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2013

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Model Pose in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rihanna launched a clothing line…because that’s the life of a celebrity…you know serial “entrepreneurs” involved in any type of business they want….because all they have to do is attach their name to the shit…and collect royalty checks while actual business people run it…I mean her involvement is nothing more than spending the money it makes on her lavish lifestyle…and pretending to wear the clothes cuz it makes her money…This should offend any actual fashion designer trying to make it – Rihanna just did it better than you…with no training….sucks to be you.

Here’s a video about her launch via the UK….

The funniest thing is that she showed up an hour late because she doesn’t give a fuck about the line and has nothing to do with the line….or setting up the show….even when they ask her about it she’s dropping bullshit lines and catch phrases she was told to say….cuz she’d rather be home napping…but part of the deal is this make believe shit…

I am only into it cuz she’s not wearing a bra…..Here’s the collection via the Telegraph….

Next stop for Rihanna getting choked out by her baby daddy….on their wedding day…..

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2013

28

Feb

Rihanna Behind the Scenes for Elle UK of the Day

Rihanna is a fashion model now…all doing covers of magazines and shit…she’s come a long way from being a garbage man’s daughter sucking dick to get off her Caribbean island shanty….back when she was 14 and trapped that dude who sold her to Jay Z….in what must be a really insane story that we’ll never know….but we all know hotter girls, more talented girls, from more advantageous situations, who would love to be Rihanna…and aren’t…bringing up a lot of what the fucks…..

Love her or hate her for teaching girls to accept and forgive guys who beat the fuck out of you..I think she’s hot…and knowing she can throw down and not press charges…kinda makes her more exciting…not cuz I like the idea of beating women…just cuz I like the idea of Rihanna being beaten cuz she’s a fucking idiot who puts herself in situations and deserves it.

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2013

28

Feb

Rihanna Avoids the Upskirt, She So Classy….of the Day

I am offended that Rihanna is pulling down her sweatshirt she’s wearing as a dress when getting out of the car for some party at some club in LA….because this is Rihanna….an rumored ex teen prostitute who airs her dirty laundry….period stains and all…out for the world to see and make judgement on….when she’s not posting half naked pics of herself on social media…or leaking them to the media back when she was trying to re-invent herself….

She’s sending mixed messages….I mean she seems like the kind of girl who wants her millions of fans to give her a gynecological exam through pics…but then she pulls back when the time is right to make that happen…

It is just so inconsistent….it gives me a headache…


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2013

26

Feb

Rihanna in a Bikini Eating a Pickle of the Day

OMG, RIHANNA MUST BE PREGNANT – CUZ SHE’S EATING A PICKLE!!!

Or maybe….she’s just eating a pickle, but where is the fun in that storyline….I want broken down woman who goes back to her abuser only to marry and get knocked up….leaving her to raise a future criminal…cuz with all that money….and all that fucked up morals and values…there’s little room for raising a well rounded person….you know cuz she’s not well rounded…she’s off the fucking deepend in this celebrity game and it is gonna end bad…..

The only time I like seeing girls with pickles is when it is a gateway activity to them having sex with said pickle….it’s just my Jewish deli clerk fantasy…..that she’d probably participate in…if you beat her up well enough to get her a hit album like Chris Brown did…or if she never got famous and continued her Bajan karaoke bar hustlin’….

But she is in a bikini….and that means that nothing I just wrote matters….it never does….


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2013

25

Feb

Rihanna’s Thighs are Rich of the Day

Rihanna is avoiding some crotch shot, showing some thick thigh, with a classy purse that says “RICH” on it…because you guessed it…she’s rich….and more importantly…that’s probably the only word she knows how to spell….because she’s dropped out of school at 14 to become rich….and thanks to the paparazzi, her fame, the public image, advertising that she’s rich with her clothing and accessories, is up on some trashy shit…this is some redneck lottery winner in his brand new fishing boat called “Millionaire Bessy”….or some shit no one really needs to see cuz all of us motherfuckers are struggling to pay the fucking rent….asshole.

This is almost as obnoxious as when she goes back to Barbados and makes the cool kids from her high school do maid service shit for her….you know to get back at them….and show them who is rich….

