I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Pamela Anderson Category

2017

25

Oct

Pamela Anderson Naked of the Day

Pamela Anderson Naked

Pamela Anderson got naked for some magazine at 100 years old – never too late to be a titty model, even when you’re a titty model by definition, it’s all you know, it’s all you do, and you’ve invested in your body…you know her bolt on tits are so youthful..and magical bolt ons probably only a few years old…because girl’s constantly trying to get them perfect, but never perfect…because they are fake.

Go Canada…

The only funny Pam Anderson story I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

These are bold, edgy, controversial because she’s so old, but whatever, they are Pam Anderson…with her new Liver from the Hep Cure…to this new life..

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2017

31

Jul

Pamela Anderson Topless and Menopausal for PETA of the Day

I just ate chicken and bacon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect animals, I mean it kind of does since I don’t need to be eating animals, I don’t really love the taste, yet I just ate murdered animal because it was on my sandwich for no real nutritional reason, and I guess meat in and of itself as a concept is vile…

But I like to think I do it to increase my carbon footprint, to help destroy the planet, knowing how much of the world’s resources go into feeding livestock for us to eat, when we don’t need to eat it, and to transport livestock that we don’t need to eat, yet we eat, because we are idiots…

So I get what Pam Anderson is doing here for PETA, getting topless, fighting FUR, it’s important..it’s just weird and shameless to see Pam Anderson and her plastic surgery ridden everything at 50 getting naked to promote anything…and those tits…they can’t be animal friendly…or anything friendly…but at least they are being put to use to save cute animals from dying…for excess even though she’s excessive…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Pam Anderson Monster TITTIES of the Day

Pam Anderson brought her mutant Frankenstein tits to a photoshoot – where they spilled out of her weird outfit – because she was clearly drunk and a disaster….and so were her tits, that she didn’t actually notice were spilling out of her shirt because they’ve been hacked up so many times…

She’s old as hell, looks old and hell, and this is how I assume plastic surgery ages….

These tits have been mutilated to fuck like some kind of female circumcised vagina but the titty version…she’s a victim here, as she looks down and see what must be scarred to shit, no feeling, terrifying….

Were her her original tits been really that bad….I like small tits…why did this happen…was monster tits the reason for her career? Would she have made it without them? Did people really like tit implants that much in the 90s? Not to mention why is she so haggard…when other 50 year olds aren’t? Is it the cured hep, or the way her injections melt? Why is she so trashy, yet so rich? so many questions..all for Canada…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2014

26

Dec

They Were Once Hot and Now They Are 100, Washed Up and in Bikinis of the Day


Pamela Anderson


Stephanie Seymour

Fascinating…but not as fascinating as the fact that I would totally still fuck both of them…even knowing they are hep filled and rotten from all the years of being rockstar groupie, party slut, pigs…because I am a sick man…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Stephanie Seymour

2013

23

Aug

Pamela Anderson for GQ Russia of the Day

I wonder how long ago these pictures were shot, I’m thinking a decade, not because she looks young and vibrant, this Pam Anderson bitch, but because she’s in a thong, and being 100 fucking years old this year, thongs are supposed to be banned, making think that even with all the photoshop she can manage, this would never have happened…unless maybe in Germany, cuz Germans are freaks…and into gross fetishes…like shitting elderly diaper porn…

That said, it is typical that Russia would be into her 30 years too late, during the 80s communism it happened with jeans, coca cola, McDonalds and a lot of things us Capitalists were already over and done with….and so the cycle continues…

I mean, I realize these are old pics, but still too new for how old this bitch is…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2011

13

Sep

Pamela Anderson Big Old Fake Tits for Old Times of the Day

Here’s a tribute to fake tits that encouraged so many strippers after her to bleach their hair and get fake tits in hopes of getting in playboy, then in movies, then rockstar cock, so that they don’t have to live the shitty life, even though they all end up living the shitty life, because there’s only enough room from on slut who you kinda knew would end up dying of Hepatitis way back when you watched her have unprotected sex, and babies with rockstar dick…

These cleavage pics aren’t all that erotic, but I figure since her tits are probably only 10 years old, it’s like kiddie porn….cuz when the minor is a set of fake tits…it remains disgusting but on a whole other level that is legal and not quite disturbing….

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2011

25

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Old Fake TIts of the DAy

This just in…Pam Anderson hasn’t died of Hep yet, but it’s taking it’s fucking toll on her face…unless that’s just natural progression of shitty plastic surgery settling like an old house built on swamp,…..you know plastc aging like it was human….no matter what, it is some science experiment in action and it’s interesting to watch, even if there’s less nipple or see through than I’d want or expect by this old tired bitch.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2010

02

Aug

Baywatch Bitches Old at the David Hasselhoff Roast of the Day

Apparently they roasted David Hasselhoff this past weekend because his life wasn’t enough of a fucking joke and they figured they had to drive the point home….and all his Baywatch pussy made an appearance….and since I was one of the many dudes who jerked off to this shit cuz we didn’t have internet at the time and it was enough to get us off…back before all the desensitization that lead to throat rape being the only way to our orgasm….and I thought it’d be nice to post this as a where are they now, throwback to pussy that once made us cum, and maybe if you’re really into it, pussy that can make you come again, cuz like a fine wine, shit gets better with age, but I doubt that’s the case….cuz masturbation isn’t like marriage and we don’t have to stay locked down to one whore…but I’ve been wrong before…

So here’s Traci Bingham, Pam Anderson, Angelica Bridges, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin all old, botoxed and some even fat, but their fake stupid shoulda been pornstar tits haven’t aged a bit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Baywatch|David Hasselhoff|Gena Lee Nolin|Nicole Eggert|Pamela Anderson|Traci Bingham

2010

17

Mar

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool…

I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Cameltoe|Pamela Anderson|See Thru|Shorts

2010

03

Mar

Some Pamela Anderson in a Gold One-Piece of the Day

These are pictures from a couple of weeks ago that you’ve probably already seen and that I may have already posted, but I am posting again, because I have a bad memory but also because seeing Pam Anderson’s sloppy Hep-C mom ass from this angle is just too funny for me to not post, you see because I used to find her hot and exciting when I didn’t know better, and I generally like a friendly reality check to remind me that life is pretty fucking shitty and all things come to an end because when your sexual fantasy is old and haggard it usually means so are you…

These came out because she’s doing some Dancing with the Stars bullshit, that will be fun to watch, like watching a trainwreck where no one dies and the only casualty will be her pride….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gold|One Piece|Pamela Anderson