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2008

07

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

At first I thought that that some of you lazy fucks were just getting back to work today after your Christmas vacation and was going to make fun of you for having to slave away in front of some computer at some shitty job all day, but then I realized that the people who read this site are either institutionalized, unemployed, or work bottom feeder jobs that don’t have computers, but garbage bags, oh so many garbage bags.

So you don’t get any welcome back love, what you do get are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini top and little shorts for you to cross-reference with pictures of whatever girl you’re fucking to make you realize that coming back to work this shitty monday morning is the least of your fucking concerns. Cuddles

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2008

04

Jan

Sarah Jessica Parker Scary Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sarah Jessica Parker in a bikini pictures because I hate you and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2008

04

Jan

Eve’s Let’s Her Paws Out on the Beach of the Day

I’ve got myself a case of Jungle Fuckin Fever today because of last nights experience with the best lap dance I’ve ever had in my life and it came from a black chick.

I don’t know what they teach these girls in Africa, but it’s definitely got something to do with Rhythm and Dance. I’ll admit that I was kinda skeptical at first, you know with the whole AIDS epidemic over there but then I remembered that God invented AIDS to kill the gays and that means I can’t catch it.

So to follow-up to my Naomi Campbell post, here’s some black titty action for you with a little Eve on the beach in a bikini showing off her shitty paw tattoos that I don’t understand, but they do remind me of the zoo, or the nature channel, or the jungle but that could be unrelated.

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2008

04

Jan

Naomi “Blackface” Campbell is Still Modeling a Bikini of the Day

People say I am racist, but I am not. I got a lap dance from this black stripper named Chanel last night just to prove it and she didn’t smell like the islands or Jerk Chicken. She was actually pretty heavenly and told me about how she didn’t have 3 kids with 3 different baby daddies like all the other girls at the club, she had 4.

Speaking of jokes here’s some Naomi Campbell bikini pictures posing for the paparazzi like he’s not some immigrant loser piece of shit with nothing to offer the world but a camera and skillful way of crawling through dumpsters, stalkin Starbucks and jumping celebrity fences , but a high-end fashion photographer like the Vogue days from back when she was relevant,


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2008

04

Jan

Britney Spears Comeback Suicide Tour of the Day

I got an email today saying that Britney tried to off herself when turning her kids over to Federline or some shit that led her to being held under observation in the suicide ward of some hospital.

The reality is that she probably should have offed herself after first having sex with Ferderline out of shame, because dude was pretty much an embarrassment of a person and had no business getting up in her and poisoning her uterus with his babies that have since destroyed her, but none of that matters, what does matter is that Britney “Owen Wilson” Spears survived whatever the fuck her over-dramatic take life too seriously actions were, which is good for us, because we still haven’t seen her give lap dances at the local strip club, but bad for her because failed suicide is like reaffirming how much of a fuckin’ loser you are because you can’t even get that right. Loser.

I guess it’s just a cry for attention or publicity stunt because bitch has all the money in the world and is living Kanye West’s good life. She’s addicted to the media coverage she’s been getting because it helps sell records. I am convinced this is all a well-oiled machine that is fabricated and scripted and everyday she gets a briefing on what to do, unfortunately that hasn’t lead to her doing porn and she’s getting a little too old and washed up, but there’s still hope for the sister when the time comes to buy the baby formula and all of the family money has gone to paying for Britney’s Longterm facility care.

I don’t know why I just wrote so much non-sense on something I don’t care much about, I blame the vodkas I am still tasting…


Read The Britney Suicide Watch Story Here
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2008

04

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

Here are the my links you fuckers. I am trying to fuck my rubber vagina but I think that it has genital warts. I don’t know how it happened but I think it’s safe to say that the fuckin’ thing is a slut….

I am going to the strip club to make up for it….

