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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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2018

07

May

Rihanna’s Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rihanna Big Tits in a White and Red Fenty Savage Lingerie

Rihanna started a Lingerie brand so she’s got her titties out..

I guess she realizes, like Jessica Simpson before her, that if you create a brand of bullshit, your fans will buy into it just because your name is attached to it, and what better product like to launch than Lingerie for someone who started out her career as a low level sex worker…Rihanna…

I mean she’s already done the PUMA collab, that’s made her one some Michael Jordan for Nike level money…all while sitting at home and clearly feeding her tits with all that Caribbean ROTI….and Saudi Prince billionaire sperm.

This is a campaign to promote her shit…that is likely shit…but that I appreciate because lingerie is a wonderful thing to try to see a woman in, and soak a woman through, even if you’re ghetto like me and lingerie to you, is like lingerie to me, some soiled, stained with shit, period and pussy mucus, ripped up pair of hanes for her…it’s still lingerie to me.

Here are the tits in NYC
Rihanna Big Tits in a Nude Lace Shirt

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2018

03

May

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue

Rihanna is really loving her thickness, and I gues sit has something to do with people fucking loving her thickness, like Saudi Billionaires with a black girl fetish, that once banged Naomi Campbell or some other black girl, and has basically bought this one…because what the fuck else is she going to date when she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars…you can only date billionaires…it’s the life cycle of the woman you know…

That said, I’ve seen her thickness coming, I mean she’s always been thick thighed and I like the new found tits…I think it’s a great story of a sex worker in the islands being saved by the American dream….only to be a less obvious sex worker in her life…because she made it by the American dream…

This is her VOGUE shoot.

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue

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2018

16

Apr

Rihanna Coachella Nipples of the Day

Rihanna Nipples in a see through nude dress at coachella

Thick legged Rihanna, the Arab or Russian billionaire fucking, Barbadian dream….who went from Karaoke Bar Sex Worker to top of the charts celebrity in America…making her rich as fuck, famous as fuck, someone everyone loves, who has consistently put her tits out there, because I guess has lost touch with her roots, at least from the roots of being a shanty living poor chick no one liked, but hasn’t lost touch with the importance of using them titties to get you out there…

Sure, she’s done, accomplished, made it but it’s always nice to give people a nice reminder that she’s still a thing…people are flimsy, they are unreliable, they forget who you are when someone else comes along….so here’s a solid reminder….even if we’d prefer to see her pussy lips….because nipples are so basic…all the girls are doing it…

Rihanna Nipples in a see through nude dress at coachella 2

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2017

20

Dec

Rihanna Nipple of the Day

Rihanna  Nipple

Rihanna got the nipple out….that’s all I have to say about that…girl is a billionaire from the projects in the islands…and clearly a mental case because of that…from sex worker in her teens to super star….where does that leave her now…pulling out that tit for photos…which I guess is a great place to be.

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2017

08

Dec

Rihanna Nipples of the Day

Rihanna's Nipples Smoking a Blunt

Rihanna has nipples…

Fascinating….

I guess it’s more interesting that seeing her recently thick as fuck thighs…because the lazy rich Caribbean woman is shining through, full of ROTI and Plantains or some shit….it’s inevitable, but the titties get bigger though and that’s a good thing…you know to off-set the thick thighs..

SCIENCE…call me PROFESSOR….here to LEARN you good.

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2017

04

Dec

Rihanna in Vogue Paris of the Day

Rihanna in Vogue Paris

Rihanna just had a street in Barbados named after her, even though a lot of the locals that I knew years ago fucking hated her, but I guess eventually that hate turned into pride, like hometown hottie who has more money than the island combined, getting special treatment from the Government as a thanks for putting them on the map….or some shit…

You know, why invest into the infrastructure of the country, give Rihanna gifts, because she doesn’t have enough sitting in her 30 million dollar house, a far cry from the shanty she was raised in…

I heard that since being found while working as a child prostitute and turned into a star, she’s been a cunt to the people she was raised with, because she can…but look at her now…bigger than life, bigger than she’s ever been, bigger that the street named after her…what I am saying is girl is big for Vogue….

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2017

30

Nov

Rihanna in a Magazine of the Day

Rihanna for Dazed Magazine

Rihanna has given up trying, she’s at that level of fame where she doesn’t need to try..you know ho wit is…

Rihanna from child hooker who made it in America thanks to a good pervert who vacationed in Barbados…has made the 100s of millions…and can sit back and ride it out..because she has left her mark and will forever be – Rihanna..

Dazed magazine, not to be confused with the exploitative Paper magazine, who try to break the internet by exploiting black women who have made it in the white world, not that Kim Kardashian is black, or can be exploited more than she’s exploited herself….put out their own break the internet, featuring Rihanna…but not for having an orgy with herself, like you’d expect from her, at least in her slutty years…and not for balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass, but for being really fucking scaled down, not made up, like a girl in art school out at a bar…fully clothed…and I guess it’s to not piss off her Arab billionaire suitor who wants his girl to be respectable…or maybe it’s cuz she’s given up, her weight gain would make you assume that…and this is zero hot…

I guess everyone has a lifespan and she’s managed to make a lot of fucking money in a short period of time that she could pretty much take selfies of herself shitting, taking nasty fucking dumps after eating too many chicken wings, and people would still go nuts for her…give her brand deals….and celebrate whatever scam it is she managed to pull off…

There’s a nipple…

THE GOOD NEWS IN RIHANNA NEWS IS THAT SHE’S ANTI TRANNY…not so much anti tranny, but into hiring women not trannies, because celebrate women not trannies, trannies are just men parodying women, and the world accepting them so widely is just catering to their mental illness..

