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2018

05

Jul

Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot…

I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her..

Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich…

I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old…

She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face….

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2017

13

Nov

Mila Kunis was Slutty in The Edit of the day

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The most disgusting thing about Mila Kunis is that she has let Ashton Kutcher cum inside her at least twice – creating a baby or two that will live this entitled life thanks to his dot com billions and her Hollywood money…when really, the world would have been a better place if he stuck with Demi Moore, who was unable to get pregnant, thanks to her uterus falling out during one of her plastic surgeries, coupled with her being old..

The fact is that it’s pretty sad that Kunis went running back to Kutcher after their teenage love affair on That 70s Show, after she was with CULKIN for a decade, never quite sucking his dick as well as Michael Jackson did..

I figure she went to the familiar rich place, like a friend she had a special bond with, instead of venturing out in the world getting Weinsteined…or really doing anything but ending up with Kutcher, that guy is fucking annoying.

She posed slutty for some magazine called The Edit, because she’s promoting some movie or some shit, and the whole thing is probably exciting to her creeper fans who have been following her forever and can’t get enough of her, even though she’s old…

Mom tits being used to trick you into thinking she’s hot so that she gets cast in movies and paid…all these money grubbers everywhere…

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2017

02

Nov

Really Weird Movie Marketing Tactics of the Day

Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell were on the Price is Right because they are promoting some feminist Bad Moms movie…

I guess the depressing thing in all this is that these moms, or at least two of them, were one the young hot sluts from TV that I remember seeing and thinking, “Looking at those hot Young sluts on TV”…and now they are middle aged moms…

The other depressing thing is that movies are clearly a dying art form, the theatre concept for anything that isn’t a blockbuster movie with special effects that need the theatres technology is a struggle…because people prefer staying home..

I mean the odd movie, or their are a group of sober people who like to do weekly movies a day a week, who still go…but most just wait for it to hit Netflix or ITunes or whatever….we don’t need no 12 dollar popcorn….

So I guess market research says that the lazy, unemployed, fat women who watch Price is Right are the people who would pay to see these old ladies in a movie…you know since they still pay for basic cable or whatever.

Weird times…

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2014

22

Dec

Mila Kunis Mom Tits Do Basketball of the Day

Mila Kunis’ tits are filled with Milk….milk that Ashton Kutcher’s semen is responsible…so remember that when you think of their spawn latching onto her like some sort of parasite, because it will upset you, especially considering you’re one of those people who is misguided and believes she’s a babe, when really she’s just average at best, but I guess when you only fuck pigs, like literal pigs at the neighbors farm, it’s easy to think some girl from TV is amazing, when she’s not…but when you factor in Ashton Kutcher’s semen…I think it’s pretty easy to see her for what she is…running after his billions discreetly because she can play that she has known him since he first started…

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2014

22

Aug

Mila Kunis Sucking Spoons of the Day

Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world….

Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me…

Either way, pregnant girls…not hot…

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2014

12

Aug

Mila Kunis See Through Pregnancy Dress of the Day

Mila Kunis is still pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby and that’s not the only disappointment that comes in this picture…the other disappointment is that she’s one of those new mom’s who doesn’t get massively huge breasts when pregnant…you know all filled with milk and a great time to get breast implants…but instead her tits just got awkward and weird…

I guess she’s not that far along, but not only is she disgusting to look at for someone like me who doesn’t think pregnancy is natural…especially with Billionaire Ashton Kutcher, who I don’t find interesting at all, despite his smart investments into tech when tech was just blowing up…But she’s looking like a fat chick with no tits…and that’s the worst curse any girl can have…let alone any girl can do to herself…with intention of having a billion dollar family with the one guy you knew at 14 who can relate to you or who you feel you genuinely know…I get it..I just don’t get these pics…

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2014

12

Jun

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Mangled Vagina in Marie Claire of the Day

THis is what MILA KUNIS had to say about her giving birth…


“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

And I just threw up. Mila Kunis talking about her ripped part pussy..is way too fucking graphic for my weak, sensitive soul to handle.

I don’t care what they teach you in Biology classes. Pregnancy, and passing a child through your fucking pussy is totally unnatural and something I would likely want to pretend doesn’t happen every time I have sex with a mom, but I can’t cuz her pussy is so big…

The only way you’re into a sewed up pussy after birthing, or seeing a shredded pussy right after birthing, is if you’re a fucking weirdo psychopath…

Either way, this is the worst quote ever…sometimes honesty should be ignored for promises of a C-Section…so we can focus on her hormonal milk filled tits..right?

Here are the pics from the magazine that aren’t overly pregnant…

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