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2017

13

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Nipples of the Day

Nicollette Sheridan hard nipples in a white tank top

Nicollette Sheridan was the old slut on Desperate Housewives….the white Eva Longoria..I never watched the show but remember her more as a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want….

She’s 100 fucking years old now…but at one time was with Michael Bolton…pretty exciting…if you love Adult Contemporary..

She’s dressed like she’s 18, because if you leave the house, all girls show their nipples.

Damn she’s old…yet I stare….

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2012

17

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan Does Martial Arts in a Wet See Through Outfit of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan….a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…..is on the beach doing some kind of Martial Arts in a white outfit that when wet gets see thru….like all white outfits I encourage all girls wear when they plan on getting wet so that I can watch…..

Turns out that with all martial arts…something I’ve been calling super gay since some dude tried wrestling me as a kid and I felt his boner in my leg….while knowing that when I used to try to wrestle girls, it was to stick my boner in them….coupled with ever dude I’ve met into MMA and wrestling, no matter how popular it is, is in fact getting excited over half naked men grinding…..things got erotic….as her bf shoved dick in her face….

I’m into it.


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2012

16

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan’s Hot Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is probably best know for being engaged to Michael Bolton, but she was smart enough to end that shit, because it does nothing good for one’s self esteem…..not that their is anything wrong with Michael Bolton, it’s just hard to take him seriously no matter how many millions he makes with his bad music that talks to horny fat middle aged women….and tickles them at their core…..cuz no one else is tickling them…except maybe their 15 cats….

But as far as I’m concerned the highlight of her career was not having kids, cuz at 48, she’s still got a hot enough body to look at in a bikini, something she would have been pissed away if she wasn’t a vain, image oriented, bottom feeding celeb bitch I wanna fuck…cuz I generally see 1 in 100 moms who are actually hot as fuck….and those 1 in 100 I see probably looked better before raping themselves to reproduce….silly choices…


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2011

28

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan is Pretty Fantastic of the Day

If you have the ability to ignore her pretty old looking face, like I do, then you’ll appreciate a bitch in her 40s who didn’t fuck around making Michael Bolton gay babies with the most luxury 80s hair, and instead kept her shit tight, put together and something I’d want to fuck…which isn’t saying much, considering I stuck my dick in rotton curdled milk this morning just cuz I was curious how it felt, and now I’m stuck smelling this sour smell all day…nothing I’m not used to…

All this to say, Nicolette Sheridan looks fucking old and hot and I want to crawl up her leg and die inside her menopausal pussy, playing a sex game I call “The Baby You Never Had”…whatever that means…

Here are the pics.

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2011

05

May

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Ass in Jeans of the Day

I spent the better part of the morning watching older ladies in yoga pants and leggings walking around. I guess it has to do with spring coming, or maybe them trying their best to get in mom bikini shape, or maybe they just have nothing better to do now that their kids are all grown up and I got lost in their asses…

See normally I am disgusted by what women become, but couldn’t help but wonder the story of each and every ass…you know every journey that those pussies traveled before my meeting them today with fabric wedged between their shit…Fascinating concept…now here’s Nicolette Sheridan’s old lady ass in jeans to give you a taste of what I was eating all day…Boom.

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2010

12

Mar

Nicolette Sheridan in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is one of those self-involved cunts who craves male attention, but in her defense, she did spend the better part of the last 20 years in a relationship with Michael Bolton, and his idea of getting it on is blow drying his hair and asking her what she thinks about it….

The good thing about those self-involved cunts who crave male attention while trying to stay classy, is that well into their 40s they still look worth fucking, thanks to making a key decision in her youth….and that key decision was to have an abortion everytime it came up….

So for every slutty picture of this old lady you see you can thank Michael Bolton and Abortions for making it happen…

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Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|See Through

2009

22

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Got No Bra and A Pair of Men’s Underwear On of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan was out wearing what you’d expect to see a man wearing in a Calvin Klein ad and not entirely something you’d expect to see a Hollywood whore rockin’ out in public, but then again, she is recently single, you know, no more Michael Bolton singing in her pussy like it was a Jazz Sax, oh wait that’s Kenny G, same shit….

Maybe this is some kind of walk of shame after a night getting fucked up the ass by the dude she’s walking around with, where her party dress got a mix of shit and cum smeared all over it and the only outfit they could come up with out of his closet was this. Everything else was too big for her and that would really be obvious, so squeezing in a pair of his boxer briefs and undershirt with no bra, just made sense….

I’m not complaining, I think she’s still hot for an old bitch who I am sure has fucked many many many men but who never polluted herself with kids…maybe because of a botched abortion,but probably because she’s too busy loving herself, but then again, what the fuck do I know, look at the pics…

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