In being a boomer, I had no idea that Playboy was still doing titty photoshoots with the tits out for their magazine.

I wrote Playboy off during Hef’s dementia days when he used every gutter chick with bleached hair and shitty tits…

Only to sell the rights to some porn company that let any pig be a model because they needed the content….

Only for his gay son to takeover the brand and decide to remove nudity in order to be ad friendly for google….

Well, apparently they are back, if you consider this being back…

They did a titty shoot with some chick named Lexee Smith, who is apparently a dancer…

Not the kind of A-Lister you want to see with tits out….

But still has the tits out, not the best tits…and they forgot to include the cunt…

So Playboy still sucks.

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