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2011

23

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Does Shorts of the Day

Here’s the highlight of my day, I mean besides not dying in my sleep, or or the hangover that for some reason has made me calm and content in my misery, unlike last weeks poisoning that couldn’t get myself out of bed…

It’s Vanessa Pudgens doing useless errands, probably with paparazzi she hired, wearing denim shorts, showing off her dumpy ass, that looks boxy and weird in thes shorts, possibly due to the weight gain, or maybe due to the shape of the shorts….and it doesn’t really matter cuz I am loving it…almost as much as I loved her self shot, hairy pussy, nude pics….showing her teen fans what being a slut is all about, no matter how wholesome she was marketed….

Here are the pics…

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2011

22

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens and Ashley “The Face” Tisdale Work Out of the Day


If I was god…or a serial killer…I would re-arrange these bitches, you know so that we got rid of the weirdness that each possess and focus on each of their qualities, making one above average looking bitch from high school musical, instead of two whatevers…

So I’d take Tisdale’s tight, works out cuz she’s got an ugly mutated face and needs some redeeming quality and she knows it, with some hudgens head and skin tone…but the world doesn’t work like that…so here’s a duo that would make a good threesome, cuz the whole fact you’re having a threesome erases all imperfections in a bitch…

Who cares.

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2011

16

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve been tracking the Vanessa Hudgens weight gain, lesbian haircut, confusion that comes from being a kiddie pornographer, a disney drone, a front GF for a gay teen heart throbs…the last few weeks, so I was happy the bikini pics dropped…and although there’s no ass shot, or even bikini bottoms, she’s bringing great joy with her frontal wedgie picking, because as I tweeted earlier, wedgies, both frontal or the classic, inspire me, even if they are on a bitch dumpier than she once was, but still small breasted and ethnically confused chipmunk looking, for me…

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2011

12

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens, More Hair, Less Pudge of the Day

I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit.

She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused….

But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…

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2011

02

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Bra of the Day

Here’s dumpy part time self-shot porn peddler, part time actor, part time lesbian, part time front to a gay guy for media attention cuz she was owned by Disney, Vanessa Hudgens….and she’s wearing workout gear which I assume is in response to all the teasing and renaming of her to Vanessa Pudgens, cuz you know she reads my site, at least her legal team does, cuz they always email me such nicely writen threats that I intrepret as love letters and poetry to praise our relationship….cuz that’ real love….but then again I drink alot, I’m confused, and often times dillusional…FUN.

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2011

01

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Pudge of the Day

Here are some pictures hiding her stomach that I was sure she was doing on purpose because she got all fat and uninteresting…..all turned into a lesbian who is petitioning lesbian marriages and lesbian babies and there’s nothing wrong with that…I just don’t really wanna fuck that….but then I saw these pics of her Showeing her Midriff and I realized I’m wrong about her….she’s just a big question mark…oh the mystery of a girl who was once 17 and taking naked pics of her unshaved pussy for attention…after dating a gay dude and working for Disney….So many layers to Pudgens and I’m not just talking about her belly fat…BOOM.

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2011

23

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Chubby Body of the Day

When I was a little kid in Mexican orphanage, I used to sleep in a similar shirt…it provided the priest with easy access, although it was hardly flattering to my body…no homo.

It is safe to say, that’s exactly why this Vanessa Hudgens, recently fat, child pornographer for attention, only to turn on those giving her attention, but making us all criminals for looking at her nude pics…..because she doesn’t want the world knowing just how pig she’s turned…and the truth is who cares how soft she is, cuz I’ll always have a soft spot for her, as it takes a very special teenager, to take nude pics of herself as a masturbation aide to whoever she happens to be learning her sexuality with…cuz that generally leads to an early twenties pervese, sexually charged, period of experimentation she doesn’t mind sharing with us…unless of course she regrets those younger slut moments and turns prude on us…in which case…just be happy she’s given us what she has, in a time when she looked her best and not in a time when she looks like this…

Here are the pics of her doing nothing important.

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2011

02

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Dyke Hair of the Day

I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens is getting so much attention from me lately….I usually hate dykes and obviously by default hate dyke hair…but I guess these girls are the good kind of dyke that you’d want to watch experimenting with each other, you know learning how to make each other cum, with both their hands, fingers, mouths, and even feet….all licking and ssucking and kissing and tasting each other before flipping over into a lesbian scissor kick of pussy grinding….cuz there’s something about lipstick lesbians who have already leaked topless pics of them making out with other chicks when they were 17 that’s a hell of a lot better than dick hating, construction boot wearing, militant biker lesbians ready to arm wrestle you only to end up raping up with a beer bottle like the bitch she thinks you are…sure both make you cum…but one’s gentler, softer and far more lovely….

THis post is not to say hudgens is a dyke, she might as well could be, but it is to say her hair sure as fuck is….

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2011

01

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Buys Booze of the Day

Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this…

You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze…

And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know…

Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit…..

Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …

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2011

27

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Pumping Gas of the Day

Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal….

Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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2011

26

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens…The Pudge Continues with Her Not So Pudgy Sister of the Day

Is this bitch pregnant? Cuz she’s in maternity clothes and she looks like she’s gained a bunch of weight….She also has a hispanic look to her and they are all catholic and shit and don’t do the whole birth control, including and most importantly my favorite method we call abortion…

But at least she’s got a younger sister named Stella to make her worth looking at in a sister threesome fantasy for you freks…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2011

25

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Bike Fetish Continues of the Day

These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest….

Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….

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2011

20

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bike Fetish of the Day

Keep on biking, because soon they’ll be calling you Vanessa PUDGEson….instead of the nickname she got when dating Zach Efron, Vanessa FUDGEPACKERson…..cuz bitch looks like she’s getting fat…more than she looks like she straps on 10 inch black dildos to fuck her bitch fake boyfriends she’s only pretending to date thanks to a marketing commitment to a project they worked on…a project that was clearly not staying fit…cuz if it was maybe she wouldn’t be so thick…

See despite what the fat chick I had an argument with yesterday thinks, fat hookers do not charge by the pound, meaning they don’t get paid a premium because they have more woman flesh to them, unless they work specifically for people with fat chick fetishes, who don’t count as the average whore consumer….because in the everyday world, the fat hookers are the discount bargain basement ones you target when you’re on a budget…

See cuz fat chicks suck…

So Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the emotional eating, she needs to step up the biking, maybe even Forrest Gump that shit and keep riding and riding and riding until she’s gone around the country tile she gets skinny…

But luckily for her, I still have a bitch biking fetish that leads me to stealing bike seats off hot pussy, usually in skirts, I see lock up their bikes and running into a store or cafe, to snif them out for masturbation purposes when I find myself a back alley or dumpster or public park to love do it in….

And really, I’ve never heard any complaints, cuz bitches love riding the seat post, they just aren’t allowed to admit it cuz that would make them classless sluts….

Good times.

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2011

15

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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2011

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens and Brooklyn Decker Together of the Day

Here are what must be some pregnant pics of Brooklyn Decker, you know now that she got the SI cover undeservingly cuz she looks like she has Downs Syndrome, but has a husband who is a serious athlete who knows all the powerful people who make those decisions at Sports Illustrated….but Downs Syndrome or not, she’s got fat tits, and fat tits or not, she’s got the weirdest fucking fashion accesory that’s in the form of Vanessa Hudgens, I guess she’s living the dream and gets everything she wants, even ex Disney stars with an underage self shot nude pics affinity….

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