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2013

21

Feb

Hot As Fuck Naked Rihanna and Kate Moss By Mario Testino for V Magazine of the Day

I guess V Magazine is into recycling…because they just posted this Video
of Kate Moss and Rihanna from a shoot that was released BACK IN NOVEMBER 2012….

I guess they put money into this shit and want to milk it as hard as they can, hoping to bring it back for a second life with some content people haven’t already seen, you know especially now that Rihanna is the top of her fucking game….and as long as it involves two babes at this level naked and doing dominatrix shit…coupled with my bad memory of whether I’ve seen this shit before or not…since it is all kinda one massive blog post to me having been doing this for so fucking long….it feels new to me….

That’s the beauty of video…bitches get older and die off but their hot pics live on forever….

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2013

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Birthday of Love Pics of the Day

I guess people who hate guys who beat women who are too weak to escape the abuse…even when they are public figures….and are setting a ghetto example straight from the welfare line….to their easy to influence fans….aren’t gonna be down with these pics Rihanna posted to her instagram…..while I just hope it ends in murder suicide….cuz I am a firm believer that this trash has gotta be thrown the fuck out….even if I’d totally love to fuck it….I just figure anyone this successful sending crooked mixed messages to the world…exploiting a physical fight the last 4 years….all for her personal gain…like a woman going through a divorce trying to get more alimony….it’s all fucking lies….

It’s all fucking lies and bullshit..so point and laugh while she counts her money and spliff’s up…..

Here is a video of her in a mesh skirt over her bikini ass from yesterday to make my Rihanna post of the day complete…


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2013

20

Feb

OMG IT’S RIHANNA’S BIRTHDAY AND SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW of the Day

I love the smut that Rihanna always writes on her social media…assuming that Rihanna knows how to write…something I kinda doubt you know with being a high school drop out who moved to America at 14 to become this 25 year old money making machine for a lot of already rich record execs….modern slavery repressing the black man for the benefit of the rich white plantation owner….only this plantation is a luxurious office…

I digress……

What I was trying to say was, I love when Rihanna writes on her social media because it is always weird and random God quotes coupled with nudes and her smoking weed…and getting fucked up…with guys who fuck her up….in what makes for a seriously mixed message for her millions of little girls who wish they were her and follow her footsteps….

Shit is weird, but I like the bikini pics….

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2013

19

Feb

Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Rihanna is an alleged ex teenage hooker….and she’s pretty sold her soul to the devil to get to this level of celebrity…that really must be kind of insane for her to manage…being from a small island where the most action you get is sucking of Simon Cowell at the Polo club….if you’re lucky….and in selling her soul…and showcasing to the world that she’s got no real morals or values…and that she’s go no real self respect or care for her fans….and that she’s pretty much an exhibitionist….these poolside pics are a disappointment…I expect more spread labia…and tears…as she continues to lose herself in her fame….because it always fucking happens…it’s just a matter of when….a ticking timebomb…I want to see more naked…but not of that Kate Upton lookin thing bending over her for the camera….

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2013

12

Feb

Rihanna’s Naked in Stay of the Day

I am into Rihanna….not because she likes getting beat up by dudes…a story I think is bullshit…because everything in Hollywood is bullshit….but because I appreciate her prostitute morals and values…that have lead to her fully going mental thanks to fame…and fully exposing herself to the public for the person she thinks she is…but is too broken to realize is just broken….

Sure I am not into her enough to know when her nude music videos drop…I am a day late on this….but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drink her dirty bath water….or even offer to give her a bath….with my tongue…or dick…showering her the only way I know how….the Kim Kardashian / R. Kelly way…but with more sperms….

This song’s too emotional….it is like it is speaking to my heart….Happy Valentines Day…in advance….

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2013

11

Feb

Rihanna’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

I am on Rihanna’s side when it comes to what she puts in her box….because I am an understanding dude….and realize that I don’t give a fuck about what Rihanna puts in her box….on any and all levels…seriously…I don’t think I would care if she put a loaded gun in her box and started playing Russian Roulette with her pussy cuz it is her only friend…..in efforts to die from the vag wound cuz she hates herself, what she’s become in some crazed rich person insanity….

