Rihanna makes a shit ton of money off of her now trending lingerie brand that basically replaced Victoria’s Secret with an edgier approach, perfect for all the insta thots out there in need of affordable, Rihanna approved, Agent Provocateur inspired, mass marketed like Victoria’s Secret – lingerire…

I mean it’s not like she needed more money, but if you can build out a billion dollar brand, and she fucking did, why the fuck not get it….it was probably not all that difficult to pull off also…I mean she’s the perfect celebrity to push a racy lingerie line…

Anyway…at least in Rihanna getting richer off lingerie, she’s contractually obliged to promote the lingerie…and in doing that we get to see her shake her older and fatter but still Rihanna ass in that lingerie….

It’s Valentine’s Day, the second most popular day of the year for Lingerie brands, so girl is GETTING IT….knowing she’s probably going to sell it off in a year or two for stupid levels of money…

It’s a real success story, from child sex worker in Barbados, to Top Pop Star, to Beat up and Angry Pop Star with edge, to lingerie kingpin…funny how some people win while others really fucking lose…

here’s some low level actress who should be more popular being one of Rihanna’s Ambassadors to help build that empire out…she is not Rihanna…but Rihanna is using her to sell lingerie on the internet…

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Rihanna the lingerie entrepreneur who I guess no longer bothers with that annoying song and dance bullshit that’s made her 100s of millions of dollars, I guess the lip synching strains her voice, and the dancing is too much effort now that she’s fat and lazy on her pile of money….and who fucking cares, she’s Rihanna, a legend forever..one who has a really suspicious origin story that I think involves human trafficking…but like Britney Spears before her…no one cares about the underbelly of her existence…I just know umbrella ella ella eh eh ehe heh

Jesus…anyways, her lingerie is killing it, she sells out ever panty drop, unfortunately not the panty drops we like, but a panty drop on her website for all to line up and buy until crashing the shopify servers…and not a pantry drop which her thicker than it used to be but she’s old and skinny by barbados standards makes me think she does nightly…and along with turning JOJO into a lingerie model, Sidney Sweeney into a lingerie model, she’s turned herself into a lingerie model and I like it.

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Rihanna’s got some titties….because she’s older, lazier, fatter…she doesn’t bother with that whole singing and dancing bullshit that made her, she’s got all the money in the world that she needs, plus her lingerie product line has basically replaced Victoria’s Secret and is a massive company in its own right, so she can just sit there getting fat but not turning her back on her humble beginnings of being a sex worker….

Now I don’t know for a fact whether Rihanna was actually a sex worker, I just know I met a Bajan man at a Caribbean restaurant who told me all these stories about the Karaoke bars that the British tourists frequent for some underage sex tourism in Barbados….and he made a pretty convincing case for Rihanna being one of those underage girls….

Basically, she had almost no talent, there was a video of her singing at her High School that got erased from the internet but that was REALLY fucking bad. Her dad was addicted to crack. She lived in an abusive home. She got an “audition” at 13 or 14 in the dude who “discovered” her’s room, they make a point of saying that her mom was present, but usually when they make a point of saying that, it is because the mom wasn’t present….then there’s the whole she was imported to the USA at 14 or 15, a high school drop out, totally cleared at customs with work visas in place, it just seems so fucking suspicious…

I guess none of the origin story really matters, because she’s Rihanna, still sexualizing herself into her 30s and looking great nipples first….still amazing…

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I guess Rihanna has given up on the whole pop star and singing thing, which deserves some respect, or support, some accolades if you will because I know that the whole internet thing, or social media, these people NEVER fade away, even though they fucking should…so we’re stuck with old timers like J.Lo still thinking they are relevant, still getting support from the fans, which I guess means they are still relevant because the population of drone follower fucks only know how to follow and support the people they are told to, and if the people they are told to follow never go away…they can’t move onto follow other people, that’s far too complex….

So as long as people give these idiots likes and follows, the execs who only care about dollars are going to assume they are important and give them more money and jobs and performance opportunities…

NEVER do these people bow out and say, fuck it, touring sucks, I have made enough money so that I can retire and live a good life…they just keep on fucking going….

Rihanna must be worth over 100 million dollars, her HOMES are probably worth more than 100 million dollars, why the fuck isn’t she just posting up on the beach, laying in a hammock, being tended to by the same people in Barbados who used to make fun of her…I’ve heard stories about how she treats the hired hotel staff working the beach like a rich person would…maybe worse than a rich person would…because she didn’t start out rich so she’s really on that high horse….looking down on the peasants….in a BLACK ON BLACK racism…

THAT SAID….clearly Rihanna’s making a ton of money with the lingerie so that she doesn’t need to work the stage like a dancing clown…busking for clout…and part of her selling lingerie is posing in her lingerie with her now big tits cuz she’s now big…

I am a fan.

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Rihanna may be fat now, she’s older, it happens to all women, not just black women, you racists, why don’t you go loot a grocery store.

