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2012

02

Jan

Riahnna’s Bikini is See Through of the Day

If you look close enough to these pics you will see Rihanna’s shit stain of a nipple….and I think if you look really close you can see her dick…cuz that’s just the kind of woman Rihanna is….one who doesn’t mind showing you her genitals in a discreet way because it taps into her teen prostituting that made her this huge billion dollar empire she is today….and some say underage hooking is bad….those people are just uneducated…and don’t realize it can reach such great things like taking a gully bitch out of the gutter and bringing her to the 5 star hotels she used to dream about fucking john’s inside….

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2011

30

Dec

Rihanna Bikini Pictures to Ring in the New Year of the Day

Rihanna is in Barbados, frolicking around in a bikini, pissing off the locals because she’s done nothing for the island except leave shitty tips when the people she went to school with serve her cocktails on the beach, or pick up her used maxi-pads off the floor of her white person hotel room…….

I know people from Barbados….they all hate the bitch…and it probably isn’t because of the way she looks in a bikini, or the way she molests her little brother, or the way she got famous through being a hooker…but it very well could be…

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2011

29

Dec

Rihanna’s Booty Does Twitter of the Day

Finally, Rihanna’s as black as she wishes she could be…..and that dumpy ass flat ass and no titties on her curvy light skin has some actual booty and pigment…sure it is in the form of a shadow but anything is progress for her to not the pathetic excuse for a black girl she is and every black person hates about her sell out, untalented, bullshit self…That’s the story I heard….

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2011

02

Dec

Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle…

Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

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2011

14

Nov

Rihanna’s Got an American Pussy of the Day

Rihanna a Bajan who has managed to live the American Dream better than 99% of Americans, is honoring her gracious host country, the country that gave her a home, a record deal….the country that put her on TV and on the radio as their representative…..the country that didn’t send her back to her island to clean hotel rooms like all her friends….by wearing it’s flag on her whore pussy….and I’m guessing that’s a big honor wear she’s from, cuz when my friend went to Barbados, he told me there were a lot of young girls that celebrated his visit in exchange for money by rubbing him up on her pussy…however it could be an unrelated event.

Here are the pics for you patriots who need flags on pussy to get off…

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2011

08

Nov

Rihanna’s Vacation Pictures on Facebook of the DAy

Rihanna’s been rocking social networking along with every motherfucker, because they know that it makes the paparazzi and the press pretty fucking obsolete, so they hire teams of experts, and in Rihanna’s uneducated case, hire someone to write in broken english, cuz she’s illiterate, not that it matters….

What matters is that one of her people put up a bunch of her vacation pictures, cuz her life is a fucking vacation pictures of her, they tried to make me like her page, but I’ll have nothing to do with that, I’ll just sneak around and steal the slutty, but not slutty enough pics…..I want porn fuck…she is an island girl who made it….that is rumored to have started as a teenage hooker, but who knows, I’ll just look at the pics…

The album was called “Ball So Hard VACA”….classy use of the people’s money….Trash…

Kinda hot…especially the see through pic with nipple ring….Good girl…sexing it up…for 46,000,0000 people on facebook….and making millions doing it….Genius…an inspiration to girls everywhere…

Thanks for Sharing Rihanna, I want to be friends with her. I’ve decided.

My friend posted a few more of the pics –

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2011

20

Oct

Rihanna’s New Slutty Video of the Day



In case you haven’t seen the new Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris “We Found Love” video…that is obviously slutty…because that’s all Rihanna, or as I like to call her, the sexiest woman of 2011 according to Esquire magazine because she paid them off in efforts of re-branding herself as a sex symbol, knows…because it is something she was raised on, at least according to the Barbados jet ski operator who once told me when we met in a bar here that she was a teen prostitute to men from the UK, like Barbados has a Thailand underworld….Now I can’t prove that, but it would explain why someone with as little talent as her would make it…

Not that it matters, I love sluts and here’s the video, in honor of all the music videos I once jerked off to, before the internet….

Keep the smut coming …..cuz when it comes…so do we…

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2011

19

Oct

OMG!It’s the Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 of the Day

…and she looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.

Yes….This is my way of mocking Esquire’s journalistic integrity, because it’s obvious they were paid off for the shit, people just don’t pay enough attention to care or call them out on it…

Sure…that probably means I’ll never get a cover, unless this site blows up and I am forced to buy myself one…in which case the dying magazine will give me all that I want….

But that won’t happen…so here’s Rihanna proving Esquires lie.

Here’s her Rihanna – We Found Love – Slutty Music Video THat Just Dropped…

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2011

12

Oct

Rihanna is a Vision of Beauty of the Day

OMG – I just got a glimpse of the worlds sexiest woman of 2011…

I like to call these pictures proof that Rihanna isn’t the sexiest woman of anything, except maybe the Karaoke party she is rumored to have been hooking at back in Barbados at 14 when she was first found before extorting her way into success….

I don’t know if Esquire has invested money in her album or tour, if they are getting paid, if it is part of a bigger scale ad deal, but there’s definitely some upside we’re not seeing…because there’s no way she’s deserving of that title…but some of us are believing it, cuz we don’t have time in our busy lives to pay attention to who is hot out there in the media…cuz we’re just trying to raise our kids, keep our wives happy, plan a vacation, and pay our mortgages……..speak for yourself loser…this shit is my life and that’s more depressing that your life I just laid out for you…proving life is hell but at least we’re living it.

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake Title pics….

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2011

11

Oct

Rihanna Sexiest Woman Alive 2011 Naked in Esquire of the Day

Esquire chose Rihanna as their Sexiest Woman ALive 2011…..what? I know…

I have a pretty good feeling this sexiest woman alive shit is paid for…I mean I can think of at least a dozen bitches sexier than Rihanna…what brings her thickness to the top of the list…there is no way that this was objectively chosen….maybe she used her teen prostitute talents a Bajan guy told me he knows for a fact that she has…or maybe everyone else was busy…and seriously I get Rihanna, I see the way she gyrates on stage and I’m victim to her spell too….but I’d leave it at “one of the woman I’d like to fuck in 2011″….because we don’t need to be inflating egos here unnescessarily….cuz it’s obviously not fact and merely just a way to sell records and magazines…but still…I can’t figure out the basis for this at all…instead I’ll just look at the pics…and pretend she’s the hottest bitch…even though I know she should be working porn in America, not topping charts…some vooddoo shit happened and I will figure it out one day….it’s my life goal..

Here are the rest of her nude for Esquire’s fake award pics….

The sexiest woman alive, whoever you are, was robbed.

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