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2018

26

Mar

Nicole Richie Booty of the Day

Nicole Richie ass in short denim shorts

Whenever I think about Nicole Richie, I don’t think about the one night I accidentally spent with her back when she was dating DJ AM and I trolled him into thinking I was someone he knew, leading to his people, thinking I knew Nicole, and thus that we wanted to sit together as he DJed….

I do think about her gastric bipass surgery, because she used to be this fat little titty thing who would always act up because she was adopted and you know how adopted people are…

But then she got skinny, less angry, married one of the most embarassing people in Hollywood, one of the Good Charlotte sisters, and is I guess Cameron Diaz’s sister in law…a mom of her own..because unlike her mom…she didn’t throw her babies out in a dumpster outside a Lionel Richie concert….only to be saved…she’s the one doing the saving I guess….and she’s rich enough to do it….thanks to her family, her husband and the fashion line she created after being an obnoxious Paris Hilton sidekick.

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2013

25

Sep

Nicole Richie is Hot in her Bikini of the Day

Nicole Richie has built herself from the ground up into a girl who I want to have sex with…and I am not just saying that because I am a fan of hers, in fact she is not a fan of the site and for that reason alone I must hate her…

More importantly, I am not really a fan of vapid little spoiled cunts who are rude to people they think are below them and who act accordingly…at least I wasn’t a fan of that at the time I met Nicole Richie…back when she didn’t look like this thanks to not having all the plastic surgery…but I am a fan of it now…because it is entertaining and looks like this…

Meaning, I can put up with a lot of shit from a bitch, unless she’s fat, in which case I have no patience for it…

And mom of 2, old as fuck, Nicole Richie is hotter now than when she started out as Lionel Richie’s fake daughter cuz her real parents didn’t want her, so she rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails because she was the one with a personality, which is confusing…if you don’t factor in modern science…something we can all agree we are happy exists…at least in Nicole Richie’s case…I mean look at the before pics and tell me this isn’t awesome…

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2013

26

Jul

Nicole Richie Half Breed Givin’ Boners of the Day

Here’s a little unwanted Nicole Richie, all grown up and winning the lottery that is life, unlike other unwanted kids of crackhead groupies….who are put up for adoption and sent to group homes, you know who normally end up whoring in the gutter…she’s gone Hollywood…thanks to a little Easy Like Sunday Morning money…

And she’s looking amazing…

Trust me….it pains me to say that, because she’s the fucking worst, but I guess the fact that she’s had some work done…from gastric bypass, to implants, to a new face, thanks to adoptive dad giving her everything she wants, to help her get over her drug addiction and feel better about herself, and now she’s out there making her own money….

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Wanting to fuck Nicole Richie fucks with my head….and makes me feel like this guy:

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2013

18

Jul

Nicole Richie’s See Through to Bikini of the Day

As much as I don’t like Nicole Richie for various reasons…from being an enemy of the site, to being a brat the one time I hung out with her….she is kinda cute and more importantly a testament to the power of plastic surgery and its ability to take your broken down face and body that we all saw in her 20s…and mould it into a mom I’d totally fuck in her 30s, something that never happens…the aging gracefully shit is really a dude thing, women usually melt a way and get more and more fucking disgusting…

So seeing her suggestive bikini in her summer dress see through shit, may not be as exciting as the LA plastic bitch I saw the other day walking around in a sheer dress, with no underwear on, but I’ll give her some credit for pulling through her ugly, unwanted baby put up for adoption, and turning it around winning at life…

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2013

09

Jul

Nicole Richie is Kinda Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

Despite that fact that everything in me…I’m talking right down to my fucking core…including but not limited to my fucking soul…wants to hate this Nicole Richie bikini pictures, but she just looks so fit, thin and tiny and I really kinda like it.

She’s a mom of 2, she’s naturally not very hot at all and all my interactions with her from back in the DJ AM days when I was forced to hang with her, she’s been nothing but straight fucking cunt, but for some reason, a reason I call expensive natural looking implants, I want to stepfather her useless brat children…

I mean this vagina has seen some much and now I want to see it, and while I wait for it, I’ll just stare at the bikini pics.

I hate myself more than I already do for endorsing this girl, but bikinis do that to me….

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2013

08

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikinis With Jessica Alba of the Day

I guess these hollywood cunts with kids like to stick together on luxury weekend getaways. This is how the other half live people. Just garbage and in Nicole Richie’s case, literally garbage, that her own mother wanted nothing to do with, other than to dumpster, before Lionel Richie pulled her out of the backstage, semen and heroin needle trash, to keep her as his own, like when someone finds a stray dog and guilt forces them to step up.

I’m talking a troll of a girl, who was destined to be either dead at 5 after her mom drowned her accidentally while high, or a stripper/street whore in a questionable venue, but instead she’s rockin’ out in St Barts with Jessica Alba…flying private…owning clothing lines….staring on TV shows about fashion…and the whole thing is fucking nuts.

The good news is, all the money she makes and success she has, she’ll always know even her own momma didn’t want her, and sometimes, that eats away at a soul…..Yay! She deserves torment from her inner demons.

Here she is in a bikini, with Alba, showing off fake tits, and socialite moms trying to stay hot despite being moms bodies…..and it’s not all that great…but you’ll probably like it.


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2013

04

Apr

Nicole Richie’s Horrible Panty Line of the Day


Nicole Richie is a horrible person, and not just because even her own mother didn’t want her and threw her in the fucking dumpster outside a Lionel Richie concert like it was prom, where luckily for her, Lionel Richie picked her up and raised her as his own, giving her all the things her crackhead mom couldn’t, pretty much a lottery ticket that has lead to TV roles, socialite status, drug addiction, lame boyfriends and baby daddies, and clothing lines…when all she was supposed to do was die of an overdose in the projects at 16….or end up on the streets sucking dick for 5 dollars…but instead, instead she’s fucking hollywood.

But not Hollywood enough to not wear thick underwear to the gym. I’m guessing she’s on her period, or just has a leaky cunt filled with afterbirth, cuz whatever is going on here is fucking jokes, but then again the ass of a mom of two with gastric bypass surgery in leggings usually is, pantylines or not.


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