She clearly has all kinds of money and can buy all kinds of snacks thanks to selling her soul to the devil that is the entertainment industry.

In her laziness, she has decided to focus on her e-commerce business, like all those FB ads you see about how to start your own work from home business, only in Rihanna’s case, it actually makes money for her because she’s Rihanna.

Why bother touring and cashing in when you have all you need, you’re Rihanna, and your lingerie company can float your life instead..

I’ve been told she was an underage sex worker in the tropics, like she was at Epstein’s house, only on a different island, because why else would someone import her into NYC at 15….a lot of paperwork is involved in doing that…all while she barely had any talent…it is all so confusing….

I’ve been told that she beat herself up and not Chris Brown, but that could be a lie, but if it wasn’t a lie, what a genius strategy to fully pivot her career and really shine, because pre-Chris Brown beating she wasn’t really that HUGE of a deal, it went viral / exponential after that….and I am sure if that is the case Chris Brown is still on her payroll for life because of it…

I’ve been told she’s a cunt to all the locals in Barbados, like she treats them worse than the white guests do, because she likes to assert her superiority from being a poor ass girl no one gave a shit about, to being the pride of the island….reminding us that race is less of an issue than money, it’s a rich vs poor fight we are fighting…not a color vs color….

I don’t know what to believe, but I do like trying to figure out her pussy definition in her lingerie….because it’s Rihanna and she’s hot.

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I decided to take a break after posting that Lena Dunham shit, I was like “how the fuck is this my life” because I never wanted to write bullshit captions on celebrity nonsense used to promote celebs while leaving me the unemployed loser with probably a bit more to offer, but too exhausted to offer it, because of the soul sucking effort that went into reposting bullshit content that I had nothing to do with producing….

You know what I mean, it’s a waste of time and not needed by anyone. This isn’t save the world kind of work….

But then I saw Rihanna’s big tits, that outshine her big forehead, as she’s now fat and when fat tits get big….slowly turning into her fat diabetic legless grandma from eating too much Caribbean food in her life of luxury….from Shanty, to Sex Work, to top of the Charts, to Fat slut selling lingerie with her fat tits she got in being a fat slut.

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Rihanna doesn’t really make music anymore, but she sits on a pile of money from making music. She also sits on a pile of fans that will buy into anything she sells and for whatever reason she decided to sell panties.

Maybe there is a huge market for sexy lingerie because every girl is trying to be a trendy half naked influencer, or maybe Rihanna is just interested in panties because she grew up poor in Barbados and her underwear was crafted from a potato sack, vowing that if she ever made it, she’d make underwear for the people, which I guess went off course, because it is overpriced, limited edition, not as accessible but still accessible….you know because influencers and their limited edition products are all the rage, they drop product, everyone buys, the site crashes…repeat…lucrative shit…so lucrative Rihanna can sit on her fat ass getting fatter while getting richer…because fuck touring, it gets in the way of her eating.

She has gone above and beyond what I am sure anyone expected of her, the rumor is she was an underage sex worker and things really popped off for her after her Chris Brown beating…so next time you hear a bitch complain about being beat up by her boyfriend, show them how rich RiRi got after being beat by her boyfriend.

I guess part of her deal is that she poses in the panties…and this is that…not as hot as she’s been, but who ever is.

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Rihanna is pretty fucking BEEFY….she’s starting to look like a fertility statue…or just a fat chick who is now at risk of dying from COVID dude to underlying health issues that fat people are prone to.

I’ve always thought of her as thick, because she always had big legs and where there are big legs is oftentimes a big girl who is a few snacks and lazy months away from obesity.

I have never been to Barbados, but I’ve known people from Barbados and their moms and sisters are all fat as fuck. They like all that bad foods that causes the SUGAR…which is DIABETES in Patois I guess. SO I guess she’s following the path of her people….and owning it….at least enough to get into her lingerie as per her contract with her lingerie partners who probably make her more money than her music.

She hasn’t released music in a long time, hasn’t toured in a long time and why would she, she’s fucking rich.

I think that’s the best approach, rather than the J.Lo approach of “I can’t stop dancing like the cunt that I am”….because if you have all you need, what more do you fucking need you greedy fucking cunts…she makes millions a year not touring, so why the fuck tour…for the fans? These people don’t care about the fans, they care about the money….it’s SEX work man…sex work that I think go her the music career at 15 to begin with…but I have no proof of that…

Her tits are big but gross, her body big but gross, but when you’re Rihanna you’re not ashamed to pose like this, cuz that ego is bigger than her pantsize…

Fat is in, body positive so all these bitches starving themselves out can finally eat…

The fact this is Rihanna is funny, but bitches get old. It’s natures way of saying we shouldn’t waste our time trying to fuck them, they infertile, go for the fresher meat not the rotting meat found in the trash outside Walmart by Joe Exotic to feed his tigers.

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