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2017

13

Nov

Rihanna Stripper Dance for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets of the Day

I haven’t seen this Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Luc Besson film but apparently Valerian is some French comic, and Luc Besson, probably best known for The Fifth Element, a movie I remember seeing in the late 90s, that inspired all the raver girls I knew to wear ridiculously colored hair and slutty outfits designed by Jean Paul Gauthier….

I don’t really fuck with Sci/Fi unless it’s got elements of perversion, which most of it does, because nerds are fucking perverts, all undersexed and too smart for their own good.

In this Velerian, a movie that came out in the summer and that I didn’t see, Rihanna before she was fat, probably filmed two years ago, had a stripper dance scene and looked good, flexible and lovely, even if it was possibly not her doing all the dancing – but rather some circus performer as the french do…and the video is now on the interent for you Rihanna fans to jerk off to it…take it in…white latex nurse uniform my god.

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2017

03

Nov

Pregnant Looking Rihanna of the Day

Pregnant Looking Rihanna

Rihanna’s been looking rough, thick, like a typical Bajan woman who’s pushing 30 and filled with babies and Roti and other greasy food, because despite being a tropical island where you think life would be fun filled and sun filled and active…the ladies who live there are all very fucking large…I guess it’s from a sugar they eat..on the old plantations they once were slaves on…and now make Rum from….WHO KNOWS…

Her titties look bigger, she looks more crackhead and crazy and her boyfriend is some multi billionaire…knocked up would make sense even if she’s already richer than god…or everyone on her Island combined, including Simon Cowell who goes there to fuck boys..

This is not a Halloween….

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2017

17

Oct

Rihanna Got the See Through of the Day

Rihanna tits in a see through pink dress

Rihanna so edgy…

Even with the billion dollars she has made with shitty music thanks to illuminati strategy…

Even with a Saudi Prince billionaire…

Girl is still a gully Bajan girl from the Karaoke bar performing for the tourists at 14….titties out….for fashion…or whatever this is.

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2017

11

Sep

Rihanna Monster Tits of the Day

Rihanna has massive tits in a gucci fanny pack

Fat Rihanna has some perks…like monster tits…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

I mean…

You know Rihanna, you know her deal, you know she was rumored to be a child prostitute in barbados…before being celebrated by barbados and now you need to know…she’s got monster tits…the one perk of spending your money on food, and obviously Carribbean genetics pre-disposed to being obese…

I like this look…I like my black women well fed…

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2017

08

Aug

Rihanna’s Cropover Fest Continues of the Day

I THINK THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY, or maybe it was the highlight of the week, or even the YEAR is Rihanna in her native land of Barbados, where she was rumored to once be a teen prostitute who turned TRICKS with old British men that helped her launch her music career, I mean why else would some rich connected dude be hanging out with some 14 year old with a dream of song and dance…

This industry is too dark and corrupt for it to have just “happened”….there’s a reason for her not being a shanty living daughter of a garbage man still in Barbados….not the way she’s in Barbados now…living in the most expensive house on the island style…but being poor and still turning tricks…

But her big tits look big, her thickness good to me, I assumed she was pregnant with her Saudi prince’s meal ticket she clearly needs cuz she likes to eat…

I think it looks good. Sloppy…but good.

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2017

07

Aug

THICK RIHANNA FOR CROPOVER of the Day

It was Caribbean day in Toronto this weekend, which means it was probably Caribbean day everywhere, in Barbados they call it cropover fest, and as a Bajan woman she’s gotta celebrate…you know the hero of the country, the spokesperson, loved so much that the government gave her all kind of land despite her already being rich as fuck, she’s got responsibility to the people..who I’ve spoke to and who hate her…because she went from SHANTY to being a fucking cunt…

THAT SAID…

She’s THICK and in costume, looking good if you like your Caribbean women thick, and you should, since they are all thick..

She’s dating a SAudi Billionaire prince…and she exists…

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2017

28

Jun

Fat Rihanna Slutty in the Pool of the Day

I guess these are some high priced, high powered lens, paparazzi images of Rihanna and some Saudi Prince, or Saudi Oil Heir who has a history of fucking black women with status, like Naomi Campbell, because that’s what you do when you’re a young billionaire…

I guess this is proof that Rihanna has made it, or that no matter how rich a bitch is, she’s always going to date a richer dude than her, for security and because bitches hate spending their money and like being taken care of.

I guess it is also proof that if you’re a 14 year old Barbadian prostitute in a Karaoke Bar, there’s no stopping where your pussy can take you, from music career…to SERIOUSLY HUGE CELEBRITY…to billion dollar cock…

Don’t ever let NO ONE tell you you can’t have dreams girl…

The real issue is why does Mr Saudi Billionaire have a thing for black women…it’s his fetish…and I find that the more interesting thing than fat Rihanna fucking in the pool…

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