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2009

08

Jun

Kate Walsh and her Divorcee Tits of the Day

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Like all recently single whores, here’s Kate Walsh showing off some tit for some male attention.See, I don’t know who this bitch is, but I can tell her pussy is dripping, sure it could have to do with the fact that she’s ovulating, and hungry for sperm, but I like my recently divorced angle, cuz it just makes sense to me. Every girl I know who gets out of a relationship, turns into the town whore fucking as many cocks as possibl for a solid few months, before getting locked down again, because one of those cocks has enough money to stick with, it’s just a vagina thing and it all starts with the lowcut shirts…and ends with the herpes scabs..

Posted in:cleavage|Kate Walsh

2009

02

Jun

Leona Lewis and Her Cleavage of the Day

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Leona Lewis is that girl who sings about sex on her period .

And like a virgin at the mall with buying Magic Cards with my buddies only to be destracted when a big titty girl and her friends walk by in their low cut shirts, I’ve just turned my site into a place that gets excited when a chubby singer shows off some cleavage, and that depresses me.

Nothing makes me feel more pathetic than when I do these desperate posts about cleavage because I have nothing else to talk about, because cleavage is about as PG as shit gets and if you have a capacity to get off to the shit, like I have the capacity to write about the shit, like it really is a fuckin’ big deal, you are as worthless as mine and we should kill ourselves in some kind of ritual that makes people think we were a cult, when really we were just sexually frustrated with lives that suck.

Girls rock cleavage every fucking day, as they fucking should, so noticing it isn’t really a big deal, we’re dudes, we’re supposed to, but making a big deal about the shit, like taking a picture or making a post, or even high fiving your loser friends with boners in your pants is just not cool.

Posted in:cleavage|Leona Lewis

2009

01

Jun

A Date With Pam Anderson’s Haggard Face of the Day

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The problem with Plastic Surgery is that it doesn’t age well. It’s like the people who get the shit to try to make themselves look better, get kicked in the fuckin ass a few years down the road, when their faces start contorting in weird ways, forcing them to get more plastic surgery, eventually ending up lookin’ like a blow-up doll you found in the garbage and decided to patch up and bring home with you because your whore wife doesn’t fuck you.

The problem with having a crush on a celebrity in the 90s, is that 15 years down the road when you happen to be lucky enough to finally meet her, you decide to ask her on a date to live out that late Baywatch fantasy, forgetting that in those 15 years, many cock have run through her pink garage door in her red bathing suit, and now she’s a leathery freaky lookin’ piece of shit.

Here are the pics of her on a date.

Posted in:cleavage|Date|Pamela Anderson

2009

21

May

Annalynne McCord is Busting Out of her Dress of the Day

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Annalynne McCord is useless. Instead of dressing like a predator, I’d rather dress her up like the prey, you know put her in a mouse costume, or in whatever the fuck animal predator’s eat, and throw her in the fuckin’ jungle and see whether she comes out alive. Maybe even make a reality TV show out of it because that’s really the caliber of talent she provides. Here are her tits.

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage

2009

15

May

Marisa Miller Cleavage of the Day

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Here is some supermodel cleavage, I hear that it’s better cleavage than the slutty teenage girl who works at the dollar store where I get my canned food down the street, but that’s because she’s fat and smells like mothballs and doesn’t really have guys jerking off to her photo spreads, but may have creepy poor guys she meets at work jerking off to her, because lets face it, when you shop at the dollar store, pussy isn’t really falling onto your lap….

Posted in:cleavage|Marisa Miller

2009

14

May

We Get it Mariah, You’ve Been Pissed On of the Day

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Eminem’s recent cry of attention was saying he peed on Mariah and the whole thing isn’t that unexpected because around the time he was dating her she was crazy, not to mention celebrities are so fucked up because of all the money they have and all the attention they get on a daily basis, they push their sexual boundaries to the next level. I know random people who have fucked celebrities and they’ve all said the same thing, the requests were weird, involved piss and asshole licking request on the first date, and I’d probably do the same thing if I was one too. I mean I’m not even a celebrity and I ask bitches to do some next level weird shit, so I guess I shouldn’t judge Mariah on anyting other than the fact that she’s letting herself go and despite some big ol’ tits, she’s got a big ol’ everything else and there’s no excuse for that.

Posted in:cleavage|Mariah Carey

2009

11

May

Pheobe Price Upskirt of the Day

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Her name is Phoebe Price. I have never met her. But I can tell you that she’s got orange pubic hair, and although orange pubic hair repulses me for the most part, because people with orange pubic hair, usually have pasty skin and dark red genitals, not to mention they are devil children who are barely human and have this weird superhuman strength that I think is a product of evolution, you know from getting constantly made fun of, but the other day, I finally came across a good lookin’ redhead. She was tall, thin, french and had a really amazing set of tits, I don’t know who she is, but I should craigslist misconnect her, since that’s the man’s way of getting pussy passive aggressively.

Either way, Phoebe Price covered her cunt and squatted on the street corner because she saw paparazzi and wanted this post to make it to TMZ. It’s really her life objective…

Posted in:cleavage|Panties|Pheobe Price|Tits|Upskirt

2009

06

May

Some Naomi Campbell Titties of the Day

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The world needs more crazy tits, not that Naomi Campbell’s tits are crazy, but she’s rumored to be based on all the bratty scenes she causes, but that’s just what happens when you grow up without a father and are raised by a nanny while you’re whore mother is off traveling the world. She’s just one of those rich bitches who thinks the world revolves around her, not that it really matters and I don’t really know what I am writing my psychological assessment of her based on her Wikipedia page, maybe I should go into stories of how black girls won’t fuck me, despite me wanting to fuck them, or maybe talk about how a friend of mine who only fucks black girls told me that only Haitian’s suck dick and that’s why they get the bad reputation from other black people as being scum, but that’s not very interesting to talk about. I could go on about how I always get the lap dances from black girls and smell of their perfume for a good week, because of a combination of me not showering and them whore showering, but instead I’ll just post the fucking pictures, because combined with with this write-up, makes this probably the worst post I’ve ever done. We can always bring our A-Game…or in this case…any game.

Posted in:cleavage|Naomi Campbell|Tits

2009

22

Apr

Brittny Gastineau and Her Boring Cleavage of the Day

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Brittny Gastineau is a bitch I rip into sometimes. She’s best friends with the Kardashian, probably because they let her on their show, not that I watch their show, or know whether she’s on it, but assume she is, because she seems like she would be, you know since the Kardashians and her have same lifestyle, you know doing absolutely nothing all the fucking time, you know contributing nothing to society and my proof that I am write about this lazy rich kid tag along is that she’s responded to me on twitter. As a poor, desperate, low self-esteemed fat dude in canada, I wouldn’t even answer me on twitter. I guess the good life’s also the boring life.

Here are her fat tits.

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|cleavage

2009

17

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits of the Day

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Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

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