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2019

14

Jan

Salma Hayek Naked Bath of the Day

Salma Hayek documented her bath on social media, a place where the celebrities that used to keep their slutty behavior behind closed doors, is now open and shared with the public, you know because people respond to relatability, human elements of the celebs at hand, and don’t like being excluded from the casting couch moments you know Salma Hayek had when she was on her rise to become Salma Hayek….

We know Mexican imports and if they aren’t working in a restaurant, hotel, doing jobs white people don’t want to do, or stripping…they sure as fuck aren’t top paid actresses…and if they are…it is because dicks were sucked….

She’s also married to some Billionaire now, as these things happen, millionaires aren’t as appealing, just ask Miranda Kerr (who?)….she continues to live the life of luxury, she is super famous after all….but a ho is a ho is a ho and they can’t help but showcase their ho-dom…it’s a vain as fuck world for these people and this is how vanity works…it likes being jacked off to.

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2019

09

Jan

Salma Hayek Beached Tits of the Day

I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins…

Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over.

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2018

31

Dec

Salma Hayek Got Them Titties On of the Day

Salma Hayek Wet Bikini Big Tits

Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs.

You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America….

All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be.

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2018

06

Nov

Salma Hayek Old Mexican Redhead in a Fat Ass Tight Dress of the Day

Salma Hayek may be old, but she is a set of tits that defined a country for a long time, a country that my whore mother was born in and prostituted herself in, until dying premature, but only after creating me with some White American dude we’ll never know…but who could be you..HI DAD!!!

She has a rocking set of tits, great fucking tits that we don’t know whether they are real or fabricated but they we all embraces as if they were our own, and not some immigrant tits in a Caravan coming to steal our jobs and rape our women because they are illegal or did when she was pre menopausal…but apparently she’s got a fat ass too…which I guess happens when you gain 40 lbs and you’re wearing a bunch of harness underwear…thanks to some movie magic…

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2017

30

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Salma Hayek wears a purple Bikini

Salma Hayek posted a bikini pic to her social media – because she’s a exhibitionist who objectified herself and used her tits to get a career, celebrity, fame, money, everything she ever wanted….

But now that she has it, she’s also the kind of girl who cockteases her way into likes and follows, to maintain her celebrity, even though she’s the first to come to the public and complain to the media about how creepy execs are with her, thanks to her big tits and objectifying herself….you know LIKE A STRIPPER YOU PAY TO TOUCH THE TITS…only much more expensive…now complaining about how things went down because she forgot how they went down and is reaping all the benefits her tits had to offer her….

Who knows, she’s old but still bikini-ing…stare but don’t make inappropriate comments, she’ll turn on you, she turns on all, even those who made her….unappreciative really…but busty.

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2015

12

Jan

Salma Hayek Helps Haiti of the Day

Salma Hayek went to some event the help Haiti…by what I assume was offering her milk filled breasts, that she still keeps milk filled…thanks to a breast pump she’s got at home…thanks to her husbands love of living off her land…and her Mexican indigenous genetics that are all about the breeding…

Or maybe she just showed off to show off her celebrity…

Who knows…who cares…it happened…she was there..


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2014

29

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia…

I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues.


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2013

24

Oct

Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day

Salma Hayek was on set yesterday and everyone got excited because her old mexican tit was hanging out of her shirt…all big and round like you’d expect from a Mexican who only exists because of her big old tit…but the real excitement happened when her skirt got blown up by divine intervention, up on some Final Destination shit, like winning the lottery or not getting on a plane that ends up crashing, or avoiding a getting run over or having a drug overdose by staying in the night your friend hooks up bad pills…only better, because you don’t die looking at her ass as it’s exposed to you by the heavens….or maybe you do…all I know is it’s good.

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2012

09

Oct

Salma Hayek for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day


Salma Hayek may be Mexican, and thus a second rate citizen stealing your jobs….and she may be old, and those have no business being considered sexy, but she’s sure got some great fucking tits, that she is showing off nicely, like a good second rate citizen who is old in efforts to still matter…and it is working….

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2012

20

Sep

Staring Up Salma Hayek’s Nose of the Day

My new fetish is looking up the noses of old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood…especially when her nostrils and tryng to see up them is is all that’s is going on in the pic…they are overpowering and all my perverted mind can fixate on…imagining all the wonderful things that I can do with those nostrils…using my hands, mouth, dick, and feee….anything to get close to them….because when you stare long enough at her nostrils…the fact that she is 90 almost doesn’t matter.


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