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2007

16

Nov

I am – People Who Attended the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

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Some dude just dropped a your mom joke on me and I fucking love your mom jokes, not because I find them that inspiring or creative and totally played the fuck out, but because my mom died when I was a kid and I like to reverse the your mom joke on the motherfucker because any normal person feels bad about droppin that shit on me and that is a lot funnier than saying “your mom” or “that’s what your mom said”. So today I told some dude that he’s awesome for hooking me up with something and he said “that’s what your mom said” and I said:

You know my mom? I thought she died when i was 5…I guess she just ran away from us and the priest who ran the orphanage told us she had died because he didn’t want us feeling like we were abandoned. Tell her I say hi and that I expect my birthday and christmas gifts from the last 32 years in cash.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are pictures of the arrivals of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because I know that girls get off on seeing other girls in their lingerie. It’s like some competitive shit that makes them feel sexy and insecure and makes them want to suck their boyfriend’s dick harder than ever all at the same time, in some weird trying to reclaim that they are the most desirable vagina or some shit.

Hayden Panettiere’s Researching for the Day She Graduates Out of Her Midget Training Bra

Stacy Keibler’s Legs Need a Bra of their Own….cuz They Are So Long, They Are Like a Person of Their Own

Eva Longoria is Mexican and Doesn’t Buy Her Underwear in Packs of 6 from Wal Mart

Rachel Leigh Cook’s Cleavage Lookin’ For Support

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge because they are Useless

Kat Von D wearing some Crazy fucking Pants cuz She’s Such an Original and Not Trying Hard at All….

Ana Oritz because She’s Got Some Good Cleavage, But I have No Idea Who She Is…


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Rachel Leigh Cook’s Almost Cleavage of the Day

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I went out with one of my guys friends last night who I hadn’t seen in awhile. We went out to the bar and decided to play this game we regularly take part in to see which one of us could find someone to leave with first. We both needed to get laid and a little incentive with some friendly competition is always fun.

Since he chose to leave with the fattest, sloppiest bitch in the place (cause he has no dignity) I ended up loosing the bet and gave him the $20. I like to fuck just as much as, or more then, the average person but even I have some sort of standard. And the point of the game is for there to a be a little bit of a challenge involved in it you know?

I guess in the end a bet is a bet and fair is fair. He got $20 and got laid, and I went home alone woke up with a hangover and spend the rest of my day writing for all 4 of you.

Here’s Rachel Leigh Cook and her almost cleavage, which is better then no cleavage at all and when you’re virgin like yourself, you need to get it when it’s given. So go grab your tissues and lotion, and pretend your body is a theme park for 3-5 minutes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Rachel Leigh Cook's Almost Cleavage of the Day

rachel_leigh_cook_header1.jpg

I went out with one of my guys friends last night who I hadn’t seen in awhile. We went out to the bar and decided to play this game we regularly take part in to see which one of us could find someone to leave with first. We both needed to get laid and a little incentive with some friendly competition is always fun.

Since he chose to leave with the fattest, sloppiest bitch in the place (cause he has no dignity) I ended up loosing the bet and gave him the $20. I like to fuck just as much as, or more then, the average person but even I have some sort of standard. And the point of the game is for there to a be a little bit of a challenge involved in it you know?

I guess in the end a bet is a bet and fair is fair. He got $20 and got laid, and I went home alone woke up with a hangover and spend the rest of my day writing for all 4 of you.

Here’s Rachel Leigh Cook and her almost cleavage, which is better then no cleavage at all and when you’re virgin like yourself, you need to get it when it’s given. So go grab your tissues and lotion, and pretend your body is a theme park for 3-5 minutes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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Kylie Minogues Cleavage in a Kite of the Day
christina Aguilera’s Crazy Fucking Cleavage of the Day
Anne Hathaway’s Boring Cleavage of the Day

Posted in:cleavage|Rachel Leigh Cook|Unsorted