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2017

22

Sep

Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day

Phoebe Price in red fishnets on a horse

Phoebe Price is amazing, and here’s a Phoebe Price exclusive you’ve all been waiting for, celebrating her birthday and HALLOWEEN (already), any excuse to bounce on a horse in lingerie in a boomerang for me to jerk off to because she’s perfect.

Phoebe Price for those of you who don’t know is a timeless classic, she doesn’t age, she just just sort of there, where? every where!…

No one what she does, yet everyone seems to know who she is, and by everyone, I mean the one person I talk to, because I have no friends, which says something about her and her willingness to be a shameless attention seeker – who shows up places half naked because she know the paparazzi is there – from the golden age of pre social media – when it took a real special person to actually get paparazzi attention for being shameless…now everyone is doing it DIY…but that doesn’t mean Phoebe isn’t perfect….it’s also nice to see her hanging out with a horse and not all those other fame whores who are actually whores….you know…I KNOW>

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2017

26

Jul

This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day

I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day…

But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect…

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2017

16

Jun

Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible…

What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few….

Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good.

I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to..

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2014

13

Oct

Phoebe Price Does the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I am a fan of Pheobe Price.

You probably don’t know who she is, but that’s ok because she’s not really anyone. She’s from the South, probably has money, moved to LA to either be famous or around the famous. She has friends who are paparazzi and figured out how to manipulate the media enough to get noticed by said paparazzi, for no reason other than to get in the media, and I just think I appreciate her level of shamelessness, the fact she isn’t even interested in a career, I mean she must be in her 40s or even 50s, and most importantly, that she just does this for her ego, to feel important…

I mean, showing up to a paparazzi ridden pumpkin patch in a pants less costume – is next fucking level…and that why she needs to be an inspiration to us all..or at least to girls out there who think they need a marketable talent to get on the internet…you just need a willingness to not worry about being made fun of…and for that reason alone, I would never make fun of Phoebe Price…she does it for her own personal reasons and not to get ahead, and I’ll always support someone just being themselves…especially in this get ahead, suck dick, get famous world…

There’s whoring, there is fame whoring, then there is Phoebe Price..who we don’t really know what she’s doing – but she’s doing it…

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2012

04

Sep

Phoebe Price Ridiculous in Staged Bikini Pics she Pays For of the Day

Phoebe Price may be the devil…she may be all that is wrong with America…you know some bitch who inherited a ton of money from her daddy and ran to Hollywood with it to live the celebrity life, pay the paparazzi to follow her, end up on blogs and feel fulfilled as a person, but really that’s far more interesting to me, than seeing these other spoiled brat cunts, obssessed with their social circles and social clubs, with their garden parties and adulturous Soap Opera lives, that end with mental institutions, cocaine overdoses, and young boy toys taken them for all they are worth…because dreams of Hollywood and getting on blogs shows serious insecurities and attention seeking well into her 50s that make her fun to laugh at. Seriously, this bitch could be anywhere but this is what she chooses….weird.


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2012

01

May

Phoebe Price Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Phoebe Price posted these pictures of her modeling bathing suits for some Italian swimwear line yesterday and I couldn’t help but laugh….I mean what kind of sorry fucking company would use a bitch like Phoebe Price as a spokesperson for shit…I mean she’s a struggling spokesperson for herself…and squeezing her tired, useles, old body into a bathing suit, just makes the bitch look like a clown on her way to a Frat birthday party as some mean joke and not somethng anyone buying slutty, trashy bikinis that look suited for retired stripprs, would wanna look at….but I guess Phoebe Price has consistently been a joke….and here’s just an extension of that…..

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2012

25

Apr

Phoebe Price’s Titties Eat Lunch Cuz She’s Got Nothing Else Going On of the Day

In today’s totally irrelevant…god knows who the fuck she is….but I’m friends with her on Facebook and she pays the paparazzi to take pics of her that the media produces cuz after her dad died of cancer she got an inheritance that allowed her to go to LA and live the good life unemployed…pretending to be relevant…..

A useless celebrity that isn’t a celebrity cuz 99 percent of people have never heard of her or her quest to fame that didn’t involve a sex tape like the other no name idiots who are famous for nothing and make 40,000,000 a year doing nothing….

Phoebe just scrambles…for the cheap media attention showing up places other celebs are….and makes a full time job out of it…..

The best she fucking does is posts cleavage on facebook….excepet the other day when SHE FLASHED HER INVISIBLE NIPPLE IN A BIKINI ….20 years too late old lady…

Here’s her cleavage you don’t care about and can’t jerk off to that I’m jost posting cuz I am in her trap and into seeing her dark pink and orange topped labia.

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2012

09

Apr

Phoebe Price Flashing Nipple in a Bikini of the Day


The highlight of my life in both real life….and internet life….is not HAVING PHOEBE PRICE AS A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….

If anything, I ignore her….It doesn’t make me feel like I am brushing internet shoulders with a famous person….It just depresses me that I know she exists….

This past weekend, she posted these pictures without her nipples, but with a link of the paprazzi agency who she paid to take them, I asked her how much she paid them to follow her, you know to help make her on her quest to get noticed even though she’s a nobody who does nothing…..and she didn’t answer…if anything, I think she might have blocked me for calling her hustle out for what it is….something I think her flashing her nipple does a good enough outlining, packaging, and explaining that to the public who bother paying attention….attention seeking in the most low level way….

