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2018

28

May

Tara Reid in a Bikini is a Memorial Day Celebration of the Day

Tara Reid celebrated Memorial Day by literally dressing up like all the corpses of the fallen soldier who died for your freedom….

You know, not that the soldiers who died for your freedom wore bikinis, or had bolt on tits, but after a year in the ground, the likely decomposed to look like whatever the fuck this monster looks like…

Some call it zombie, others call it skeleton, I call it reminiscent of every near death crackwhore who was malnourished enough to use my cum as a source of calories and my money as access to more crack.

This is weird looking, maybe the Memorial is for Tara Reid cuz she died a decade ago..but someone keeps weekend and Bernie-ing her so that they cut the line at all the clubs

I don’t know but it’s creepy.

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2018

11

Jan

I think Tara Reid Has an Eating Disorder of the Day

Tara Reid Rail Thin in A Bikini

In this era of not being allowed to say anything – because it may offend one person – and that one person – even when the minority – is enough to spin people out of control defending their honor….

So clearly, there’s something wrong with Tara Reid, whether she’s got an eating disorder, starving herself, body dysmporphia, or an AIDS, drug addiction, cancer, any other terrible fucking disease…

So to call her a zombie, or a corpse, even if you find zombies erotic…is just being insensitive to her struggles and the struggles of all the other women who starve themselves to try to look like this…and think this looks good.

AND as a Feminist, I wouldn’t feel comfortable pointing and laughing, HOWEVER, I would give her a robe to cover up, no one needs to see this shit….

Either way, we gotta focus on the BOLT ONS that were legendary failed Bolt Ons…back when she first got them….LEGENDS are real.

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2017

20

Oct

Tara Reid’s Panties of the DAy

Tara Reid's Panties

I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of all of our lives – is this picture of zombie Tara Reid’s panties…because Tara Reid is the living dead who was once the hot chick in movies…but years of partying and a set of Wonky tits later, this is what we’re left with…some crackhead looking legs…all starved and perfect to this pervert…she is everything and more…the perfect Halloween decoration to throw cigarette butts at the kids trying to use you for candies…

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2017

11

Sep

Tara Reid’s New Movie of the Day

Andy The Talking Hedgehog with Tara Reid

Tara Reid and Dean Cain, who you may remember as “Superman”…are in the movie of their lifetimes…

It’s always nice to see what famous people from the past keeping busy…by starring in the worst possible movie ever and the fact that this movie even exists should make anyone who has ever thought “I want to make a movie” kill themselves for not making the movie…as clearly there are no real standards or requirements to fill the straight to Netflix / Amazon Prime market of “FEED PEOPLE MORE CRAP”…”people like hedgehogs, let’s make it a movie, you know with one who talks”…..

The name of this movie fucking kills me…and I bet…Tara Reid wins an Oscar for her role, at least she will think she did, thanks to being so medicated…right…RIGHT…right…

I love seeing things that were once so wonderful turn to such shit…I am talking to you Tara Reid…but I guess the amazing thing with her is that she’s managed to not die…when through her years of partying…she was expected to die…good times…

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2017

28

Jul

Tara Reid Wasn’t Showing Nipples of the Day

In the event you’ve seen the Tara Reid, goddess who reminds me of a corpse, in a see through dress, from some event she was invited to, after years of loving events, throwing her career away for essentially going to events around the world, when she wasn’t getting awful fake tits..

She wants you to know, it’s not her nipples, but “Cutlets”

Just so everyone is aware. I was wearing double cutlets last night

Thanks for clearing that up…Tara…I’m amazed she’s not dead, but even more amazed at how much I like her see through..but not that amazed..

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2015

02

Jan

Tara Reid’s Stomach Veins of the Day

There’s nothing quite as magical as a skinny girl with fake tits in a bikini…looking like a leathery corpse…from some kind of Zombie apocalypse, which I can assume is the premise of her next NetFlix movie, and she’s just getting into Character…

I mean there’s just nothing healthier on a girl than a distended belly, up on some malnourished ethiopian who eats bugs and sand, so skinny, that all you see are massive veins, only not because she’s some steroid weightlifter, but because she’s either anorexic or dying…

Reminding us all to choose the party life…well into your 30s…because by 40…you’ll look awesome…

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2015

01

Jan

Tara Reid’s 2015 Bikini of the Day

I guess someone told Tara Reid that bikini pics get hits, and that bikini pics increase followers on her instagram, probably because she’s getting 500 likes on a fucking picture, and she’s Tara Fucking Reid, someone who at one point in time, well before becoming a global party slut, was in a ton of relevant shitty movies, long before being in shitty movies that became relevant for being so shitty…and she deserves more fucking love…so give it to her…as scary as she may be, all leathery, zombie-like, and all I can think about is how disgusting her well traveled, corpse smelling pussy must be…and more importantly, how twisted I am for wanting it all over my face and in my mouth, even if it doesn’t have sensation or get wet anymore…due to premautre, she’s only 40, but she’s partied hard…#menopause…

These all happened the last few days….very ambitious, maybe even manic of her…but I guess she’s got nothing else going on…

Her tits may still be shit…but at least she’s not fat…despite being broken the fuck down everywhere else…

From naked – to swimming underwater- to cooking skin and New Years messages – these are all life changing…

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