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2019

08

Jan

Rihanna Erotica of the Day

Rihanna Red BRa Fenty

My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect……

Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar….

There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores.

Rihanna Erotica Red Panties 3

Here are her tits on New Years
Rihanna Big Tits Braless

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2018

30

Nov

Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

Rihanna Lingerie for Savage Fenty

Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other…

It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me.

Rihanna Lingerie for Savage Fenty

Rihanna Thong

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2018

23

Nov

Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day

Rihanna Topless in Red Fenty Savage Panties

Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro….

Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do.

That’s about all I need to say about that.

Rihanna Topless in Red Fenty Savage Panties

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2018

22

Nov

Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day

Rihanna Tits For Vanity Fair Italia 1

Guess what?

It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me…

Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit.


Rihanna Tits For Vanity Fair Italia 1

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2018

18

Sep

Rihanna Big Bajan Tits of the Day

Rihanna Big Tits Pink Dress

If you’ve been to Barbados, and I have, it was some radio prize my wife won many fucking years ago, probably around the time Rihanna was first coming up, which was I guess around 20 years ago, where the country was still offended by her fame and fortune, jealous maybe, but very keen on telling every tourist they could that Rihanna was a teen prostitute who lived in a shanty and couldn’t even sing when she was first exported to the USA to be sold to Jay Z and turned into Rihanna….

Since then, she’s made 100s of millions of dollars, is still merchandising herself, and has gained 200 lbs, making her look like a lot of the local Bajan women, who aren’t famous, but who seem to eat too much Roti….because they are all diabetes level fat…

This is the very fucking rich version of that, I guess…

And with weight gain comes tits, something America has been aware of since the Obesity epidemic hit and the only girls you could bed were barn yard sized….but at least they had tits…the rationale of man is so simple to grasp and understand.

Here is some of her FENTYxSAVAGE erotica
Rihanna Tits See Through Green Lace Bra and PantiesRihanna Tits See Through Green Lace Bra and Panties

Rihanna Tits See Through Green Lace Bra and Panties Savage Fenty 8

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2018

14

Sep

Rihanna is Pantsless of the Day

Rihanna Big TIts Green Bra Nude No Panties

Fat Rihanna had a party, her fourth annual party in NYC for Fashion week to promote some bullshit that I don’t care about, because I wasn’t invited to this party, so it’s one of those you need to be important to attend her party, but you don’t need to be important to buy her records, her music, her merchandise, her product lines, all making her stupid rich, which I guess is the insane thing about actual celebs…they know they are too good for you…all because you gave them money….each of you contributing to a bank balance that allows them to be a cunt.

What I am saying is that this elitist, celebs are better than us shit has been debunked, it’s not real, instagrammers and youtubers who are normal people are getting almost as famous…but the problem is once they hit star level…they too become elitist cunts…

I guess money and fame just makes elitist cunts…out of people who dream and work to be famous and rich and finally get what they want…

It’s like this bitch doesn’t even remember living in a Shanty in Barbados…before sex working her way to the top….where she still wears skimpy tops…fat tits thanks to being fat….


Rihanna Big TIts Green Bra Nude No Panties

Candice Swanepoel and her tits were at the Rihanna Party…..

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Josephine Skriver was alos there…

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2018

11

Jul

Rihanna Smoking a Blunt While Fighting with her Man with her Big Tits of the Day

Rihanna looks mad…whilst smoking a blunt in Mexico…

I don’t know if she’s here with her Russian or Arab billionaire that she dates, and who dated Naomi Campbell before her, because clearly he has a type…black women, divas, rich and famous in their own right, which allows for them to be cunty as hell, which I guess keeps him entertained…

I heard they broke up, in gossip people somewhere, just not here care about…

I know she’s a crazy Bajan girl, who even if she wasn’t famous and rich would be super high maintenance. I know Bajan dudes and they always talk shit on how mental the women are, especially when you know them up, so if you factor in rich and fame…she must be the worst….

But her weight gain in her tits isn’t bad…even if it’s also a weight gain everywhere, clearly dude is filling her out for his fantasies to come true…cuz when you’re as rich as him, you can buy anything.

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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

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Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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2018

07

May

Rihanna’s Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rihanna Big Tits in a White and Red Fenty Savage Lingerie

Rihanna started a Lingerie brand so she’s got her titties out..

I guess she realizes, like Jessica Simpson before her, that if you create a brand of bullshit, your fans will buy into it just because your name is attached to it, and what better product like to launch than Lingerie for someone who started out her career as a low level sex worker…Rihanna…

I mean she’s already done the PUMA collab, that’s made her one some Michael Jordan for Nike level money…all while sitting at home and clearly feeding her tits with all that Caribbean ROTI….and Saudi Prince billionaire sperm.

This is a campaign to promote her shit…that is likely shit…but that I appreciate because lingerie is a wonderful thing to try to see a woman in, and soak a woman through, even if you’re ghetto like me and lingerie to you, is like lingerie to me, some soiled, stained with shit, period and pussy mucus, ripped up pair of hanes for her…it’s still lingerie to me.

Here are the tits in NYC
Rihanna Big Tits in a Nude Lace Shirt

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2018

03

May

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue of the Day

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue

Rihanna is really loving her thickness, and I gues sit has something to do with people fucking loving her thickness, like Saudi Billionaires with a black girl fetish, that once banged Naomi Campbell or some other black girl, and has basically bought this one…because what the fuck else is she going to date when she’s worth 100s of millions of dollars…you can only date billionaires…it’s the life cycle of the woman you know…

That said, I’ve seen her thickness coming, I mean she’s always been thick thighed and I like the new found tits…I think it’s a great story of a sex worker in the islands being saved by the American dream….only to be a less obvious sex worker in her life…because she made it by the American dream…

This is her VOGUE shoot.

Rihanna Thickness for Vogue

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