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2022

10

May

Shakira’s At the Beach of the Day

When I first saw the link to Shakira at the beach, I forgot that it was 2022 and that she’s no longer the Shakira you once jerked off to when she was singing about her breasts being small and humble, or when she was twerking on Wyclef’s dick because she was South American and doing the booty shake before white girl Miley from the backwoods of the Ozarks came barreling in on her Donkey with her Disney money to bastardize it and turn the dance into the latest TikTok craze, years before TikTok existed.

The point is, her breasts are still small and humble, she’s a mom of a bunch of kids, her sideburns are a little too “Saloon Owner” in the old west for me, I think they call them Lamb Chops….but the fact she’s in shorts and not giving us a taste of her meaty mom cunt in a Brazilian Bikini, even if she’s 100, but instead opting for the fat lesbian mom who burns easily at the waterpark look…..

BUT it is still Shakira at the beach motherfuckers….so it’s something.

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2021

27

Jul

Shakira Upskirt of the Day

I don’t know if I was ever really a Shakira fan, I thought her music or at least the way she sang pretty fucking annoying, like some kind of dying animal, but my opinion doesn’t matter, she was one of the biggest stars of her era and she’d consistently shake her booty while being empowered about her breasts being small and humble…

Well, she’s still famous as shit, I hear she lives in Spain and I guess feels the need to give her fans some content to jerk off to since it’s been a while since they’ve had new material…

In this selfie video we’ll assume was for social media, since everything is for social media, you attentions seeking mindless drones and your social media addictions….it’s bad…but since everything is about social media, even rich as fuck millions upon millions of sold albums from an era when that mattered is still pulling up her skirt…well into her 40s, I mean she may even be 50….because this is the world we live in.

I don’t think it’s a bad look for the hard faced songstress, I mean, all girls should pull up their skirts on social media, I know most do, but let’s get all those outliers who haven’t succumbed to the temptation of evil that social media provides…with money, narcissism, positive feedback, I mean how could that be evil…all you do is show your crotch and get praised…I mean kind of puts the idea of going to university, finding a career, learning, figuring out ways to make money through commerce or working up the corporate ladder to shame…you can just show your crotch…so simple…hey girls just do it….

Zuck and his platform has been the most gnarly creeper from craigslist recruiting broken 18 year olds to the porn industry….this shit is mainstream and the celebrities and powers that be don’t just encourage it, they REWARD IT..

I am all for looking at crotches, don’t get me wrong, but when everyone’s doing the same hustle, even 40-50 year old real RICH fucking stars who are SHAKIRA, you know…the system is FUCKING weird…..

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2019

17

Jun

Shakira Bikini Shaking of the Day

Shakira Bikini

Shakira was one of the most irritating hispanic stars to break through during that hispanic hype that washed over America, thanks to 50 percent of the population being hispanic, and thus having a huge impact on what was a hit song and what wasn’t…..allowing this hispanic to penetrate the industry and become a massive hit – despite how annoying her weird singing voice was….

So as it turns out, the now 40 year old Shakira, who once sang about her breasts being small and humble, reminding you to focus on her ass…is out producing bikini selfie video content showing off her ass in a bikini as she should….

It’s a big deal, because these international stars like Shakira….have this massive global celebrity…..

So maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in bikini, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….

I like to make bikini asses in motion about me.


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2018

18

Oct

Shakira See Through Leggings of the Day

Shakira See Through Leggings on Stage

Shakira may be old as fuck by now, but she is still and will forever be the rich Argentinian or Colombian drug lords daughter who had a dream of being famous in her home country, which became famous to all Spanish speaking countries, there’s a lot of them, which naturally progressed to being Famous in America, a Spanish Speaking country, but also the country where mainstream success makes you a lot of fucking money.

This was a long time ago, and seeing her in her sheer leggings, showing off her black panties that are holding in a mom pussy that could be ready to explode out of the seams, because it’s already exploded and the tuck isn’t good enough….is still hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much…but here it is anyway…

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2018

04

Jun

Shakira’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

This is a test of the emergency drunkenstepfather broadcast system….

To see if Shakira or her hispanic ass has the impact it once had on the interent…

Because with these international stars like Shakira, their celebrity is huge globally…that maybe, just maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in leggings, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….even though I’ve done posts on her 100 times before…it is different now…the huge global star is wearing leggings…mom in leggings..and that alone should be enough….

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2014

11

Aug

Shakira in Cosmo Argentina of the Day

Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet…

You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina…

I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.

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2014

04

Apr

Shakira Shows Her Bra at the Voice of the Day

It is safe to say that The Voice was sent here from hell to brainwash the kids into liking Adam Levine and buying more of his records, because his songs aren’t on the radio enough as it is…his horrible demon songs that I think are the cause of school shootings and all bad in the world…

That said, when Christina is on a break losing weight, the blonde tits on the show are Shakira, and here she is showing her breasts that were once small and humble, that I am not confusing for mountains…

What a slut…

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If that’s not enough THE VOICE marketing, here’s Christina Milian who at some point was on the Voice as their host or some shit…and now she’s naked in bed…

What a slut…

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2014

31

Jan

Rihanna and Shakira’s Lesbianism of the Day

Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker…

What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…

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2013

14

Aug

Shakira for Self Magazine of the Day

Shakira went and got herself photoshopped for Self Magazine like all the mom celebrities who want to feel good about themselves do. One of those edit my mom gut so hard I look cut…make those stretch marks look like abs…talk about how great I’ve bounced back from my pregnancy…I don’t mind doing your low budget shit magazine…it’s good for my self esteem kind of thing…not to mention it makes all the Walmart shopping, white trash trailer park moms remember I exist now that I am not the crazy “mexican” on The Voice…and you don’t want that key demo to forget you, they are the only one still buy CDs…cuz they can’t afford them computer things…

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2013

25

Jul

Shakira’s Fat Ass in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


You know what isn’t small and humble? Shakira’s belly…and ass… I mean I get it, she just had a kid, but that’s no fucking excuse to go down the Christina Aguilera route of sex appeal, if anything, the one thing she should have learned from Christina Aguilera, before taking her job on the voice, was to not do that…but these rich bitches never learn, and feel like they will be adorned even when obese, because their fans are latino and latino people are used to fat chicks, but more importantly, are loyal and passionate to their kind, like one massive fucking family, even though in that family, all Shakira wants out of them is their fucking money…it’s a scam…like her in a bikini…it should never have happened…not until she laid off the tacos and toned the fuck up…

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