You see cuz firstly, she’s a puppet on TV and not a real person….secondly, she’s a ghetto pile of trash who is built to have fist fights with her man….thirdly, I am not even convinced the Chris Brown thing was real, but that instead it was a platform to lauch her more “adult’ and serious post-umbrella pop tart shit….and it allowed her to be half naked a lot, smoke weed a lot, and everyone though “oh poor Rihanna” cuz everyone is an idiot who buys into this shit…..and no one realizes that in order to attain her level of fame…or have to be an evil soulless person…and I get it….we don’t want our kids believing that forgiving a man who beats a woman is right…and we don’t want our kids snuggling up next to guys who publicly admitted to choking a bitch out but never went to jail for it….and who I have a feeling have been making money off every one of her records….if someone would just investigate a little….so maybe we should turn off the TV, turn off the radio, put on some real music and not expose them to this evil Hollywood smut bullshit in the first fucking place….It is all lies…and even if dude beat the fuck out of her every night and still does…who fucking cares….and if she ends up murdered in one of his rage the lord has made her forgive, cuz she’s ignorant and into jesus like that….who fucking cares…she’s just livin’ her life….like her song said…oh my there’s so much truth to her work…she’s a real artist….fuck yourself.


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2013

05

Feb

Rihanna For Terry Richardson of the Day


Terry Richardson posted these pics from the Rolling Stone shoot with Rihanna, the very same shoot she admitted to being with Chris Brown cuz she’s a Christian and forgives the man who punched her in the face at a great time in her life….allowing her to profit and rise to the top of the charts because of it…unlike a phoenix rising from the ashes….but as a poptart riding a publicity stunt….that was the equivalent of a sex tape but a little more dominatrix….cuz whips and chains excite her…

Now I don’t hate Rihanna, I like how broken and confusing she is…from quotes in the bible to weed smoking nipple pics, it’s just a mess of mixed yet awesome messages that explain a lot about her and how she’s gonna implode one day from all the fame…and I’ll hopefully be there to finger bang her through it…if not in person…then in my fantasies….


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2013

31

Jan

Some Rihanna Rolling Stone Pics of the Day

You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl…because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous..and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they do…they don’t matter…cuz they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…and even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is….cuz she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abusers….it just doesn’t make a difference for her…or her life…she’s set…has nothing to prove..and nothing to worry about…and I like watching her….she’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are fat, have 5 kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about it….and who make beds all day at rich people resorts….

You see…it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits….

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2013

30

Jan

Rihanna for Rolling Stone of the Day

Rihanna’s million dollar PR team are feeding her with words to tell the media to justify her Chris Brown relationship/publcity stunt…they’ve been working 6 months or more on this reveal that they just contrived for Rolling Stone….

Here are some notable quotes if you care:

I decided it was more important for me to be happy,”

“I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it.”

“When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world,”

“You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”

“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again,”

“That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”

“He made a mistake, and he’s paid his dues,”

“He’s paid so much. And I know that’s not a place he would ever want to go back to. And sometimes people need support and encouragement, instead of ridicule and criticism and bashing.”

Straight from the mouth of the gutter…..

She feels guilty for being beat up cuz she knows she provoked him enough to beat her up and rode it for her career…

Good message for the youth who follow her every move…broken women convincing us that what she had with Chris Brown before she was super famous and slutty….an assault that made her millions….was true love…cuz he really gets her…

Here are some pics for instagram of her ass…cuz that’s more interesting than her bullshit…

You see I don’t believe anything I read…but I believe ass in bikini..

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2013

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Top Secret Ad Campaign of the Day

I am going to assume this is a shot from a Superbowl Ad that Rihanna is a part of…because she instagramed the pic, and wrote “Top Secret Ad Campaign”….and I guess that means it could be for anything…except maybe for battered wife associations that encourage women to leave their abusers…since Rihanna’s not really a good spokesperson for that….or really anything Christian, anti-drug, or anti-sex….which makes her perfectly well rounded for me!

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