It just irritates me that these idiots waste their time on shit that doesn’t matter, she should be spending less time promoting herself for doing nothing and more doing something that helps the world….but she is showing nipple and since that’s how I help the world….I guess I need her kind to give me something to give you that doesn’t belong to me…and I know that doesn’t make your life a better one….but I never said I was a hero or that I wasn’t a bottom feeder…I’m not an aspiring fake celebrity….but I do love nipples, even 40 plus and invisible thanks to being a light skinned redhead…who like all red heads probably has an offensively pink twat. Who cares.


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2012

29

Mar

A Horrible Phoebe Price Optical Illusion from Hell that Nightmares are Made Of….of the Day

So many half naked Phoebe Prices in one picture….using mirrors to simulate her own army of clones coming to invade every paparazzi hot spot to hopefully get noticed and make it in the tabloids….a challenge she sets herself out for everyday….like a hero going into battle…because approval from the media….is like that approval her dead daddy used to give her…before giving her an inheritance that allows her to pretty much chase paparazzi all day….turning herself into some modern day personality or clown no one knows or cares exists…all while pushing 40….all while her prime is behind her….all when having no

And this pic is fucking with my head head so hard I think I just shit myself, but that may be unrelated to this image that reminds me of a nightmare I once had….

She posted it to Facebook…I have no idea what it is all about….I try not to read her updates.


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2011

10

Oct

Phoebe Price Vagina Flash Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

I still don’t know what Phoebe Price is. I don’t know why the paparazzi take pics of her. I don’t know whay she dresses skanky despite being old and doughy and I sure as hell don’t know what’s going on a the pumpkin patch, but it does represent all that is wrong with Hollywood, where even the non famous attention whores have paparazzi after them…See I don’t care that this bitch exists, I just don’t get why the paparazzi care she exist….obviously, they are on pay roll and those scum will do anything for money…and as long as she’s flashing panties, I’ll pay attention…but for the record…I prefer seeing fire crotches getting fucked at all ages….let’s hope that’s the next step.

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2011

05

Sep

Phoebe Price in her America Bikini of the Day

The highlight on my Phoebe Price relationship wasn’t the day she added me to facebook, but was the day I was the first person to LIKE when she went to the hospital for cracking her head open….

I mean other than trying to figure out who the fuck Phoebe Price is or why the paparazzi take pictures of her….I mean I get she gets in her bikini and shows off her old body, but what the fuck is the point of her….From what I understand she’s a rich southerner who pays them to give her some level of celebrity…cuz that’s what you do when you’re an attention seeking rich girl with money to spend on uselessness…but even with that…why the fuck do I post on her…

Oh right…cuz of the bikinis….I am a slave to the bikinis…

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2011

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Showing Off Useless Tit of the Day

I still haven’t figured out what Phoebe Price does and why that doesn’t include starring in a sex tape….I mean she’s a real fucking bottom feeding attention seeker and that’s what they fucking do…but for some reason…all this old lady with a red pussy does is get in a bikini or put on a dress showing off some tit and the paparazzi get fired up and snap pics…making me believe that someone’s getting paid off in a seriously way…

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2010

18

Oct

Phoebe Price Attention Whore of the Day

This pumpkin patch is a fucking joke….There is no way this many celebs need pumpkin, but more importantly, there’s no way celebrities care enough about finding the perfect pumpkin, or the great rewarding experience that comes with choosing their own pumpkin…they could just send their hired help to do it.

This might as well be a photobooth that automatically uploads their bottom-feeding, boring pictures to the tabloids….because that’s the only reason this shit is there….and the only reason celebs are going to it…it’s a publicist set up load of fucking shit, so whenever I see pictures of the shit, I get mad knowing it’s just that easy for these pigs.

This pumpkin patch needs trashy has-beens trying to insert pumpkin’s in their lesbian cunts…then it will redeem itself….I’m talking to you Lohan, escape rehab properly this time and make it happen…..

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2010

26

Jul

Phoebe Price Does Wonder Woman at Comicon of the DAy

Phoebe Price is too old for this shit…but for some reason she manages to get herself into every event she can, whether she’s got business being there or not, so I have have no idea why she is at Comicon, or what she’s promoting, or if she’s just walkin’ thru cuz she knows the paparazzi is there, but I know she is no wonderwoman….she is old and horrible…and this must be some kind of miserable joke…But it’s nice to see she got to spend some time with Perez Hilton and his new haircut…and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2010

17

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Picture Stupidity of the Day

Phoebe Price continues her clown behavior in her bikini and I encourage, not so much because I like older redheads with shitty bodies in bikinis, but more because I like seeing anyone desperate for attention that they’d be willing to pretty much humiliate themselves, cuz a girl willing to humiliate herself to get noticed, is usually one who is pretty fucking easy to manipulate into doing other things, and even though we don’t have access to blowjobs from this bitch after we convince her that we can get her into the tabloids, it’s still kinda funny to watch….so cehck out this red haired clown clownin half naked when she should put some clothes on….

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