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2018

04

Jun

Shakira’s Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day

This is a test of the emergency drunkenstepfather broadcast system….

To see if Shakira or her hispanic ass has the impact it once had on the interent…

Because with these international stars like Shakira, their celebrity is huge globally…that maybe, just maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in leggings, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….even though I’ve done posts on her 100 times before…it is different now…the huge global star is wearing leggings…mom in leggings..and that alone should be enough….

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Posted in:SFW|Shakira

2014

11

Aug

Shakira in Cosmo Argentina of the Day

Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet…

You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina…

I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.

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2014

04

Apr

Shakira Shows Her Bra at the Voice of the Day

It is safe to say that The Voice was sent here from hell to brainwash the kids into liking Adam Levine and buying more of his records, because his songs aren’t on the radio enough as it is…his horrible demon songs that I think are the cause of school shootings and all bad in the world…

That said, when Christina is on a break losing weight, the blonde tits on the show are Shakira, and here she is showing her breasts that were once small and humble, that I am not confusing for mountains…

What a slut…

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If that’s not enough THE VOICE marketing, here’s Christina Milian who at some point was on the Voice as their host or some shit…and now she’s naked in bed…

What a slut…

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2014

31

Jan

Rihanna and Shakira’s Lesbianism of the Day

Rihanna and Shakira did some kind of Collab video…and it looks pretty lesbian because Rihanna is pretty lesbian…because being pretty lesbian gets people to notice…and getting people to notice makes Rihanna feel like she matters…especially now that she’s got hundreds of millions of dollars…all eyes on her is all that she cares about..and like a college girl who never went to college knows…cuddle up to a girl…and people fucking notice…Rihanna may not have it all figured out…but she’s doing something right…and I guess that’s what happens when you grow up a child hooker…

What it comes down to is that this video came out yesterday night and already has 4,000,000 views…that’s some heavy shit…powerful bitches….coming together to make you all come and to make them, and their team of execs a lot of money…leveraging each other’s fan base…

Posted in:Rihanna|Shakira

2013

14

Aug

Shakira for Self Magazine of the Day

Shakira went and got herself photoshopped for Self Magazine like all the mom celebrities who want to feel good about themselves do. One of those edit my mom gut so hard I look cut…make those stretch marks look like abs…talk about how great I’ve bounced back from my pregnancy…I don’t mind doing your low budget shit magazine…it’s good for my self esteem kind of thing…not to mention it makes all the Walmart shopping, white trash trailer park moms remember I exist now that I am not the crazy “mexican” on The Voice…and you don’t want that key demo to forget you, they are the only one still buy CDs…cuz they can’t afford them computer things…

Here are the pics

Posted in:Shakira

2013

25

Jul

Shakira’s Fat Ass in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


You know what isn’t small and humble? Shakira’s belly…and ass… I mean I get it, she just had a kid, but that’s no fucking excuse to go down the Christina Aguilera route of sex appeal, if anything, the one thing she should have learned from Christina Aguilera, before taking her job on the voice, was to not do that…but these rich bitches never learn, and feel like they will be adorned even when obese, because their fans are latino and latino people are used to fat chicks, but more importantly, are loyal and passionate to their kind, like one massive fucking family, even though in that family, all Shakira wants out of them is their fucking money…it’s a scam…like her in a bikini…it should never have happened…not until she laid off the tacos and toned the fuck up…

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2013

18

Jun

Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t Small and Humble in Elle of the Day


Shakira is in the recent issue of Elle and it’s not all that eventful, but maybe I am just bias and don’t really like celebrating new moms, under any circumstance, and if I feel the need to look at Shakira pictures, I’ll go back to her booty shaking tweak videos from before she was a pregnant cow….

The only reason I am bothering with these is because she’s showing off cleavage, an new addition to her body thanks to being a pregnant cow, all full of milk, and I guess she made the point of saying her breasts were small and humble, that you can’t confuse them for mountains in one of her hit songs, well that’s still true, but they are bigger than they used to be, and she seems pretty happy about that…

If you need more reason to hate Shakira, you can tune into the Voice, where she plays a latino version of Christina Aguilera, even though Aguilera pretends she’s latino, only Shakira, is a few bra sizes smaller than that cow…but equally annoying.

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