So we meet again – Milky Tits Monday….

For whatever reason, Monday’s are about MILFs, the rebirth..

In celebrating moms, which are typically a gross thing to celebrate, except maybe on Mothers Day, where you have no choice by to celebrate moms and really you’re only celebrating YOUR own mom….we must celebrate the mom tit….

The mom tit can be the deflated sloppy post lactation tit that husbands everywhere are probably far too familiar with…maybe families who have more than one kid only have more than one kid because the husband wants those tits filled with MILK again…you know to fill them back up from the depleted milk bags they became…

Today we celebrate tits doing what tits are designed to do in order to keep humanity alive in this era of “we may experience the end of the world in our lifetimes” which I think is pretty fucking cool, but that’s just because dying as a collective with humanity means leaving nothing behind so there should be comfort in that, at least if you scale back on your survival instinct…

Tits are supposed to make milk…to feed the offspring and apparently be part of a campaign to free the nipple for titty empowerment…even though I’ve seen bitches breast feeding in public for as long as I can remember…

So here are some tits making milk for the sake of jerk off material…which is not the point of the tits, don’t sexualize the tits, especially not when they are WORKING…but these moms are probably DYING to be sexualized…so that’s why they are producing this kind of EROTICA, SMUT, WEIRDNESS….and I’m just here documenting it…

These girls are crazy.

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We live in a pretty sexualized world, where women who sexualize themselves yell at men for sexualizing them, you know patriarchy shit, or misogyny shit that the feminist push as part of their “make men hate being men so they all cut their dicks off” because that’s the new normal….

So you see these women who sexualize themselves find any angle they can to sexualize themselves while pretending they are not sexualizing themselves…but rather doing it for empowerment…to be proud of showing the internet their tits or assholes or whatever…which works for me cuz I love sluts.

Then they do these campaigns like Free the Nipple arguing that breast feeding is a normal and natural thing that men shouldn’t be turned on by….because they feel the need to decide what men should be turned on by and what they shouldn’t be turned on by…when being turned on is kind of something that can’t be controlled…

So they fight for the right to breast feed in public, which as far as I knew, has ALWAYS been allowed…I have NEVER seen a woman in Starbucks asked to leave when feeding her kid…and I’ve seen public breast feeding…even though tits are tits and whether they are doing their breast feeding job or not…are still tits..

Then you see these lactacting women who take and upload lactating pics to the internet…you knwo for empowerment, when clearly they are targeting lactating titty fetishists…while pretending it’s wrong to sexualize milk filled tits…so don’t sexualize it…even though this is clearly designed to be jerked off to….titty stunts…or titty doing their job…and I don’t love it, but it’d be good to be stuck on a deserted island with…you know “we have no food or drinking water, so let me suck your tit”…survival shit…

So make sure your COVID apocalypse bunker has at least one lactating bitch invited…your life may depend on it….

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I guess we are in an era where younger and younger women are having kids, because they are fucking mental cases and following their leader from their horrible church of Kardashian/Jenner…which as a concept is hilarious to me…the fact that humans are so weak minded that they need some spiritual overlord and out of all the options they have, they decided the Kardashians who represent ALL that is evil and terrible in society…besides maybe the idea of “family helping family to win”….that’s the only positive quality I can think of…other than “if you fuck in video with the right team, you can win at life on a financial level”….which is a good thing to pitch any girl you’re trying to film fuck…

But yeah…with younger and younger moms, and being an old as shit old guy where all lactating women are by default younger than me….I still find the idea of showing off lactaction like it’s a TikTok challenge “Look how far I squirt”….or just a weird niche porn fetish…or something worth celebrating and posting…because the tits not lactacting would be totally fine with me…if not better….like I don’t need to see their biological purpose…I’m more into just seeing them not at work, doing their job, to feed babies….because that whole breeding thing is gross.

But Monday is a New Week, new Birth, a Revival….so milky tits speak to that…and here’s those milky tits.

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This is not a lactation fetish site, if anything the whole pregnancy thing disgusts me, and I have no need to really see a tit in action, working how it was designed to work by the alien overlords that created us as a science experiment that laid the foundation to make us this ant colony from hell that we are living in…one where the ants decided to create some imaginary thing called MONEY to make all the other ANTS the shittiest fucking ants around…

Don’t get me wrong, the whole creampie, breeding fetish is all good and exciting to me, so long as there’s some contraception involved, or maybe timed properly so that your bitch doesn’t end up pregnant.

