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2017

22

Jun

Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day

Sarah Hyland from Modern Family is Showing her Armpit in a Selfie

I have an armpit fetish…I don’t have a Sarah Hyland fetish…but sometimes one thing overrides the other…and you take the armpit you get…since most girls are shy about their armpits and don’t like broadcasting their armpits unless they are the armpit you don’t want…because it is all hairy and matted from sweat on some pig feminist bitch who wants you to know she’s a real woman because she doesn’t shave…you know a not so silent protest…that should be focused on PUSSY hair..because the bigger the bush the less disgusting the fat feminist bitch is…but the hairier the armpits have a reverse effect..

I’m glad we sorted this out together…

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2017

19

Jun

Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Skinny Modern Family Legs

I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known..

But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head.

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2017

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini Top of the Day

Sarah Hyland, the creepy Modern Family, who unlike Ariel Winter is not quite a wart faced troll, but rather a freak in her own right, of never aging, looking like some premature child, all small and weak and big headed…but people are into her…like they are into any of these celebs who are on TV…because they like that casting agents tell them who to like so that they don’t need to use their brains and come to their own conclusions…

Well, thanks to fame whoring and attention seeking, trying to keep followers happy, Sarah Hyland knows to post them bikini good goods…it makes her matter more..

I like this look.

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2017

30

May

Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl BBQing her Meal of the Day

Sarah Hyland is doing a little BBQ for Memorial Day weekend. On the Christian radio I was listening to as I do, not because I am a religious man, but because I am not a religious man, they Pastor said, it’s OK to BBQ on Memorial Day, you don’t need to spend the day crying over dead soldiers, but rather realizing that life is short and they died for your freedoms to BBQ….

I know you patriotic folks will agree with that, and so will you religious folk, but I don’t believe they died for any freedoms, but rather were pawns used to some weird strategies we’ll never understand and if there was no military, I feel like we’d still be as free as we want to be – because the world isn’t as terrible as it’s been made out to be…not everyone wants to rape and kill you.

THAT SAID…i think posting bathing suit pics by the BBQ, thinking “YAY DAY OFF FROM MY RICH PERSON LIFE OF LUXURY – I AM A VAPID CUNT FROM TV – BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT FAT LIKE ARIEL WINTER – MY CO STAR”….is trashy.

THAT SAID…I think her posting her skinny legs, all anorexic looking in a time se’s been criticized for being ANorexic by the media that LOVES fat chicks, the same people making homosexuals gay…the MEDIA….when really she’s just skinny….cooking an invisible meal…like “this is what I eat….nothing..you fat fucks”…is brilliant…good job.

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2017

19

May

Sarah Hyland Tits for Social Media Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland is showing some cleavage for social media – trying to fit in amongst her peers like that fat slut Ariel Winter…we call it the MODERN FAMILY sold off by their family to be raised by producers interested in making money off them and Sofia Vergara interested in teaching them how tits can create you….and the whole thing is pretty boring, like the girl I met on TINDER, who wants to de-stigmatize chlamydia by openly discussing her chlamydia hoping it inspires others to talk about their chlamydia so that people get it treated and the overall rate of chlamydia goes down…..a real Mother Theresa…saving the slutty porn addicted, no committal, millennial, narcisstist raised on social media and porn…. kids of tomorrow…

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2017

05

May

Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day

This picture is fucking jokes…

So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her..

The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great..

Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating..

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2017

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland Tits on Tree Branch of the Day

The casting of Modern Family is so weird….not because they found some hispanic woman with massive tits in some brothel in Miami that they could repackage as a comedic actress thanks to her cheap priced high quality cocaine….and accent…the accent makes acting skills irrelevant…

But because they cast Sarah Hyland to be Ariel Winter’s sister…one is a creepy 14 year old looking chick, who even in her 20s, is small and underdeveloped…despite what her tits may be telling you….while Ariel Winter is this ball of fat, with tits so sloppy she’s had them cut off at least once…and a body so sloppy that at 18, she looks 40 and like a mom of 4….who loves to eat…you know in a if they are sisters, this one steals all of the other one’s food situation…

Well, this one’s sitting in a tree, cleavage out, breast implants, because she knows the importance of tits for her costars and thus for her.. good times…that aren’t that good…

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2017

08

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Creepy Face is a Self Proclaimed Human Vibrator of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out, but I know dudes love jerking off to her, because she’s on TV and has been on TV for a longtime, and even though she’s not jailbait anymore, she still looks like she’s 12, thanks to her parents doing what gymnast parents used to do, and that’s anything to stunt her growth so that she can keep the teen roles coming in…until she fall apart and she can’t get away with it!!

She’s the big sister of Ariel Winter, with the smaller tits, probably hating her and her tits for all the hype they are getting…

Anyway, she’s saying she’s a twitchy weird chick…full on telling the world she’s a vibrator…weird..

I have no idea why I am posting this…BUT I AM…fascinating..

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2017

20

Jan

Sarah Hyland in a Slutty Dress with Jay Leno of the Day

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Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo…

I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from…

I don’t know what’s going on here….but it’s fetishy on so many levels…so take it in…

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2016

28

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Face on Instagram Live of the Day

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I was kickin’ it on Instagram, creeping all these topless bitches in instagram caliber shoots, who cleverly use emoji’s to censor their nipples, because they don’t want their accounts frozen, it’s all they have to live for, hell they are putting nude pics of themselves on the shit, they must take it fucking seriously…

And a prompt prompted as prompts do…saying “Sarah Hyland is Live”…I joined the Periscope of instagram where hearts on the right side were pumping, and people were asking her dumb questions she answered, while being ignored as I do….even though my questions aren’t sexual, because I get deleted when they are…so I asked her to dance, her favorite love song, to sing, etc…ignored…

But the interesting thing, becausae me being ignored is pretty much the basis of my site and existence, I mean name another dude with blog that’s written 40,000 posts in 14 years, who doesn’t even make 100 dollars a month off his nonsense…and at one point there was serious traffic on this shit…it was relevant…I know people don’t care and it wasn’t that relevant…but people fucking clicked….and I still haven’t got a book, radio, tv, movie, job offer…pretty fucking pathetic…

I digress….

The interesting thing wasn’t me being reminded I am a fat loser from some twat from TV…

It was her face, those cheeks, what the fuck was I looking at…was it through an iPhone Fisheye, had she got her already bulbous cheeks jacked up with shit….

So I took a screenshot to share with you – so we collectively say “what the fuck is that…and why isn’t it finger banging itself, stretching it’s pussy out with household objects, because thats what CAMMING is about you dumb sheltered starlet”….

Weird looking…as fuck.

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Here she is grinding her friend for XMAS…

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