Gisele’s Got Some Legs in Tight Jeans…
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Slutty Drunk Chicks Partying and Showing Off Their Drunk Selves…
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Some Hot Chicks From Something Called Look…
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Video of a Girl Getting Her Ass Stung By a Scorpion
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More Fergie on the Beach with Her Boyfriend in Her Bikini Bottoms
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Elisha Cuthbert Being Rude in a Bikini
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Brooke Hogan’s Dirty Sweaty Photoshoot Because She’s a Beefcake
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Beyonce Performing in a Skimpy Outfit Video
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Coco’s Cameltoe
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Kanye West Plays Connect 4 With Beyonce
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Video of Lohan Drinking Champagne on New Years
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Mira Sorivino’s Sloppy Fuckin’ TIts
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Jennifer Aniston Lookin’ Hot in a Bikini….
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Insanely Hot Legs
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Christina Milian’s Tits at a Party With Ashlee Simpson and Eve….
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Some Psycho Coach Video
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Gary Coleman is Hawkin’ Shit Off On eBay cuz He’s Poor…
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Britney Tells Jamie Lynn to Give Up the Baby
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Risa Kasumi is Some Japanese Girl Who Gets Naked and Looks Good Doin’ It
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Cisco Adler Gets Rejected by Devon Aoki Video
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Cindy Taylor in Her LIngerie Lookin’ Hot – She’s A Model in Lingerie
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The Love Mattress is Some Stupid Invention for Stupid Couples
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Brody Jenner Making Out With Some Hot Bodied Slut on New Years
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Some Topless Girls at the Beach…
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Amy Fisher is a DJ
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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears May Open Rival Strip Clubs
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Nike Uses A Slutty Cabaret Dancer For an Ad…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra Teaches Ellen Some Bed Dances and That Shit Traumatizes Me
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Asian Fetish Picture of the Day
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Some Hot Girl Named Veronika Naked
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Lucy Pinder Talking About Her Tits
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Cam Girl Video of the Day
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Another Cam Girl Video Only This One Gets More Naked
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Here’s a Road Rage Video
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What the Fuck Is Going on in This Picture
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Some Chick Named Sofia Hayat Nip Slips and Upskirts Gallery
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tanning Bed Sex
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How About Some Big Boobs…
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Some Slut Having a Hot Strip…
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Some Human Tetris Video
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PORN!!!
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This Will Get You Laid
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Find Yourself Sex Tonight…
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2008

03

Jan

Kelly Brook Topless on the Beach of the Day

I saw some more pictures of Kelly Brook in some dated ill-fitting bikini that I was going to post asking why the fuck every site is posting pictures of this bitch when no one knows who the fuck she is, but then I came across her topless pictures and figured that it doesn’t matter who the fuck she is, what does matter is that she’s half naked and that’s all a girl needs to do to get on this site. So if it’s always been your dream to have me write about you, all you gotta do is get naked but after you do that, we’re going to have to have a talk and work on the reasons why you have such shitty dreams…

Bonus – Her Shitty Dated Ill-Fitting Bikini


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2008

03

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Armenian Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know much about the Kardashian sister Kourtney. I never watch the show because I don’t own a TV and if I did I’d probably be watching Oprah reruns but that’s just because Oprah rubs me all the right ways and these fat assed, big titty armenian rich girls don’t.

What I do know is that if she is anything like her sister, she’s probably had more men in her than a homeless shelter, and as hot as that may get you, it doesn’t take away from the fact that she’s covering up her ass like she knows she has something to hide and that lack of confidence makes me think she’s be hard to bag.

I am more into the lack of confidence that leads girls to get naked in my bed for re-assurance or money than the kind of lack of confidence that makes them fuck you with with lights off so that you don’t get a good look of their “problem spots”. I guess none of that really matters, just look at the pictures.


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2008

03

Jan

Fergie’s Bikini in Mexico Pictures of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some shitty quality pictures of Fergie in a bikini because she has a hot hard body that comes with a not so hot hard face that I’d still let in my pants, but that’s just because I like anything with a vagina, even if it’s got more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much because I have man breasts and what most girls call an oversized clit for a penis. But you don’t care about that, even though I know in some sick way it turns you on.

The good news is that I post shit quality shit, so you can’t notice that. It’s like beer goggles, the internet version, or like getting ugly girls on webcam and jerking off to their pixelated pussies, knowing that if they were masturbating for you in your bed, you’d probably be less into it, but that’s just because you’d be overwhelmed with the miracle that a girl you met on the net actually decided to let you up in her no matter how ugly she is.


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2008

03

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Surfing of the Day

I have come to terms with the fact that my website is second rate, so my solution to being second rate is to write about second rate celebrities.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is second rate and the last time she came up in the news was years ago, but since you are still jerking off to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD cover like the Sci Fi Comic Book Virgin you are, I figure giving you some new pictures of her surfing to get you off is the least I could do. If it makes things easier for you, just pretend she’s riding a spaceship to your house from another planet, because at least your fabricated alien Sarah Michelle Gellar is more likely to crawl into your bed at night than the real one Sarah Michelle Gellar. Unless you bring that Buffy the Vampire boxset to bed with you, which wouldn’t really surprise me.

What it comes down to is that you’ll never get to supersoak this ho, but this ho is supersoaked in her white see through shorts with her lame husband who supersoaks her as often as she lets him . Yeah, I just make a Soulja Boy reference. It happens. Cuddles.


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