Salma Hayek brings you the big news, and by news I mean tits, in some self produced video she wants you to stare at her tits, celebrate her tits, otherwise this video wouldn’t exist or be on her feed…

It’s like the bitch who can have anything she wants, cuz she is independently wealth from being a fucking celebrity…who is married to a billionaire Heir to some luxury brand empire, is pushing 50, if she’s not already 50, and she’s producing low level instagram slutty videos in a bathing suit…because at her core, that is who she is, this is her authentic self, the reason she’s famous or in movies…cuz girls who don’t want to be jerked off to, don’t play this angle…even in an empowered sex positive world they pretend to be in…

What I am saying is that even women with everything in the world, when wired a certain way, will continue their low level slutty antics to get their tits noticed and that alone is hilarious…

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Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out…

So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits.

This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits.

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Salma Hayek with her big rich tits…

Married to a billionaire, cuz she thinks she’s better than dating millionaires, since she’s got millions of her own from being the big titty Mexican actress in Hollywood that was criticized for not having ethnic people, OSCARS TOO WHITE…or whatever…..despite her being legit from the Corn Tortilla factory before making it to the big screen….a better life than running Tijuana Donkey shows, at least for her, not us, cuz we’d like to see her fucked by a Donkey and the fact she never will, because she won at life is sad….

We can watch her titties do some lifesaving work…keeping her safe and afloat…which I guess is better than nothing…barely better than nothing…cuz she’s old.

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Look at us, we’re fucking PINTEREST UP in here…giving you life images to use for you vision board life you want to live…with this old as shit SALMA HAYEK brought out her old tits, that are still big tits, I mean why wouldn’t they be…old lady tits just keep on fucking growing….just think back to that time you watched your grandma shower when you were visiting for Summer Vacation….

Then let Salma Hayek inspire you for this SUMMER vacation, but having a lot of Picnics…..tits out picnics…because you’re a creepy weirdo who is unable to move onto new pussy, staying obsessed with the old pussy, that is really old pussy, but still good enough for her billionaire pussy…

Just be happy her top offers support..

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Salma Hayek documented her bath on social media, a place where the celebrities that used to keep their slutty behavior behind closed doors, is now open and shared with the public, you know because people respond to relatability, human elements of the celebs at hand, and don’t like being excluded from the casting couch moments you know Salma Hayek had when she was on her rise to become Salma Hayek….

We know Mexican imports and if they aren’t working in a restaurant, hotel, doing jobs white people don’t want to do, or stripping…they sure as fuck aren’t top paid actresses…and if they are…it is because dicks were sucked….

She’s also married to some Billionaire now, as these things happen, millionaires aren’t as appealing, just ask Miranda Kerr (who?)….she continues to live the life of luxury, she is super famous after all….but a ho is a ho is a ho and they can’t help but showcase their ho-dom…it’s a vain as fuck world for these people and this is how vanity works…it likes being jacked off to.

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I watched a sad video of a guy trying to save a beached Dolphin, that was struggling to stay alive, like it was working at Sea World, or really any resort in th Caribbean for fat white people lathered in sunscreen to rub up on them….and it was sad….because I love dolphins…

Then I saw this Salma Hayek laying on the beach, doing the exact same thing…..and it is not sad because she’s Salma Hayek and has her massive, now old as fuck, tits, that seem to be bolted on, keeping her afloat….some built in life preserver shit…you can’t drown with these fucking things latched on…erotica for the perverts into 40 something year old actresses they probably jerked off to when jerking off to mainstream movies was a thing….before that whole porn thing took over.

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Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs.

You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America….

All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be.

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Salma Hayek posted a bikini pic to her social media – because she’s a exhibitionist who objectified herself and used her tits to get a career, celebrity, fame, money, everything she ever wanted….

But now that she has it, she’s also the kind of girl who cockteases her way into likes and follows, to maintain her celebrity, even though she’s the first to come to the public and complain to the media about how creepy execs are with her, thanks to her big tits and objectifying herself….you know LIKE A STRIPPER YOU PAY TO TOUCH THE TITS…only much more expensive…now complaining about how things went down because she forgot how they went down and is reaping all the benefits her tits had to offer her….

Who knows, she’s old but still bikini-ing…stare but don’t make inappropriate comments, she’ll turn on you, she turns on all, even those who made her….unappreciative really…but busty.

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