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2014

22

Dec

Rihanna Weirdness of the DAy

Rihanna was in Paris filming what I guess is a new music video, because she is Rihanna and as a dancing billion dollar making hooker, she’s got limited options in what she is allowed to do with her time, it’s like strike while it is hot, if you fall off the map, people will forget you and if people forget you, you won’t make the labels hundreds of millions of dollars a year…

I thought it was interesting because she is getting rushed…and it is the intro to what could be a disaster for her but a win for all of us….

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2014

03

Dec

Rihanna’s Areola of the Day

Nothing makes me feel like a socially awkward virgin who doesn’t get laid, and who doesn’t see tits everyday of my fucking life, whether on photoshoots, stripclubs, or from hookers, than to point at some celebrity or pop star’s areola…I mean’t it is not even a fucking full nipple motherfuckers…it’s just the shit stain of the nipple…

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2014

25

Nov

Rihanna Twerking of the Day

Rihanna twerked on Faceboook, but I don’t really know if it is considered twerking, because she’s from the Caribbean, where this dance is just considered dancing and doesn’t have a stupid fucking name to go with it, unlike the other white tricks in the industry who twerk on stage like they have any right doing it….I’m talking to Iggy Azalea…that stripper bitch who tricked the fucking world….and even Beyonce who I guess owns 50% of Jay-Z’s stake in Rihanna, but should den mother better than pretend to be one of the girls..right….

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2014

12

Nov

Rihanna Whores Up the White House of the Day

Rihanna went to the White House…where she classed it up and treated your country with all the respect a tourist who has been granted access because she makes a lot of money for a lot of people, and herself, should….you know by taking porn poses in various areas…mocking all the freedom your people have fought for to be the United States…and on Veteran’s day too…you should be offended….while I think it’s not nearly porny enough…I want more spread ass…like she was still a hooker in Barbados…

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2014

10

Nov

Rihanna’s Behind the Scenes for Esquire of the Day

Rihanna was in the latest issue of Esquire. The pics are pretty porny, but I guess not that porny, because if they were they wouldn’t have corporate advertising funding the shit, and instead she’d be on the stripper tour to make extra money, because that’s how pornstars work, where as Rihanna just makes hundreds of millions of dollars and does this half naked shit for fun, because I guess it reminds her of her hooking youth – turning tricks for British tourists for money that ended up turning into become an empire, so don’t believe anyone when they tell you that whoring doesn’t lay a solid foundation for a bright future…because now when she whores, it is for fun…you know the puritan kind of whoring…and this video is a win.

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2014

04

Nov

Rihanna’s Sleazy for Esquire of the Day

I guess in her falling into irrelevance, Rihanna has decided to do media as well as she can, because here she is bringing it for Esquire, oiled up, and sleazy, like a bottom feeding attention seeker, only with millions of dollars…and I dig it…because the more famous and thirsty the better….especially when lubed up….that’s it.

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2014

04

Nov

Rihanna for Elle of the Day

Rihanna may be falling off the radar, she may be getting replaced by people like Rita Ora who have been waiting in line to replace her for a long fucking time, she may be have a rugged face and she may be really into drugs thanks to being from a small island that the population of locals collectively makes what she makes in a year…you know worse than throwing a million dollar lottery win at a white trash trailer park meth head…it’s going to go fast and someone will have a premature death because of it…

But she’s still rich and famous and Rihanna…and hot enough for me…I mean, sure, she’s better when naked…and she likes getting naked, but sometimes a corset, push up bra and pantyhose for a fashion magazine is a good enough change of pace..

Here are the pics.

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2014

16

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna brought some thickness to a yacht in Barbados, and I am not talking about her friend or family, or fellow countryman in the one piece…I am talking about her thighs and ass that I guess are taking a beating thanks to not being on tour and working out…because I guess Rihanna is lazy…

For some reason, even though I don’t care about Rihanna or any of these THOTS, I always get annoyed of pics of Rihanna when clothed, because she’s historically naked, sexed up, showing tit, making this bikini top totally out of context and unnecessary for all parties involved since we’ve already seen her tits…maybe she’s on her period and it is forcing her to keep her pants on…

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2014

12

Sep

Rihanna’s Street Walkin’ of the Day

Either I created this lie that I may one day get sued for – that Rihanna was a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados where she seduced whoever it was who imported her to America to sell to Jay-Z….or the Barbado’s jet ski renter who told me did…or maybe – just maybe he was telling the truth, which would explain why she’s fallen into this over sexualized, flashing, and now street walking character who sings about getting excited by the smell of sex, while destroying little girls everywhere….at their core of their value system…leading to a future of hookers who don’t think they are hookers…they are just bring Riri..

Doesn’t matter…I just like seeing any girl who looks like she’s doing a walk of shame, or street walking for her next meal, or even better, her illegit baby’s next meal…evenwhen they are worth over 100 million dollars and not looking for anything like that at all…just looking everything like that…

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2014

03

Sep

Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free…

I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole.

The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around…

Here are the pics…

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2014

02

Sep

Rihanna Paddleboarding in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna went on a bit of an instagram rampage in her bikini because I guess she didn’t like that other girls were getting all the attention for being naked and hacked, all while nude pics are Rihanna’s wheelhouse, they are her expertise, they are her marketing strategy, I mean that and getting beat the fuck up by her boyfriends….

Shit makes money, so why not show her asshole as she is paddleboarding – to the paparazzi to say “I can be violated of my privacy intentionally too”…


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2014

29

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna was in a bikini.

This is huge fucking news.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if she had a coffee today. Or if she took a piss. Maybe she put on shoes at some point.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if better things are going on in the world, or if this is it. This is all we’ve got going….

Rihanna was in a bikini.

It Happened. You can’t make this insanity up. I know…next level.

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2014

18

Aug

Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that…

Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.

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2014

11

Aug

Rihanna Gets Tribal for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if this is racist…but it should be…and she should be lynched for it – because why the fuck not…right?

I mean I generally like these photographers, and the pictures are great as pictures, but I always took Rihanna as less of a South American tribal girl, and more of an african tribal girl with her tits hanging out, any chance she gets feeding the village with her bountiful milk that she got from grazing the fields in dance, and having multiple babies from being gang banged by the chief…I like to think that’s more in line with what she does…in her everyday life…

Natives won’t like this….

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2014

16

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini in Rio of the Day

Rihanna is in Rio for the World Cup, and along with posting anti Israel statements, because Rihanna is well versed and educated on political situations that she keeps on top of while on the road smoking tons of weed and partying. You know taking a stance on something people on both sides of the fence are overly sensitive about….

She’s taken some time out of her political life to show her ass in a bikini…because that’s what you do when you’re fighting war using your celebrity on twitter…you strip down and get wet in some dirty sewer water…

You know to really put yourself out there….which I think is far better look for her that trying to pretend to be intelligent. She dropped out school at 14 to be a vapid pop star puppet…maybe she should stick to that life choice…not because what she said was right or wrong..but because people should focus on what they are good at…or what they get paid for. There’s nothing worse that an entitled bitch being entitled because she is confusing people like her songs and dance with liking her or anything she’s about…

I guess, Rihanna is the shit stain on the music industry…a shit stain I’d like to lick off….

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