Shape Magazine is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of the celebrities they pretend are in shape enough for their magazine…because it sells copies..

So here is Hilary Duff looking like a Real Doll….

Remember Shape magazine is the same magazine that feautred Oprah..and we know how Oprah turned out…not in fucking Shape..even when she was in the best shape…

So we can assume this is as much real Hilary…as the pill of print out of Hilary you jerk off to..

That Lizzy Maquire…she’s so seductive…

All this to say, I like recently divorced women when the pick up where they left up an start their hustle again…new beginnings in their 30s…so slutty..

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There is something about celebrity hair scandals that make me laugh. I get that the whole reason these people exist is because the general public take a vested interest in them and make them important figures for whatever reason, all because they were on TV or in shitty movies, leading to a life of what is this person up to, and who is that person dating, and really the whole thing is pathetic on all of your part…and more so…pathetic on my part because I follow this shit, to make fun of this shit, because I feel we are all doomed and I blame popculture for that…but I’ve come to terms with my level of pathetic…and still I can’t figure out how Hilary Duff dying her hair blue in her midlife recently divorced scientologist crisis…is news…

Blogs are wriitng about it, people are freaking out, ravers and hipsters are like “we were doing htis 3 years ago even the jenners did it already, where the fuck was Hilary Duff in all this, oh right, being a married mom pushing 30″…

I mean if anyone is talking about this, it should be about how the trend is officially dead, old ladies are up on it, like it was Facebook…

But instead…they think it’s awesome..and unless you’ve got a fetish for blue haired Disney Stars that are rich, but still washed up…and this talks directly to your penis..and you can’t control yourself…you have no excuse for bringing this bullshit up…

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Hilary Duff is a mom who has been working out aggressively the last few years. I pay attention to my Scientologists…and like to keep on top of what they are up to…

Well, like other scientologists before her, she has recently ended things with her baby daddy billionaire hockey player, because I guess she’s incapable of maintaining relationships or holding a family together….

But she is very capable of posting bikini pics, celebrating her mom body at 30, because she can…and I guess that’s the only skill anyone really needs….

That’s all I have to say about that

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Hilary Duff is recently divorced, or getting a divorce and people are all excited about that, because I guess they think they have a chance with her, or maybe they are more into girls they once jerked off to when they are a mom and divorcee because – what the fuck is wrong with you – divorcees are only good when you meet them in a hotel bar, or on tinder, when they are out there ready to get their fuck on, and I can assure you that this thick Scientologist, is not about to get her fuck on with you…

But she will wear short shorts in a porno for girls magazine that is the foundation of Sex and The City…and more importantly, giving girls tips on giving rim jobs…or whatever the fuck Cosmo is spewing these days..

You could always just google pics of her at 19 when she was a little fresher, less expired, prime…but these pics happened anyway…

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