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2014

14

Apr

Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…

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2012

27

Jul

Mischa Barton is a Pig in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Mischa Barton is a dump truck of a woman…she’s one of those sleeper fat chicks who looks ok in clothes, but the second you get her naked or in a bikini her years of self hatred and self abuse start to shine the fuck through…rugged as fuck…one of those better off swimming at an indoor private pool, cuz this mom body just don’t make fucking sense, and it sure as hell isn’t appropriate to flaunt…..the worst.


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2012

25

Jul

Mischa Barton Ass Flash of the Day

Mischa Barton may barely exist as a person, but the amazing thing about her is not so much that her slim-fat aka sloppy but not offensively fat, body had a career for a minute and people actual confused her for being hot….it is that she hasn’t died of a drug overdose in her damaged girl rampage that came after The OC and before this ass flash in St Tropez….There was a solid few years where she looked unshowered and ready to throw in the fucking towel on life…but she pulled through as best as she could…even if it wasn’t from getting acting work…but was instead of her showing her otherwise cellulite ridden ass cuz she’s just that kind of girl ass for the paparazzi…in a fuck you paparazzi I can endorse….but that could be cuz some of my favorite memories involve being mooned by girls….usually for 10 dollars a song…but it counts….

Either way, here’s Mischa staying relevant, one ass cheek that is possibly pantyless at a time.


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2012

26

Apr

Mischa Barton’s AMazing Cleavage of the Day

Mischa Barton posted the above pic to twitter…..but it took the paparazzi to really get what we were looking for…her tit….tit that I didn’t know she had…but that I am glad she does have…because it balances out her DUMPY FUCKING ASS ….

I have a few ongoing jokes about Mischa Barton….one was a death watch I set up a while ago that apparently was a little premature, unless of course this is a robot Mischa Barton, because at rock bottom she looked like death….another one I have is that I send Lindsay Lohan messages saying “At least you’re not Mischa Barton”….that she ignores….probably cuz the reality is that Mischa Barton has it better than her…and despite being dumpy as fuck…good things came from it….like these tits…while Lohan just looks like a bloated, botched surgery mess….that may be hot to me… cuz it shows her insecurity….but that isn’t hot….Either way, enough about Lohan, this post is about Mischa Barton’s comeback via tits…something I endorse.

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2012

24

Apr

Mischa Barton in her Underwear for a Video Shoot of the Day

Mischa Barton was cast to be in Noel Gallagher’s music video wearing some weird fat chick underwear spanx shit that should have been leggings cuz this ass is vile, but then again they didn’t send me the script, maybe the concept is the horror of some bitch who used to be skinny and sloppy who is now chubby and sloppy, eating baked goods half naked…..or something else equally disturbing, amazing, erotic, disgusting, and unattractive enough for us to be reminded that Mischa Barton is at rock fucking bottom…doing fucking music videos for her friends who probably feel sorry for her cuz she can’t get work….the next step suicide or accidental suicide thanks to pills…or driving into a brick fucking wall…something her career has already done….


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2012

03

Jan

Mischa Barton’s Not So Hot Bikini Top of the Day

I find it dull that Mischa Barton is alive….I’m not a psychopath or even a sociopath who wishes death on people for the sake of wishing death on people….even though I think most people are idiots…I prefer to just laugh at them cuz they are entertaining…..I don’t even have dead hookers in my basement….and everyone knows hookers aren’t real people….so when I say Mischa Barton is better off dead…I mean it in a good way…See she’s all tormented and shit….looks like shit and shit….is boring as shit and shit….has addictions and issues that lead to her unshowered, sloppy and probably stinky twat. I had a death watch going on the site and now it’s on hiatus…cuz she’s cleaned up a bit…but I know there needs to be a celebrity death in 2012, we’re a few days in and I want some morbid scandals with these idiots….and here are some bikini top pictures….dull…but still a bikini……I should be on the beach getting pics of hot pussy in a bikini…instead of posting these useless idiots…but I can’t help myself…it’s a horrible habbit.

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2011

28

Dec

Mischa Barton’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I used to do a Mischa Barton death watch back when she was in therapy and tending to some kind of addiction I’m not sure was ever exploited or explained for the sheer fact that no one gives a fuck about Mischa Barton and whether she died tomorrow or even 4 years ago…no one’s life would really fucking change…she’s a low impact celebrity….

Either way, she was bloated, disgusting to look at, unshowered and she likely stank…but for some reason she pulled it together…probably thanks to the millions in her bank and its ability to hire trainers and handlers…and now she’s looking tight enough bodied on the beach for me to want the disgusting sloppy past off her with my mouth…I’m weird like that.

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