There’s fun in risk of knocking up a girl, and there’s intimacy of busting inside a girl the way nature intended…watching your load drip out of her knowing she’ll be walking around with that shit in her all day….reminding you how dumb she must be to have let you do that…is FAR different than actually bringing a baby to fruition…

Buy I assume 99% of these lactating women are confused as they are trying to reclaim their sex appeal after giving birth, because it is possible some of these lactating tits never had a baby, they just hormonally can lactate, for whatever reason…but assuming that the majority have had kids…they are obviously taking their husband’s excitement of their new tits to heart…not realizing he’s only excited cuz he gets a new set of bigger tits without having to cheat…which doesn’t mean the rest of us need to get in on that….since we’re not the ones in a monogamous relationship with these girls stoked on their tits being bigger….we’re outsiders perfectly happy with tits that don’t lactate all over the fucking place….but obviously weird lonely fucks, the kind who marry their sex dolls, are into lactating tit cuz their sex dolls lack that feature and lactating means a real woman let you knock them up….which for lonely losers is probably a big deal….while for the rest of us, it’s the WORST STD around…baby making…yuck.

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Milky Tits Monday is probably one of the worst ways to start the week, which is exactly why I do it. I mean I guess it could be worse, I mean maybe you have a shitty kid who has to wake up and get ready for school, or a shitty job, shitty wife, shitty life…all while dealing with shitty rules during the pandemic…and a set of MILK filled tits are the only thing you find joy in…maybe the peak of your relationship was the time your partner was lactacting because it filled those saggy tits right, it offered nourishment that once you got into the taste, really embraced the taste, because on some deep level in your brain, it was familiar to when you were breast feeding off your mom..

Or you’re like me, you’ve never got a bitch pregnant, you’ve never had to get off to a swollen ready to explode tit, you’ve never been fed by your partner or some whore who still lactates like you were a little baby….and the whole milk filled tits is weird to you..

Either way, it’s what tits are supposed to do…their intended purpose. Their biological designed intention….which doesn’t mean those tits are at their best, it just means it’s what tits do…

The idea that girls document it sexually like their tits are able to perform some sort of circus trick, some PARKOUR for titties, when they are just doing what they are supposed to do…is really the weird part…but they just had kids and need all the male attention to find their sexual being that they can….and dudes being perverts LOVE this milk filled titty shit…

Either way, I do this to maintain my status as a feminist site. You know free the nipples so we can jerk off to them…feminists.. .

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I am not a breeder or interested in breeding, I find it some basic animalistic instinct that is ridiculously inconvenient and totally unrewarding.

Anytime I see people, especially young people, pushing their stroller, the dude always looking exhausted and miserable, because he knows in his soul that being in this mess fucking sucks and that he’d be better off just playing videogames and jerking off to porn, I mean sex is good and all, but sex with life changing results with a bitch who is just going to get older and older, is pretty depressing.

I don’t know how they convinced us into having kids, there seems to be nothing fun about having kids, if anything it’s just a weird perversion, or just something for simple minds to do….because sure, seeing a young version of yourself can be rewarding if they end up doing something substantial with their lives, but 99.9 percent of people just end up lazy, miserable, in shit jobs living unimpressive lives, so maybe that time and energy spent on being a dad or parent could be spent on you living your best life, your substantial life, where kids aren’t really in the mix…

So to me, the whole breast milk thing is nothing hot…swollen hormonal tits with a banged out pussy is not my fetish…the only benefit of breast milk would be if I survived a plane crash with a group of people and one happened to be lactating, I’d latch on for LIFE and start sucking that human dairy out of her, but in everyday life, when not in some traumatic survival mode, breasts filled with milk, doing what breasts were desinged to do, are better for the dads that got those breasts full of milk to experience new / bigger breasts before they dry up and they go back to just empty sacks of mom tit…

What I am saying is that anyone into breast milk as a fetish, who isn’t a dad who has already traded his balls in for a “family” experience, and is just happy to have a new version of an old tit that he’s stuck with for life, is just a werido…so you are a weirdo….

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As someone who has never knocked up a woman and not because I haven’t tried, or at least done all that it would take to get a woman pregnant.

Either I am impotent from the weak sperm thanks to hard living….barely hard living,..just alcoholism and a general disrespect for my body…because I am a firm believer that the my body, my temple shit is nonsense since I’ve met people who never smoked who died of lung cancer, never drank who had hepatitis and liver failure and fat fuck chain smoking drunks who live to 90…thanks to a life of good times and partying…

Or the women I have cum inside have WILLED themselves to not get pregnant, some mental Jedi tricks that work require a total disgust for the sperm their vagina is ingesting to never let it hit their egg….or maybe they were infertile too…you know because I am only attractive to barren women who can’t breed..my wife had her tubes tied years before I met her…thank god…

Either way, I’ve never had to deal with a pregnant wife, I’ve never had to deal with excitement from the pregnatn wife growing some titties, I’ve never had to suck those titties to make my wife cum thanks to whatever hormone is released when they breast feed that keeps them breast feeding, it’s all pretty fucking perverted…

But clearly, there’s a demand for girls who are lactating to treat that lactation as empowerment, as something to showcase or sell, as something to celebrate and be an activist about in a free the nipple…and the whole thing only makes me want to launch a breast milk cheese business to the weird lonely fucks into this…

But here it is…just a bunch of squirting titties to show you how titties work on a biological level…we call this TITTIES doing their job.

