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2017

20

Oct

Tara Reid’s Panties of the DAy

I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of all of our lives – is this picture of zombie Tara Reid’s panties…because Tara Reid is the living dead who was once the hot chick in movies…but years of partying and a set of Wonky tits later, this is what we’re left with…some crackhead looking legs…all starved and perfect to this pervert…she is everything and more…the perfect Halloween decoration to throw cigarette butts at the kids trying to use you for candies…

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2017

20

Oct

Natalie Portman Mom Playing Tennis Badly of the Day

Natalie Portman has a mom of two tit – and it’s hanging out of her shirt while playing tennis, a fetish of mine, my favorite sport, but with tits….being all fancy and white like a good Jewish girl to make the other Jewish girls seem far less hot or interesting to the Jewish men who have to marry them to keep the faith alive….and I guess to the Star Wars nerds who don’t need to be Jewish to appreciate some Natalie Portman..because she was in their creepy virgin world via their religion of their own….Star Wars….

She must be in her 40s by now….with tits spilling all over the place…but they still matter to me…because she’s hot…and because she makes other Jewish girls feel insecure about themselves by setting the bar as something they will never be…I’m talking to you Jewish girl at the grocery store who was a fucking troll bitch rude to the workers because your dad spoiled you and you don’t realize you’re a fucking bratty, entitled monster….that’s about all I have to say about that…oh and that I never saw Black Swan so I don’t know what her

She’s Not Nearly as Hot as she once was…she looks like a midget…

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked in The Deuce of the Day

Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked in The Deuce

Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…

She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…

I am guessing this is a show about porno or the start of porno in the 70s, I don’t think it was necessary to cast someone in their 70s..but I guess that’s what they did…and here’s a glimpse into her performance she’ll likely win awards for…

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal

2017

18

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint

Jennifer Lawrence is the worst, overrated, nonsense around. Girl gets jobs, gets paid, is seen as a talent and is barely interesting, except when she leaks her nude pics and pretends they were hacked and gets a guy arrested, high stakes nude selfies or some shit, and I guess except when she dresses in blue body paint for all you fucking nerd virgin perverts into any celeb, especially one with great tits, body painted into your favorite lame comic character…you’re stupid, her ass isn’t round enough, but it’s alright I guess…not much else going on in the world you know…not much else at all..

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|SFW

2017

17

Oct

Rihanna Got the See Through of the Day

Rihanna tits in a see through pink dress

Rihanna so edgy…

Even with the billion dollars she has made with shitty music thanks to illuminati strategy…

Even with a Saudi Prince billionaire…

Girl is still a gully Bajan girl from the Karaoke bar performing for the tourists at 14….titties out….for fashion…or whatever this is.

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

16

Oct

Penelope Cruz in Esquire of the Day

Penelope Cruz in Esquire

Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to….

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|SFW

2017

16

Oct

Paris Hilton Butt Shot of the Day

Paris Hilton Butt Shot

Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian.

I do appreciate that she bowed down on the sidelines, probably getting her kickback the last decade of Kardashian’s making money, due to her sly, good business hustle, but I don’t like that she’s making a comeback with her photoshoots, even if she’s not bad looking for a gay man, good juciy ass you know…but because she hasn’t died of AIDS yet and that offends me….

She’s the worst.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2017

12

Oct

Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash

Kirsten Dunst will forever be the unshowered hipster celebrity with big tits on a skinny frame who was one heroin cigarette away from death….you know from Bring it on to all the independent shit that never featured her nipples….to falling the fuck off…while the only constant was her janky tooth, that I actually liked and appreciated most about her…

Well now she’s back, she’s working, she’s winning awards, she’s mattering…so why not flash your fucking panties..and that’s just what she did.

I still think she looks like she smells and that’s what I like best about her.

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

12

Oct

Rosario Dawson Naked Selfie of the Day

Rosari Dawson Nude

Rosario Dawson is irritating…

She was the slutty Teen in KIDS that Harmony Korine pulled out of some housing project her family were squatting at, and she turned into some bullshit celebrity brat who could afford all the cocaine while being a total cunt thanks to getting cast in movies, totally straying from the girl willing to get naked….

She was busty, her career flourished, her ego inflated, totally disregarding her ghetto roots….I’ve heard so many stories from so many people…that she’s the worst..

Then a few months ago, her nudes got leaked, her lawyers came out trying to delete them, and her response has been “post sleazy strategic nudes”…as a fuck you to the nudes she threatened to sue people like me for posting..

I guess, she liked the nudes out there, wants people jerking off to her now that she’s 40, but has to pretend to fight the nudes…so it seems like she didn’t leak them herself, only to have her post shit like that that are technically nude..just not gaping pussy nudes…but still nude enough for me to say “girl why the fuck you bugging me with lawyers, when you’re putting the nudes out yourself”…I guess it’s a feminist “I control my nudes, you can’t post stolen nudes”…bullshit that irritates me and she’s not even that hot with that horse head..tits or get out yo.

