some Lingerie company and got a piece of the action…in what is a weird fucking marketing deal…considering she’s a mom who no one cares about…hot from a long time ago…still looking decent, but old and irrelevant, but she mattered, for whatever reason and I guess her groupie fan decided to use her for old times so he got to meet her…when the world is full of instagram models…who are hotter.

I don’t get it, but I do get moms posting up social media lingerie pics when they look like this…which is good,…since we are not starting at her battered vagina…I mean a dozen kids..terrifying…

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2017

06

Nov

Megan Fox in Lingerie of the Day

Megan Fox in Lingerie

Megan Fox is still around…

She got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…

They fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction that killed them, then they sold off and continued to make bad marketing decisions by hiring a washed up mom of 3 with another washed out person…who is OLD…and who no one cares about…so I don’t get how this happened, why it happened, how it happened, but I hope the person got fired and when they get out of the contract…the idiot signed because he was a groupie of Megan Fox…weird…

This is beyond weird…

SHE ALSO LEFT THE GYM IN TIGHT PANTS…

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2017

24

Aug

Megan Fox for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Megan Fox got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…but they fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction, because we are in an era where more people than ever are wearing lingerie in public on their social media and shit, and they should have no reason not to be booming…but clearly…they are out of touch…because they cast Megan Fox, a mom of 3, who no one gave a fuck about even when she was Megan Fox….

What a wreck ….

She did one shoot for them, that they are still milking, and probably not making that much sales because she’s Megan Fox…photoshopped to shit…

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2015

15

Jan

Megan Fox in a Bikini of the Day

Mom of two, Megan Fox, was in a bikini with her handler, who I assume fucks her really fucking good, blinding her from reality, stifling her career that could have been much more than mom of two, showing off her 6-pack, despite being a mom of two, not because she’s a superhuman, but because her body is all she has going for her, and without it, she’s just another has been hot chick who can’t act, but who looks good, despite all her plastic surgery…so she works for it..

Now I don’t care about Megan Fox, she’s old news, the ravaged baby making that happened to her vagina, just killed any little bit of interest I may have had in her, I just think her body is pretty banging, no matter what evil it represents, and I can see past that evil and send it to all the moms I know who don’t look like this, to mock them and call them out on their “Can’t lose my baby weight” lie.


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2014

28

Nov

Megan Fox Working it for the Leggings of the Day

Megan Fox put on a little grocery store fashion show….with leggings jacked up her ass…because she knows she was once the hottest thing with no talent in Hollywood, before being locked down from David from 90210 who she either has by the balls, or who has her by the balls, because they’ve been on forever, and now they have a bunch of babies, and no career between the two of them, as these things happen…but they are rich, and the paparazzi still care, plastic surgery face or not, she’s still worth looking at, when staring at her ass…

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2014

28

Aug

Megan Fox Shitty First Pitch in Korea of the Day

When it comes to overrated babes from the 2000s, who are pretty talentless, but embraced by the industry and shoved down our throats as the it girls, or the hot girls, or whatever the fuck they are….I am far more into Jessica Alba…

Maybe it’s because she just raised 70 million dollars for her IPO of her HONEST company, and a figurehead of billion dollar companies gives me boners…I mean if you’re going to deal with a loose pussy with two annoying kids, even in your fantasies, it might as well be worth over 100,000,000 dollars…instead of being worth the royalties the baby daddy still gets from 90210…a role that defined him…and trapped this Megan Fox…

In conclusion, I’ll still watch her throw a pitch at a baseball game, I got nothing else to do.

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2014

07

Jul

Megan Fox VS Nicola Peltz Bathrobe Selfie WARS of the Day

Megan Fox got Instagram this week and apparently, that’s a big deal, because people are actually talking about it like it matters…and more importantly, she’s already got 200,000 followers…because she’s Megan Fox…but I just thought it was funny that Instagram, an app everyone uses, so Megan Fox being late to the party, just tells me how much of an idiot she actually is is something people talk about.

I am more into the fact that Nicola Peltz, the new Megan Fox in Transformers who Megan Fox definitely hates, judges and all that typical girl shit, posted a Bathrobe Selfie, and then Megan Fox did the same, in some catty girl shit, you can assume the Marketing Team at transformers is paying for…

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2014

30

Jun

Megan Fox’s New Face in Cosmo of the Day

Mom of 2, Megan Fox, hit Cosmo this month to show off her new Robotic face that she got in honour of not being cast in the new Transformers, but rather being replaced by a younger, hotter version of her for the second time, because Megan Fox was never a talented actress, and really she was never that hot…she just went viral and it wasn’t very sustainable, not when her 90210 creeper was locking her up and tampering with her birth control to trap her forever and destroy her career like he did to his own career….because that’s what getting them when they are young and brainwashing them is all about…

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2013

02

Sep

Megan Fox for Avon Bullshit Campaign of the Day

I guess this was taken before the bitch filled up her broken down uterus with more David from 90210 sperm. She’s up on some serious groupie shit. I’m talking bitch sitting at home at 15 with a fucking electric toothbrush and/or her mom’s vibrator and/or a hairbrush in her cunt watching 90210, then she moved to Hollywood and got to have him inside her, and hasn’t looked back since, even though she should have…

It’s for some Make-Up company, even though Megan Fox’s cosmetic of choice is plastic fucking surgery…

Let’s just hope she applies the same logic to her labia post pregnancy…

BOOM…..

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