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I like to think that Milky Boobs Monday was my greatest achievement of 2020, you know after 16 years of doing a site that morphed into what I guess was a celebrity oriented site, despite hating celebs, I reclaimed my true passion for the internet, which has always been how weird people behave on the internet, because the internet has always appealed to freaks and now that the mainstream is on board, and I guess have a good 15 years being on board, they’re all morphing into weirdos of their own…oversharing, maybe not caring that their second life online is actually their first life, and their actual life is just the breaks they take between looking at their second life on their phone or emails….acting like their second life isn’t their first life…if you know what I mean..

If you don’t, it’s that 20 years ago, if you asked 99% of moms if they’d post pics of themselves squirting breast milk either sexually, or like it’s an achievement to have your breasts milk-filled the way they are designed, for dudes to celebrate the purpose of breasts while masturbating to them in action, like being excited when you see a dog doing the job it was bred for, only more perverted that seeing a hunting dog retrieve a fucking duck stuffed toy, because it involves breasts doing the job they are bred for….but yeah…if you did a survey at the local recently shredded by baby group 20 years ago asking if they’d be down to make fetish content for dudes really into breast milk…they’d call you sick, possibly make their husbands stop hanging out with you, leaving you scared and alone…but now…20 years later…that shit’s hit the suburbs and all these motherfuckers have gone nuts.

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I find childbirth one of the most unnatural things a person can do….even though I know on a rational level that people are coded to want to reproduce…you know their AI that is their DNA is like “reproduce, reproduce, reproduce”….but it seems like such an idiotic thing to do….and anyone without kids, who has just gone through Christmas with family that has kids, knows that shit is not just boring and useless but it gets in the way of napping..

I know that our species relies on childbirth and that the middle of the road suburban idiots in bad suits like to have kids…as do white trash people in Canada because they get paid per kid they have…like it’s a job….but the smart people of the world know that it’s fucking crazy to bring in a future generation of yourself…you narcissistic fuck…you’re not that much of a contribution to society so why do you think your kid will be…so that he gets a shitty mortgage he pays for with a shitty job like everyone else in the 99% of losers who make-up society…

Then there’s the younger kids of social media having kids at 20 or 22, for the prop, or because they are all perverts into getting cummed inside….and after so many abortions and plan b, you gotta commit to the baby making…which is fun cuz Kylie did it, so why can’t they…I mean maybe because they aren’t billionaires..but why let that stop you…

So I am not the kind of person to celebrate moms, mom pussy or mom titties as they do what titties are designed to do…produce human dairy….but maybe I just don’t get it cuz I never sucked on a milk filled tit the way nature, and I guess our perversions want us to….I’m all for the titty part, but the lactating is only good when it happens in public, so that I get the titty part when I otherwise wouldn’t…you know at the coffee shop or any non-strip club location when a mom pulls her tit out to feed….but other than that, keep it to your damn self….

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Milky Boobs Monday is up there with WETSPOT WEDNESDAY, that weren’t designed to be a fetish gallery of pics of girls who upload this shit to the internet for perverts who are into the niche content they are into producing….

Milky Boobs Monday is not about me showcasing how hot milk filled tits are….it’s about making fun of clickbait websites that do these compilation posts of babes doing various things for click…but instead of doing it for clicks, because that would be the smart thing to do if I wanted to get rich, I am doing it with gross shit like milk filled tits…

Now I am not into breeding, despite being into internal cumshots, I think the whole pregnancy thing is vile and destruction, terrorism really…but I do know that if you have no other options, milk filled tits can be exciting and nutritious…and clearly as people get more and more fucking weird they need the things that husbands who are 9 months dry from fucking their baby momma, and have that batch in their balls that would make them get off to basically anything, milk tits become a fun prop…

Not that I do moms, despite being a stepfather, I think the whole stepfather thing is my biggest failure as a man…there are so many non-moms who are far more interesting even though they don’t have the ability to do titty tricks…

However, there was a day about 10 or 15 years ago where I went on a walk…I stopped at Starbucks first, where there was two moms breast feeding, full tit out…then I hit the park where I saw 2 or 3 other girls pull out their tits to breast feed…I saw 5 set of tits while getting my steps in before it was “getting your steps in”…and was just walking…and I thought it was aweseom, like a blue balled whipped husband with a new mom, it was the only titty I saw making it prime titty….but since there’s an internet of other tits to look at…this are rock bottom tits doing what natured intended and what they were designed to do…which isn’t necessarily a good thing….sometimes things are designed to do a specific task, but are far better at doing other tasks without doing their specific task they were designed to do…I just can’t think of any examples of that…but it applies to titties, so I guess I thought of an example of that.

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