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

11

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day

The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home…

So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people..

She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying..

But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him…

BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other…

It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist…

Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things..

Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW|Videos

2017

09

Oct

Rosario Dawson’s Upper Thigh at Comicon of the Day

Rosario Dawson's Upper Thigh at Comicon

I find it interest, not that interesting, but insteresting for the sake of this post, that Rosario Dawson goes to Comicon and flashes a room full of virgins her pussy, yet, I put up a pics of her that were “alleged” leaked nudes, that I don’t even think were that racy or memorable, but that happened, for a bunch of virgins, and her lawyers come after me…

The world…is unfair, girl just wants you jerking off to her, so do it….even though she’s old, tired, expired, she should just kept the nudes out there, this too much thigh when her tits are her good parts is annoying…

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Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

05

Oct

Coco for Breast Cancer Awareness of the Day

Coco for Breast Cancer Awareness

Remember Coco?

Well she’s out there promoting breast cancer with some of the most amazingly funny breast implants…that remind me of an era long gone…the trashy stripper chick who jacks up her face and body for rappers…that I guess isn’t all that different that what”s going on in social media today…but the girls jacking up their faces and bodies for rappers don’t have bleached blonde hair, they just have real fucking tans, looking like they are arab or something, even though their all white all the time, and the rappers are just there to sell more records…cuz they saw what girl did with her cosmetics line…

That said, as trashy and silly as COCO is, or as funny as this strapless bra she doesn’t need because her tits are filled with helium, I’m old and remember when Coco was out there keeping busy trying to build up her brand around her booty and for that reason alone we must celebrate whatever the fuck this is.

Posted in:Coco|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Alicia Keys Nipples of the DAy

Alicia Keys nipples in a pink bra

I would have been happy going through life without seeing Alicia Keys in a weird see through bra top, not that I hate see through bra tops, I am all about see through bra tops, and I don’t turn my back on any girl showing her tits, even if they are photoshopped and you can hardly see the massive nipple on the sloppy tit, I take them all in, but there are women I wouldn’t ask for see through pics of if I had any choice in the matter, which I don’t because no one gives a fuck about my opinion on anything – especially not on Alica Keys being a monster piano master with the voice of an angel…showing some titty….which I guess is still better than her normal behavior…it’s just a sign of the times and the collective willingness of woman everywhere, transcending all races and ages and sizes…exposing tit…and we like it..
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Posted in:Alicia Keys|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum and her rocking old lady tits – that she’s showing off tanning in St Barth’s is pulling the Cougar thing…you know pushing 50 but banging some 20 year old who is into fucking her because she’s Heidi Klum – even though it’s creepy in some ways – but hot in most other ways – thanks to her being Heidi Klum…

A little weird maybe, I don’t find it all that weird, these model chicks are vain and egos and don’t want to accept they are getting old and fuck young guys to offset that…

I think him doing cannon balls jumping into the pool while her skinny old mom body with rocking tits looks on…then them comparing tans…before he stares down at her tits…and decides….shit, I’ll have to fuck this horny old pervert bitch all day to keep her semi satisfied…because she’s German, and they are crazy, she’s a sex addict, proven by her 100 kids, she’s an ego who wants to steal my youthful sperm…like some fountain of youth….

If you’ve met a 40 something year old mom – you’ll know lady is horny as fuck and can’t get enough dicks to fill her hole…every mom I know just masturbates all day everyday and still wants more…I guess a pre drying up mechanism…

Throw in a career as a model and personality, that vanity…that money, that good life and bitch is likely intolerable…but 20 year old is on the job…doing his best to bang this out…fetishes are weird…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2017

28

Sep

Kim Kardashian Posts her Pussy on Instagram to Support Hef’s Death of the Day

Kim Kardashian Posts her Pussy on Instagram to Support Hef's Death

Narcissistic garbage can of a human being, porn slut with the mangled face and body people buy into, made Hef’s death about her and wrote some bullshit tribute to Hef because she felt a connection to him thanks to years of going to Playboy parties and being in Playboy – living out her dream – because as a child she had no expectations of ever being in Playboy – because she was a fucking troll…but a little surgery / a lot of surgery and some laser hair removal…coupled with a PR team and family machine that made her relevant..she got there…good job garbage human being…no one should care about..

I’m only posting it because girl posted her straight up pussy on instagram, you can see the lip that was blown out by all the black cock…on INSTAGRAM..but they’d never delete her account – they need her…

Yet I post girls in panties and DONE…like the most softcore porn ever…of girls you want to see naked…but this pic puts her actual cunt lips out there and boom…she gets PR for it…

Weird world we live in….the rich get richer or someshit…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

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