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2019

21

Jun

Rihanna Short Dress of the Day

Rihanna Short Dress

Rihanna in her short dress to attend her Fenty Pop-Up


I don’t know but the braids look familiar..
Rihanna Braids

Is that racist? You can never be too sure in this era of everyone being so uptight and sensitive and pussies when it comes to racism and appropriation….

But for some reason they are not uptight about sex work…that probably got Rihanna to the top selling artist she is…..

It just doesn’t make sense that a 14 year old who couldn’t sing was brought to NYC from Barbados…..

There was a video years ago from Rihanna’s high school, where she sang, and she fucking SUCKED….so hard that NO ONE would have said “Let’s export her”…

Some illuminati pedo shit must have been involved…

Island girl, who is getting a museum in Barbados, despite the locals hating her and her low class ways, even though she put them back on the map as more than just a tax haven for people from the UK….andI know she’s from the islands and not Africa…and that her family may have been plantation slaves for the purpose of Sugar Cane….but that was a long time ago and not what they are now….I mean her dad was a hard working garbage man…

Point being, her thighs are big….and she looks like shit…

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2019

11

Jun

Rihanna Slutty of the Day

Rihanna Slutty Interview

Rihanna is a bad girl….the single most important person on the island of Barbados…even if the people of Barbados used to hate on her and shit talk her…making fun of her for being some ghetto broke bitch, but also for being a sex worker who would fuck white tourists who were rolling through town…when she was 14….leading to her song and dance career….but probably all suck her dick at her 100 million dollar Barbados mansion they likely work for…as things workout when your career works out…

This is Rihanna being older, bigger, but hotter than ever…because there’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, to launch a Career…but it helps….


Rihanna Slutty Interview

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2019

03

Jun

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna Lingerie

I was talking to some dude who is trying to start a lingerie company the other day – as I do – and he told me that these instagram lingerie brands are the best scam out there because lingerie sells in huge numbers….

Not to mention, lingerie sells for so much and the margins are like 95 percent because idiots are willing to pay the inflated prices to look hot..

So building a lingerie brand is the business of fucking champions, the best scam out there, PANTY gold…lace and sheer panty gold…

I guess it is because there are so many whores on instagram who need outfits to wear, cuz you can’t wear the same lingerie twice….and their sugar daddies and financiers just pay up…

Which is probably why the superstar, now big girl, busty girl, always a naughty girl, Rihanna, straight from the ISLANDS sex working, via a huge pop music career, is out there selling panties..and not her panties like other sluts do….but a panty brand that I am sure makes stupid fucking money….and all she has to do is pose it in cuz that’s how you get idiots to buy in…

I am not hating this, Rihanna, even big Rihanna is hot to me….


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2019

02

May

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna Lingerie

Rihanna is a bad girl, out there being richer than anyone has ever been on her Island, except maybe Simon Cowell who uses Barbados as a tax shelter, and that dude who’s daughter married that dude who everyone fell in love with due to his mug shot, and I guess a lot of other British Billionaires who call Barbados home….but she’s definitely the richest and most famous local, one who was destined to be a hooker at the local Karaoke bars for the tourists, and who is rumored to have been a hooker to the tourists, working the luxury resorts not owning a 50 million dollar house on the luxury resort, treating the locals like shit cuz she feels better than them for making it, going home to parade all her goods..and now selling underwear…where she parades all her goods..

Now in Patois….

Rihanna a bad gyal out there being richa dan anyone ave eva been pan har Island except maybe Simon Cowell who uses Barbados as a tax shelta an dat dawg who\’s dawta marry dat dawg who everyone fall inna luv wid due to fi him mug shot an mi guess nuff oddah British Billionaires who call Barbados home but she\’s definitely di richest an most famous local one who did destined to be a hooka at di local Karaoke bars fi di tourists an who rumored to ave been a hooka to di tourists working di luxury resorts nuh owning a 50 million dollar yaad pan di luxury resort treating di locals like shit cuz shi feels betta dan dem fi making it a guh home to parade all har goods an now selling underwear weh shi parades all har goods

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2019

26

Mar

Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old of the Day

Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old should be the name of her next Single…

It’s like Umbrella-Ella-Ella-Eh…only after all that money’s been made, the good life has been executed and is in full force, and the need to be hot and fit out the window because you’ve become a legend…far from the prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bar to get tourist men to fuck her before being shipped to NYC to become Rihanna…she’s no longer a shanty living, daughter of a Garbage man…she’s primo…the richest bitch on the Island she was once a zero on….

So old and fat or not….she’s got her tits out in a bikini top and it’s good enough for me….

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2019

21

Feb

Big News Today – Rihanna Turns 31 Today of the Day

Rihanna Red BRa Fenty

I fucking hate birthday posts, birthday celebrations, birthday compilation posts. I find them lazy as fuck from people who lack vision and creativity and who just want to fill their websites with useless fodder that isn’t even clickbait…it’s just fucking trash…

Well, I got a notification on my phone from Youtube celebrating Rihanna’s Birthday and I thought…that at 31, she’s been at this since she was 14, that’s 17 years of hustle to become the icon that she is…even selling herself off at a young age to perverted old people to make her dreams come true…and now she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars…so it was all fucking worth it…and for that…I wanted to put up a compilation of her sluttiest pics cuz she’s a slut…and that’s what I am going to do…

Unfortunately, I only have pics from 2012 onwards, so 7 of the last 17 years…works for me….

Oh her birthday was yesterday- I guess that makes it funny remembering that I am bad with dates, slow, always behind, useless…right.

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2019

08

Jan

Rihanna Erotica of the Day

Rihanna Red BRa Fenty

My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect……

Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar….

There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores.

Rihanna Erotica Red Panties 3

Here are her tits on New Years
Rihanna Big Tits Braless

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2018

30

Nov

Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna Lingerie for Savage Fenty

Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other…

It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me.

Rihanna Lingerie for Savage Fenty

Rihanna Thong

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2018

23

Nov

Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day

Rihanna Topless in Red Fenty Savage Panties

Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro….

Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do.

That’s about all I need to say about that.

Rihanna Topless in Red Fenty Savage Panties

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2018

22

Nov

Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day

Rihanna Tits For Vanity Fair Italia 1

Guess what?

It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me…

Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit.


Rihanna Tits For Vanity Fair Italia 1

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